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Post by Noble Work on Dec 20, 2011 15:24:49 GMT -5
Basically it goes like this... 1. Each person responding grants that wish of the person they are responding to; but your granting their wish must be a bit twisted in nature. 2. You make a wish. Example: Person 1: I wish for a million dollars. Person 2: I grant your wish and you now have a million dollars... But you live on a deserted island with no one around and nothing to buy. I wish for a hot wife. Person 3: You have your hot wife now... But she leaves you for your son. I wish for a Corvette. Please keep your responses clean... But have fun with it. Yes I realize this is not the game section  |
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Post by Noble Work on Dec 20, 2011 15:27:14 GMT -5
who wants to go first?
Level? OK
I wish for an IPad2
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Dec 20, 2011 15:56:01 GMT -5
Level I grant you an IPad2 but it is refurbished and without 3g.
I wish for a new Audi R8.
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Post by LejaOMG on Dec 20, 2011 15:57:36 GMT -5
You got it.
Howbesoever, your Audi R8 has a steering wheel malfunction and can only make left turns
I wish for Blackberry Interface with iPhone functionality
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 20, 2011 17:12:49 GMT -5
L, I grant you your Blackberry Interface with iPhone functionality but half of your screen is permanantly frozen.
I wish for an Acer TravelMate TimelineX 8172
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Dec 20, 2011 18:38:25 GMT -5
Granted. But the battery port is fused shut. You must always use the ac adapter.
I wish for success for all of yall.
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Dec 20, 2011 21:59:37 GMT -5
That's all....done! However, your success will only come after donating at least 1/10 of your salary to local charities.
Ohhh how I wish for a shopping spree at Pier 1.
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 20, 2011 23:40:59 GMT -5
Granted, but your shoping spree has a $75 limit and cannot be applied to items on sale or clearance.
I wish for season tickets for the Memphis Grizzlies
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Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Dec 21, 2011 5:59:18 GMT -5
I grant you your Memphis Grizzles season tickets but you must go with the guys tgat paint their face and chest.
I wish I had my own daycare...
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Post by Noble Work on Dec 21, 2011 9:17:40 GMT -5
I will grant you your own daycare however you can only use cloth diapers on the infants
I wish for 60in Toshiba, 240hz,1080p
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Dec 21, 2011 10:20:38 GMT -5
I will grant you your own daycare however you can only use cloth diapers on the infants I wish for 60in Toshiba, 240hz,1080p Granted, but it will only show 'The Ring." I wish Donnie Hathaway was a live to give my family a private performance of This Christmas. |
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 21, 2011 10:37:16 GMT -5
Granted, but he will have a cold and sound like a goose honking for its mate.
I wish Sallie Mae would cancel out the rest of this loan and call it a Christmas present.
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Post by LejaOMG on Dec 21, 2011 11:51:27 GMT -5
^^ Poof! But you will have indicated a religious preference on your intake form that precludes the accepting of "Christmas" presents
Can I be down with free personal training sessions for the next 6 months?
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 21, 2011 12:33:25 GMT -5
Done, but your "free training" comes in the form of a Richard Simmons impersonator teaching you the coreography to all of Beyonce's dance junts. One size fits all onsie included at no extra charge.
Can ya girl get the ORIGINAL Nintendo complete with ALL the games, Duck Hunt gun, AND the power pad?
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Dec 21, 2011 12:40:57 GMT -5
Done, but your "free training" comes in the form of a Richard Simmons impersonator teaching you the coreography to all of Beyonce's dance junts. One size fits all onsie included at no extra charge. Can ya girl get the ORIGINAL Nintendo complete with ALL the games, Duck Hunt gun, AND the power pad? granted. But it only works on a 14" Monochrome TV with a permanent 60/40 split interfearance. I want an iphone that actually works. |
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Dec 21, 2011 14:56:22 GMT -5
Here's your new iphone BUT the only network it works on is AT&T and their data packages start at $50 a month on top of your minute plan.
santa 'o santa I would luv an X-Pole complete with weekly lessons!
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Post by LejaOMG on Dec 21, 2011 16:04:47 GMT -5
Done! But you're only allowed to attend the class for amputees at the local YMCA
What's up with a new saxophone?
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 22, 2011 9:55:40 GMT -5
You got that, but it only plays in the keys of B, A, and E.
What a pimp gotta do for a full set of Louis V. luggage?
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Dec 22, 2011 10:00:40 GMT -5
Granted. But none of the zippers work.
I want a case of Pappy Van Winkle.
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Post by LejaOMG on Dec 22, 2011 10:07:09 GMT -5
Bet. But it hasn't aged yet. Enjoy 24 bottles of corn/rye/wheat juice.
Who I gotta show my thigh to in order to get down with a new set of kitchenware (incl. cookware, flatware, tableware and glassware)?
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 22, 2011 10:15:30 GMT -5
she said show my thigh!!! LOLOLOL!!!!
Granted, but they all come from Family Dollar and mos likely won't last until Memorial Day.
What's up with a music collection of 90s R&B
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Post by LejaOMG on Dec 22, 2011 10:21:52 GMT -5
Bahng! 8-tracks for everyone!! I'll even throw in a turntable that only plays 45 rpm.
Any leads on some Gucci eyeglasses?
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Dec 22, 2011 10:22:31 GMT -5
Who I gotta show my thigh to idied! |
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Dec 22, 2011 10:24:44 GMT -5
Bahng! 8-tracks for everyone!! I'll even throw in a turntable that only plays 45 rpm. Any leads on some Gucci eyeglasses? Done dadda! Yeah but they are high-quality replicas made in Taiwan and your script lens is too large to fit. Was up on a lovely Michael Kors purse... |
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 22, 2011 10:50:45 GMT -5
 did they even HAVE 8 tracks in the 90s? ........................................................................ Michael Kors? Sure, but the lining is ripped out and there's a rip in the outside seam. Can I get a Carribbean cruise for the holidays? |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Dec 22, 2011 11:56:42 GMT -5
Yes. But it never docks, it only sails to the Caribbean sea, drops anchor, and sails back to home port.
I need a Barrett 50 cal, bolt action preferred.
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Dec 22, 2011 11:57:21 GMT -5
Bet. But it hasn't aged yet. Enjoy 24 bottles of corn/rye/wheat juice. Who I gotta show my thigh to in order to get down with a new set of kitchenware (incl. cookware, flatware, tableware and glassware)? Oh, and I hate you. |
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 22, 2011 11:59:58 GMT -5
Yes. But it never docks, it only sails to the Caribbean sea, drops anchor, and sails back to home port. I need a Barrett 50 cal, bolt action preferred. Sure, but it jams every time you try to shoot it I'd like a weekly supply of Orchids delivered every Monday for a year |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Dec 22, 2011 12:02:46 GMT -5
Cool, but they are constantly releasing airborne pollen...AT THE SAME TIME.
I want Jet to be Jet from the old school (80 pages) not this 22 page foolishness.
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 22, 2011 12:08:27 GMT -5
Bet, but they are all missing the Jet Beauty of the Week photo
I'd like a personalized Gulfstream G200
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did they even HAVE 8 tracks in the 90s?