It is just yogurt, I swear it

[QueenOH]

So I decided to make a smoothie this morning. Nothing special just a little kale, strawberries, blueberries and greek yogurt.

My blend wasn't chopping up the strawberries like it should (because they were frozen) so I take the lid off and the contents mostly the yogurt goes flying everywhere.
You think I would have learn a lesson from the Juicer episode of The Cosby Show. So I rush to get everything cleaned up and the smoothie finished because by this time I'm running late for work.

I make a stop by the grocery store to pick up some grapes to eat with my lunch and people are looking twice at me. Being me I just assume that I'm looking extra cute today.

I get to work and I walk by the mirror in the hall area when I notice that on my neck and the back of my hand are dries white spots.

I automatically think back to the people at the store and what they must think it was.

So if you saw me at Kroger this morning. It was yogurt, just yogurt.