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Post by QueenOH on Jul 13, 2011 7:49:15 GMT -5
So my friend asked me to be the matron of honor at her wedding. I said yes.
When I told Blac he sent a text to the chick's boyfriend telling him congrats on getting engaged.
The boyfriend denied the engagement. Says he doesn't know what is going on.
So I drop the whole idea. A few weeks later chick asks me about what do I think about Miami for her bachelorette party. I look at her left hand and there is no ring.
What the f*ck is going on? Is she trying to force her boyfriend to marry her? Why am I in this mess?
I know that I'm not putting one penny on a dress until I see a ring and the bf agrees that the wedding is on.
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Post by QueenOH on Jul 13, 2011 7:56:22 GMT -5
Everyone and they Mama knows I'm married.
A friend of mine invites me to hand out with her and her cousin one night. I wasn't doing anything so I said yes. I'm thinking it is a girls' night no biggie. Her cousin is a guy. Ok no problem. We are hanging out and talking and the convo between them goes.
Cousin: I thought there would be more women here
Friend: You always looking for women
Cousin: Well you told me you would hook me up with someone
Friend: This was last minute I can only do so much
Queen: Why am I here?
Don't pull that oh I just thought of you and called because we are friend bull when you are telling your cousin you are going to hook him up with someone.
*later that night*
Friend: My cousin wants your number
Queen: Why, I'm married?
Friend: I don't know he does
Queen: Give him Friend2's (a single chick) number. Why am I here?
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Jul 13, 2011 8:47:02 GMT -5
So my friend asked me to be the matron of honor at her wedding. I said yes. When I told Blac he sent a text to the chick's boyfriend telling him congrats on getting engaged. The boyfriend denied the engagement. Says he doesn't know what is going on. So I drop the whole idea. A few weeks later chick asks me about what do I think about Miami for her bachelorette party. I look at her left hand and there is no ring. What the f*ck is going on? Is she trying to force her boyfriend to marry her? Why am I in this mess? I know that I'm not putting one penny on a dress until I see a ring and the bf agrees that the wedding is on. Yep sounds like that is what she is trying to do. Do not I repeat do not buy that dress. If he denying it then its some BS to begin with. 'ol girl probably mad her plan is messed things up LOL. |
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Post by Chal™ on Jul 13, 2011 9:13:04 GMT -5
WTH!!!
Story 1, your friend is special, and not in a good way
Story 2, your friend is special, and not in a good way
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Post by Noble Work on Jul 13, 2011 10:51:02 GMT -5
So my friend asked me to be the matron of honor at her wedding. I said yes. When I told Blac he sent a text to the chick's boyfriend telling him congrats on getting engaged. The boyfriend denied the engagement. Says he doesn't know what is going on. So I drop the whole idea. A few weeks later chick asks me about what do I think about Miami for her bachelorette party. I look at her left hand and there is no ring. What the f*ck is going on? Is she trying to force her boyfriend to marry her? Why am I in this mess? I know that I'm not putting one penny on a dress until I see a ring and the bf agrees that the wedding is on. Yep sounds like that is what she is trying to do. Do not I repeat do not buy that dress. If he denying it then its some BS to begin with. 'ol girl probably mad her plan is messed things up LOL. OR somebody else ask to marry her, and the boyfriend don't know it. Now that's some back door stuff right there  |
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Post by QueenOH on Jul 13, 2011 11:12:48 GMT -5
WTH!!! Story 1, your friend is special, and not in a good way Story 2, your friend is special, and not in a good way I need better friends |
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Post by QueenOH on Jul 14, 2011 10:50:41 GMT -5
Yep sounds like that is what she is trying to do. Do not I repeat do not buy that dress. If he denying it then its some BS to begin with. 'ol girl probably mad her plan is messed things up LOL. OR somebody else ask to marry her, and the boyfriend don't know it. Now that's some back door stuff right there If it is this I hope it is not her ex. |
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 29, 2012 16:17:51 GMT -5
I was at Wendy's today getting lunch when the white woman behind the counter refers to her hispanic coworker as Mami. Ok so when i'm ordering my meal so refers to me as sister.
My sister tells me that she just wants to relate and I should have told her that it is ok to be white, she doesn't have to try so hard
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Post by Chal™ on Feb 29, 2012 16:22:49 GMT -5
did it seem like she was trying too hard or did it flow?
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Post by ReignMan19 on Feb 29, 2012 16:25:40 GMT -5
yo there is nothing funnier than the look on a black woman's face when a white woman calls her "Girlfriend"
That ish is priceless!!!
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 29, 2012 16:52:11 GMT -5
She was trying way to hard
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Post by QueenOH on Mar 1, 2012 14:56:27 GMT -5
After 3 years of complaining that her boyfriend doesn’t pay attention to her when they are home, how he sneaks off with his best friend (who is a woman) at parties for hours at a time, and how he doesn’t support her dreams, my friend finally broke up with him.
I was getting so tired hearing about all his ish that I made a shank for her one time to use on him, but she didn’t use it. She just went around and showed everyone how I made a shank and stayed with him for 2 more years
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Post by QueenOH on Mar 2, 2012 15:38:42 GMT -5
This guy sitting in the waiting room smells like a whole bottle Jack Daniels mixed with Johnny Walker and some Smirnoff Vodka for chaser
Really dude?!? Is your tax situation that bad that you get drunk before coming to see your accountant?
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Post by nyunupe on Mar 2, 2012 15:58:00 GMT -5
I was at Wendy's today getting lunch when the white woman behind the counter refers to her hispanic coworker as Mami. Ok so when i'm ordering my meal so refers to me as sister. My sister tells me that she just wants to relate and I should have told her that it is ok to be white, she doesn't have to try so hard I just visualized you telling her that it's okay to be white. I had a good moment with that. |
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Post by QueenOH on Mar 8, 2012 10:07:22 GMT -5
So when faced with the decision of a paying for a wedding or paying for a new car, my friend chose the car and now her fiance is upset...but I'm laughing
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Post by DamieQue™ on Mar 8, 2012 10:16:48 GMT -5
So when faced with the decision of a paying for a wedding or paying for a new car, my friend chose the car and now her fiance is upset...but I'm laughing |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Mar 8, 2012 10:23:17 GMT -5
that's hilarious...
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