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Post by nyunupe on Mar 1, 2012 12:57:32 GMT -5
She had to wear a heavy duty paper bag.... you know what.. naw dawg.. I can't do it.. what if her lacefront fell off... What if she tried to make sex faces .. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *me running away arms flinging like a white girl in a horror movie* lol... sex faces, hmmm. Yeah I forgot about that....that's true. But it would be something to the ego just to reflect that I hit some Lil' Kim stuff. |
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Post by nyunupe on Mar 1, 2012 12:59:32 GMT -5
A good ex is one you NEVER hear from again. Truth! And you know that YOU'RE a good ex when they're still attempting to communicate with you. Can't do it though...Did it once, and was soooooo dissed that I actually considered exclusively dating white and mexican women. |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 1, 2012 13:03:25 GMT -5
oh no. for Chally there are no repeats, no friendships, we can't be cool, kick it, or hang out. When I'm done, I'm done. my ex prior to the last ex couldn't seem to get this through his head. that was the one and only time a guy has made me change my contact info. He started calling my job at one point so I had to roast him something proper.
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 1, 2012 13:05:50 GMT -5
Correction: this only applies to the 2 I've smanged. I'm kinda sorta cool with a few of the 85 that dumped me for not putting out. LOL!!!
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Post by nyunupe on Mar 1, 2012 13:07:41 GMT -5
"roast him something proper".....oh yeah, liking that one, for sure.
I usually move on, though.
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Post by nyunupe on Mar 1, 2012 13:11:26 GMT -5
Correction: this only applies to the 2 I've smanged. I'm kinda sorta cool with a few of the 85 that dumped me for not putting out. LOL!!! No put out? you deserved to be dumped!  But on the real, sex can be a very poisonous thing, especially in your 20's. The emotional attachment can be deadly at times.....see U fo VA lacrosse case. Men are too territorial, so young women need to take this into consideration. |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 1, 2012 13:27:14 GMT -5
LOL @ deserved to be dumped!
It's been years since the dumpings and most of them still stand by this statement.
"I was young. I was in college. I wanted to f**k. You weren't giving up the goods. You had to go."
I think I had like 6 or 7 "boyfriends" in one semester. lol
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 1, 2012 13:42:15 GMT -5
that old familiar tho... SMH .. Sometimes that ex sex can be the best sex.. there is always that "you remember this good thunder you use to get.. member this!"
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Post by LejaOMG on Mar 1, 2012 13:51:35 GMT -5
Correction: this only applies to the 2 I've smanged. I'm kinda sorta cool with a few of the 85 that dumped me for not putting out. LOL!!! interesting. |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 1, 2012 13:53:32 GMT -5
LOL!!!!
This got me to thinking, so I made a list of all of my ex bfs. In the past 14 years (7 of which were divided between two relationships and the 2 I've been single), I've been dumped 46 times. That's an average of 9.2 boyfriends a year. LOL!!!!
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 1, 2012 14:01:43 GMT -5
You fast Chal.
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 1, 2012 14:09:03 GMT -5
 I am not. They only lasted about 2 or 3 weeks. A month and a half at the most. You ninjas find out that there's no smashing, smanging, OR finger popping and your wanna get all caught up in yo feelings. Back then it was hunching/dry humping or nothing at all. So, um, yea. I was quite familiar with getting the boot ;D Seriously, I think at one point it became a game to them. They were probably putting money in the "Operation: Break Chally" pot. I mean I'm cute and all, but damn, ninjas was coming out of the woods like crazy back then. These days, tho.... lol
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Post by nyunupe on Mar 1, 2012 14:12:42 GMT -5
that old familiar tho... SMH .. Sometimes that ex sex can be the best sex.. there is always that "you remember this good thunder you use to get.. member this!" You lucky. I've never had ex sex. I've always wanted some, couldn't score, though. |
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Post by nyunupe on Mar 1, 2012 14:15:00 GMT -5
LOL @ deserved to be dumped! It's been years since the dumpings and most of them still stand by this statement. "I was young. I was in college. I wanted to f**k. You weren't giving up the goods. You had to go." I think I had like 6 or 7 "boyfriends" in one semester. lol That is one great system of self-esteem you got there, homie. I know a girl who gained 150 lbs due to getting dumped. She was fine too in her day. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 1, 2012 14:35:07 GMT -5
that old familiar tho... SMH .. Sometimes that ex sex can be the best sex.. there is always that "you remember this good thunder you use to get.. member this!" You lucky. I've never had ex sex. I've always wanted some, couldn't score, though. I've got turned down quite a few times too.. but ever so often.... |
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 1, 2012 15:20:07 GMT -5
Ex sex. sounds like fun. then again, a ninja will probably try to show off, pulling out new tricks and sh*t tryna to reel you back in. Be like, "dang, he ain't neva did dat befo." lol
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 1, 2012 15:46:08 GMT -5
Ex sex. sounds like fun. then again, a ninja will probably try to show off, pulling out new tricks and sh*t tryna to reel you back in. Be like, "dang, he ain't neva did dat befo." lol always.. and yall do it too.. be like, Gir... girll.. gir..girll.. How did I ever leave you! have all my kids... again.. Ex sex can be the best sex.. Then you come back to reality.. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 1, 2012 15:49:33 GMT -5
yo! this thread almost makes me wanna cry.. in true OOA fashion, by page two the topic is no where close to the original topic...
This feels right.. this feels like home..
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 1, 2012 15:57:32 GMT -5
Truth.com
we suck at staying on topic
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 1, 2012 21:24:04 GMT -5
1. Lil Kim's face looks like someone joined together 3 bowls of uncooked dough on a table, and left it over night, with the intention of making Linsanity Cookies
2. Ex-sex, never had it, never will
3. Nicki Minaj's performance at the Grammy's was so bad Lil Kim could have actually won their blood feud... if it wasn't for her face.
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 1, 2012 22:25:22 GMT -5
Ha!
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 2, 2012 10:09:26 GMT -5
3. Nicki Minaj's performance at the Grammy's was so bad Lil Kim could have actually won their blood feud... if it wasn't for her face.
Her face prevents her from greatness.... it's just hard to overlook it.. no matter how good the song is... |
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Post by nyunupe on Mar 2, 2012 11:14:36 GMT -5
You'd still hit though....I bet she would suck a mean d1ck.
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 2, 2012 11:23:09 GMT -5
You'd still hit though....I bet she would suck a mean d1ck. Her mouth looks like she has down sydrome.. her suction capabilities are questionable to say the least. |
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Post by nyunupe on Mar 2, 2012 11:29:09 GMT -5
yeah....I just googled a recent pic...and you're right.
Such a shame. I wanted to POUNCE on the P back in the day. She was porn sexy.
Not so much now.
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 2, 2012 11:46:34 GMT -5
She was...
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Post by nyunupe on Mar 2, 2012 11:51:31 GMT -5
Smart girl too, quiet as kept. Life threw her a 12/6 curve ball that she could'nt handle. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 2, 2012 11:54:10 GMT -5
smart? I dunno... She could rap and was decent looking..
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I am not. They only lasted about 2 or 3 weeks. A month and a half at the most. You ninjas find out that there's no smashing, smanging, OR finger popping and your wanna get all caught up in yo feelings. 