As OO Turns 2010

[QueenOH]

Sept 20, 2010 15:26:03 GMT -5 Julie Art said:

Sept 20, 2010 15:23:24 GMT -5 Sapphire said:

LMAO! Who's his e-daddy?

I made up some story that I had him at 15 by a family rival son and gave him up for adoption, just to fit Queen's twist in.

I made up the story of you having him at 15 by a family rival. Check the other thread you storyline stealer

[Julie Art]

Oh, well, my bad!

[Julie Art]

*is to excited about me getting $2 million dollars from Damie's off shore accounts, and the fact that he is in jail! Decides to order a lobster after all, and then call my accountant to get the money wired as soon as possible and find some investments. Will be smarter with my money this time. Also, plans to go see Damie in jail just to rub it in!*

[QueenOH]

*Queen sees a crazy woman in a hat and sunglasses squealing in the restaurant*

I know who that is. She picks up the nears glass of water and marches toward Julie.

*Queen splashes Julie Art in the face with water*

You think you can just do whatever you want and no one gets hurts! What about the little people Julie! What about us! The house you "owned" was forclosed and me Kyng and Chal were forced out on the street with little warning!

[Chal™]

*p*

aw damn, they took that house, too. LOL

*p*

[IvyByDesign]

(munches popcorn and Coke Zero)

[Julie Art]

Sept 21, 2010 10:58:01 GMT -5 QueenOH said:

*Queen sees a crazy woman in a hat and sunglasses squealing in the restaurant*

I know who that is. She picks up the nears glass of water and marches toward Julie.

*Queen splashes Julie Art in the face with water*

You think you can just do whatever you want and no one gets hurts! What about the little people Julie! What about us! The house you "owned" was forclosed and me Kyng and Chal were forced out on the street with little warning!

*atty jumps up and grabs Queen. I wipe myself with a linen napkin and chuckle*

You and Chal were squatters, you have no rights. I gave that house to Kyng. Signed it over to him and everything. So whatever happened to it, is on him.

*host comes up* Is everything ok?

JA: Yes, as long as you escort Miss Queen away from me.

*host motions and two guys from the back escort Queen out the resturant. You can hear her screaming "this isn't over!" I tell the patrons in the resturant she is crazy, and my atty and I go back to dining.*

[DamieQue™]

*In prison cell doing push-ups thinking of a master plan*

Damie: Dis' some bull man.
CO: Shake down
Damie: Huh?
CO: Shake down Ninja. Out of the cell. We're checking for contraband
Damie: Checking for contraband? Ninja I just got here
CO: Out of the cell *He opens up cell door*
Damie: Are you serious?
CO throws him out: Shake Down Ninja - what?
*COs enter cell and turn it over, flipping mattress and looking through things*
CO #2: Found something
Damie: Oh hell no
CO #1: What is it?
CO #2: Toothbrush shank
Damie: I haven't BEEN in here long enough to even find the raw materials let alone CONSTRUCT a shank
CO#1: You're going in the hole ninja
Damie: Dude
CO#1: MOVE! *Tasers Damie* Get up off the floor
Damie: I-I-I-I-c-c-c-c-a-n-t
CO#1: *Keeps Tasering Damie* I said MOVE *Finally lets go of trigger. Remaining CO's carry Damie to the hole*.

[Julie Art]

*leaves resturant and calls accountant to check the account of Damie's and then have funds immediatley transfered. Accountant txt me that all things are a go and everything has been transfered into an account that only has my name. I call Hazerville Prison to see if Damie is an inmate and when he will have visitation so I can go and laugh*

Prison Operator: He is here.

JA: OK, what days does he have visitation?

PO: *Pushes buttons on computer* Sorry ma'm, seems he can't have any vistors right now. He has been put into solitary confinment.

JA: *chuckles* Oh, what a shame!

*hangs up*

This just can't get any better!

[InMyWorld]

*sits in the corner booth at the restaurant and overhears the convo between Juicy and her lawyer.*

I've been following her for months and i finally got something i can use. She set my baby Damie up and now he's sitting in jail when he should be with ME.

*stares Juicy down as she see her eat her lobster and leave*

*I then get up from my booth and look down and rub my very pregnant belly*

"Oh yeah. Me and my baby gon get ours" *evil glare*

[Julie Art]

ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAmie got another e-baby on the way!

[QueenOH]

*p* I meant to add more, but I actually had to do some work today *p*

[QueenOH]

*Queen gets thrown into the alley way behind the restaurant*

That b*tch still thinks she runs this town! Oh she'll gets hers!

*Queen go around to the parking lot to get into her car when she sees a car with a "Juicy" plate*

*Queen stabs the rear tires with her pocket knife and quickly walks away hoping no one spotted her*

[Julie Art]

*I arrive at the bank to make sure all funds are secured. I then get my lawyer to pull a few strings so I can see Damie in jail today. Strings are pulled and even though he is in soliatry confinment, I'm able to see him for an hr. I make my way to the prison*

[DamieQue™]

*Gets dragged out of the hole after only 4 hours in*

Damie: Yeah I thought so ninja
CO 1: Shut up before I put you back in
Damie: Yeah you recognize my gangsta
CO 2: Take him to the visitation room
Damie: Visitation? Who's here to see me?
CO 2: Don't worry about all that. Just go.

[Julie Art]

*sits in the visitation room and tries to contain my laughter as Damie is brought in wearing the prision issued orange jumpsuit with hands and feets chained. He falters when he sees me, but the CO push him and escort him to the seat on the other side of the table. They go and stand on either side of the door*

JA: *tries to stifle laughter* I just had to see. I had heard, but I just had to see. It is true. *can no longer contain laughter. Laughs so hard I have tears coming down my cheeks*

[Kyng of JDs]

I dont know why, but "feets" made me laugh out loud!

[DamieQue™]

Sept 22, 2010 14:33:03 GMT -5 Julie Art said:

*sits in the visitation room and tries to contain my laughter as Damie is brought in wearing the prision issued orange jumpsuit with hands and feets chained. He falters when he sees me, but the CO push him and escort him to the seat on the other side of the table. They go and stand on either side of the door*

JA: *tries to stifle laughter* I just had to see. I had heard, but I just had to see. It is true. *can no longer contain laughter. Laughs so hard I have tears coming down my cheeks*

*p*
Hands and feets? The plural of the plural Juicy? LOL you are killing the game right now.
*p*

[DamieQue™]

*Damie is brought into the Prison Visitation Area and seated at a booth opposite of Juicy. Juicy is laughing hysterically*



Damie: You think this is funny you scandalous harpy
Juicy: I think this is justice
Damie: It's some bull$h!t and I know you're probably behind this
Juicy: You have some nerve... faking your own death? And you have the sack to accuse me of being conspiratorial?Damie: If the shoe fits...
Juicy: LOL - my brother if anyone's wearing it *Looks Damie up and down through window* it's you. Hey did you see the True Blood finale? Oh that's right... you don't HAVE cable. LOL
Damie: I hate you
Juicy: Yeah I hate you too, but you pay me
Damie: Eff you
Juicy: All the way to the bank baby. *Puts on Stunner Shades preparing to leave* 2 million reasons to laugh
Damie: Wha - wait - hold up. 2 million?
Juicy: Goodbye Damie. Don't call us, we'll call you... actually nah... we won't call either LOL
Damie: No Juicy wait there's been a mistake
Juicy: Yeah... marrying you *Juicy walks out laughing and beaming*



CO #1: Alright visitation's over
Damie: No you don't understand call her back, call her back
*Door closes behind Juicy with a clank. CO #1 lifts shackled Damie up from visitation and booth and carries him back to cell with Damie still protesting.

[DamieQue™]

*Later Damie summons guard to ask to make a phone call. Damie is taken to phone room and allowed to place a direct call to the Deal Maker*



Deal Maker: Hello?
Damie: Hey it's me
Deal Maker: What do you want
Damie: There's a problem
Deal Maker: Oh really
Damie: Yes really - they gave Juicy all the money
Deal Maker: I told you that was one of the stipulations of -
Damie: No... they gave her ALL the money
Deal Maker: What do you mean?
Damie: my assests were -
Deal Maker: $100,000 that you were planning to use to start a new life with *Deal Maker can be heard shuffling through papers to retrieve report on Damie* ah yes to start a new life with InMyLife

*Damie pauses as he thinks about how IML had been left in the lurch over seas. Things with IML had just seemed so right. He had that new life lined up and ready. And then this happened. Damie flashes back to present time almost whispering.*
Damie: Juicy got $2 million
Deal Maker: She got what?
Damie: 2 - million - she got - 2 million
*The gravity of what has transpired begins to dawn on the Deal Maker*
Deal Maker: That can't be - how do you know?
Damie: She just told me. She has no idea -
Deal Maker: And you can't tell her
Damie: What do you mean I can't tell her? They will KILL her. They will track her down and kill her and everyone around her including my e-kids.
Deal Maker: They will kill her if they think she knows anything about them.
Damie: YOU have to do something
Deal Maker: Can you talk to her?
Damie: The @#$% do you mean, "can I talk to her" No I can't talk to her. She just came to my cell to do a @#$%ing victory dance in my face - you think she's trying to hear that it wasn't actually my money that she got? She won't believe me. I need more people. YOU have to fix this.
Deal Maker: I'll try
Damie: Naw don't @#$%ing try - do it. *Hangs up Phone* Guard I'm finished.
*Guard escorts Damie back to cell*

[Julie Art]

*p*

you would come up with a plot where my e-life and the e-kids are in danger, lol!

*p*

[Julie Art]

*I zoom away and go to my real estate agent's office*

RA: Hi Julie darling, how are you?

JA: Better, MUCH better!

*we air kiss each other's cheeks*

JA: So, what you got for me? Staying in my first ever piece of property, I mean it kept me out of renting, but I'm over the whole condo thing

RA: Well, here are some options for you to choose from
*she lays out the pics*












RA: These fit just the descriptions you gave me, nothing as extragavant as before, but enough room for you to feel comfortable.

JA: These are exactly what I want! Let me take these pictures home and I will get back with you by the end of the week.

RA: Great, look forward to talking to you!

*I shake hands with RA, grab my purse and pictures, and hop in my car and head home*

[DamieQue™]

DVG: *Walks over slowly* Hey... I'm Detective Van Goren *flashes badge* I was sitting over there in my car and I saw you pull up - you're uh - you're Juicy right?
Juicy: That's what my friends call me
DVG: Friends right. Juicy the starlet
Juicy: Look... I'm actually kinda busy right now so if you could -
DVG: Juicy the starlet harlot... that's... that's what they used to call you right? The starlet harlot
Juicy: What?
DVG: Back in your days of modeling - you know before you made it big time and all. The Starlet harlot. That's what they used to call you right? Your peers - jealous girls wanting some of that limelight
Juicy: Yes they did. They were petty. But that's ancient history
DVG: Yes yes of course... only except
Juicy: *Rolling Eyes* Only except what?
DVG: Well there was one particular young lady in your modeling class that - well - that seems to have disappeared
Juicy: I wouldn't know, I didn't keep track of Jennifer
DVG: Then how did you know it was Jennifer that was missing?
Juicy: Didn't you say her name?
DVG: No... uh - I didn't
Juicy: Yes you did - I mean - cause I heardm - I mean you said
DVG: Juicy Juicy Juicy... can we stop this charade *Puts away badge* can we stop this? It's Van Goren. You know I already know.
*Juicy begins to tear up and try to cry her way out of this*
Juicy: Look I've been under alot of stress lately with Damie and my e-kids and my fortune... look can't we just let whatever is the past remain in the past
DVG: What do you mean?
Juicy: I mean can we - you know - work - something - out
DVG: *breathes deeply* it almost sounds like you're offering me a bribe
Juicy: I'm just asking can we work something out - I mean my kids
DVG: How much is justice worth?
Juicy: Cost is no object...
DVG: I thought your finance had been ruined?
Juicy: I recently came into some money - can we work something out
DVG: We'll be in contact Ms. Jones, Kaos, Que, Work or whatever your last name is now... don't leave town... we're gonna need to talk again.

DVG: *Gets into car and drives off and places call* It's taken care of... I'm going to get their money back - there's no need to send any "Collectors". Tell them they'll ge their money... just need a few days.

Juicy frazzled by the incident makes her own call: OMG I'm so sorry I know I wasn't supposed to ever contact you again, but they know. (Pause) They know about your first hit, I don't know how but they know.

Chal hangs up on the other end furious: Dammit... I'm trying to get out the game. I thought I tied this loose end up

[Julie Art]

Buhahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Chal™]

p*

I'm trying, Damie. Really I am, but my creative juices seem to be on hiatus. I gotta re-up.

p*