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Post by QueenOH on Mar 8, 2011 15:43:24 GMT -5
So in my office yesterday a co-worker sent out a mass email because his cookie was stolen off his desk.
He then vowed to eat everybody's food in the fridge if he wanted to because it was obviously fair play on all food items from now on.
So today, I guess he found out who did it. Because another co-worker's programs are missing from her computer (actually he just took the short cuts off her dest top and put the menu item in a different folder0
So she decided that she will take over his computer to do her work.
And now it is a battle of wills.
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Post by Bunny Hop on Mar 8, 2011 20:12:07 GMT -5
LMAO! I hate when people at work do some isht like that. I still remember someone eating my $1+ fruit cup and then replacing it with 2 cheap BS fruit cups. I threw them away and I think I left a note.
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Post by T-Rex91 on Mar 9, 2011 9:26:11 GMT -5
I don't have anything even comparable to the ish that pops off at your office, Queen.
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Post by QueenOH on Mar 9, 2011 9:35:02 GMT -5
This is crazier than the time my co-work thought someone was peeing on the plants and yelled at everyone about it.
Update...all the shared files on the network have now been password protected. I'm not sure be whom but i know that this ish is decreasing produtivity.
I have a feeling that April 1st is going to be bananas
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Post by Chal™ on Mar 9, 2011 10:18:21 GMT -5
Queen's office stories are always funny. These folks up here are catty. I could tell you guys stories for days and you'll probably end up wondering why I even stay
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Mar 9, 2011 12:37:12 GMT -5
Well I have a co-worker (white mid-50's) who use to work with his boyfriend (black mid-30's) before transferring to our location. He knows that our office is filled with a few nice men so the bf comes up the office randomly saying he was just in the neighborhood. Sooo many other stories about this couple.
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Post by QueenOH on Mar 12, 2011 12:56:22 GMT -5
So I'm working today and a payroll company brought us lunch. They are really trying to buy client referralls from us. They also brought more cookies. So the guy that got his cookie stolen the first time has hi-jacked all the new cookies and you have to go to his desk to ask if you can get a cookie.
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Post by LejaOMG on Mar 15, 2011 10:34:26 GMT -5
man...my office is a constant source of entertainment. Between the: (1) sign language interpreters who can't seem to STFU, (2) the ignant executives who forget to delete their incriminating email chains, (3) the lady who walked the halls crying actual tears when the Eddie Long controversy broke, (4) the dude who occasionally commandeers folks' computers and phones at will..and who I always catch red-handed (5) departments who have parties in honor of folks they neglected to invite and (6)the dude who has "stomach problems" so sometimes smack in the middle of a meeting or something he'll need a serving of corn STAT
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Post by QueenOH on Jul 6, 2011 15:35:53 GMT -5
This chick has been telling everyone that she is not sick and does not need to go home, but every half-hour it sounds like she is hacking up a live grown alley cat. If I get what she has I'm suing!
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Post by LejaOMG on Jul 6, 2011 15:41:15 GMT -5
not LIVE, GROWN though.
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Post by QueenOH on Jul 6, 2011 15:42:41 GMT -5
yes, whatever it is that is coming out of her throat is alive and fully mature
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Post by QueenOH on Jul 22, 2011 8:53:08 GMT -5
So other than the guy that shows up really early so he can leave by 8:30am I am the only one that showed up to the office today.
Makes me think that today is some holiday I forgot. If everyone was going to skip today I could have used a heads up!
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