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Post by DamieQue™ on Sept 20, 2010 10:18:03 GMT -5
Damie: So is everything cool?
Deal Maker: Yes it's all been arranged
Damie: but Juicy...
Deal Maker: Juicy just wanted her e-kids back. We made the exchange quietly and discretely. There won't be any stories about the e-kidnapping
Damie: What about what happened with the OOSE (OO Stock Exchange)
Deal Maker: The official line is that, "everyone was to blame, so no one is to blame"
Damie: Cool... and that whole accidental fake death thing
Deal Maker: I can't even lie to you, your premiums are going to go up
Damie: Ok I guess that's fair
Deal Maker: And you're going to jail
Damie: What?
Deal Maker: You're going to jail
Damie: Oh @#$# that
Deal Maker: You have to
Damie: No I don't and no I'm not
Deal Maker: It's not up for negotiation
Damie: Dude are you hearing me? I'm not going to jail
Deal Maker: Damie you faked your own death
Damie: And?
Deal Maker: That is what's known, in the industry, as a "crime"
Damie: I know but jail?
Deal Maker: That's where they put people who do crime
Damie: But I'm Damie
Deal Maker: Ok maybe you didn't hear me... I said, "you faked your own death"
Damie: And for that I deserve jail?
Deal Maker: Actually you deserve a fine too but they decided to just garnish your holdings in those off shore accounts and send them to Juicy as hush money
Damie: What kind of bull$h!% a$$ deal is this?
Deal Maker: The kind that's the best that you're going to get. Look. You'll only be in jail for an e-year, you'll be in minimum security, away from gen pop, and in your own cell... and you can have visitation but seriously... do you think you can rip off an entire city, fake your own death, and kidnap your kids and NOT do time?
Damie: the thought crossed my mind
Deal Maker: Well I hope it exited your mind too - cause you're going to jail
Damie: Dis some bull
Deal Maker: Yeah I know officer place this man into custody
*Damie is handcuffed and carted off to e-federal prison. He is held in a one man cell with an old vaccum tube black and white t.v. set with hangers used as bunny rabbit ears, a hard bed, a toilet, and a desk*
Damie: Dis some bull. *lays down on bed*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 20, 2010 10:27:08 GMT -5
What does a toothbrush, a empty toilet paper roll, and a empty tube of toothpaste all have in common??
They're all recycleables!!
HeeHee
They can all be made into a shank!!
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Post by Chal™ on Sept 20, 2010 12:18:59 GMT -5
Chal takes one last look around her e-house. Her driver and personal bodyguard are standing in the foyer.
BG: You sure you want to leave this place? You’ve had a good run here.
Chal: Yea. There’s nothing here for me. I thought I’d finally e-found the one place I could e-settle down and leave my e-past behind me. Instead, I found more e-heartache and e-pain. [looks around] Yea. There’s nothing here for me.
BG: What about the friends you’ve made? The family you’ve found?
Chal: These people here know nothing about friendship OR family. All they care about is self. Each one using the next to pull themselves ahead. It’s not for me. I’m not built that way.
Driver: With all due respect, ma’am, you e-kill people for a living…
Chal: That’s e-business, not personal. Once I finish this last e-contract, I’m out.
BG Last contract?
Chal: Yep. There’s still an e-bounty out on Reignman19. I’ve let him slide long enough. He’s been e-walking around town all e-cocky-like as if he’s untouchable. It’s time to put things back into e-perspective for him…
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 20, 2010 12:53:15 GMT -5
* Reign drives around Hazerville *
Reign: The good ol neighborhood. I miss this place.
* A large object hits Reign's car*
Reign: Oh shit!!
*slams on brakes*
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Sept 20, 2010 13:14:56 GMT -5
*Kyng watches as Reign smashes into a telephone pole*
*Texts Chal*
Mark, my location
*Takes off gloves and walks away*
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 20, 2010 13:20:24 GMT -5
* Reign crawls out from the crumpled car. He has a gash on his forehead but seems to be alright. I little shakened he looks at the damage done to the car. He then sees a figure dash into the shadows. The figure look to be wearing a trench coat and coolots. Reign: Hey you there. Come back! *Reign begins to run after the shadow but stops * Reign: *to self* were those coolots?  |
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Post by QueenOH on Sept 20, 2010 13:23:22 GMT -5
what are coolocks?
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Post by Chal™ on Sept 20, 2010 13:28:32 GMT -5
*Chal reads Kyng's text*
Chal: Dammit!!!!
*the phone rings*
Chal: Yes?
Voice: He's on the move.
Chal: Follow him. Do NOT lose him.
Voice: We're on it.
*Chal hangs up and makes another call*
Chal: I need you at the crossroads of Sand Blvd and Paper Way like yesterday. Grab that package for me. It's damaged goods so it should be easy to snatch
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 20, 2010 13:29:22 GMT -5
*walks around the three bedroom, kitchen, and living room condo I first bought way back when. Because of Damie I had to sell all my other property and all my luxuary cars except for 1, my Beamer. I even had to leta good bit of my jewels go. I paid off the debt with the sales and put all the e-kids in boarding school with some of the left over money. The rest in a bank. I went from having $300 million in the bank now to $50,000. My cell alarms that I have a txt. My atty wants to meet to discuss some financial matters. Geesh! How much more debt does Damie have in my name?Z
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 20, 2010 13:30:17 GMT -5
*fixed.. you knew what I meant... |
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Post by Chal™ on Sept 20, 2010 13:30:57 GMT -5
Well, Dayum!!!!  Girl, what the hell Damie done did to you!!!!! LOL *walks around the three bedroom, kitchen, and living room condo I first bought way back when. Because of Damie I had to sell all my other property and all my luxuary cars except for 1, my Beamer. I even had to leta good bit of my jewels go. I paid off the debt with the sales and put all the e-kids in boarding school with some of the left over money. The rest in a bank. I went from having $300 million in the bank now to $50,000. My cell alarms that I have a txt. My atty wants to meet to discuss some financial matters. Geesh! How much more debt does Damie have in my name?Z |
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Post by Sapphire on Sept 20, 2010 13:59:49 GMT -5
* Reign crawls out from the crumpled car. He has a gash on his forehead but seems to be alright. I little shakened he looks at the damage done to the car. He then sees a figure dash into the shadows. The figure look to be wearing a trench coat and coolots. Reign: Hey you there. Come back! *Reign begins to run after the shadow but stops * Reign: *to self* were those coolots culottes? Fixed it for ya. |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 20, 2010 14:05:23 GMT -5
made me e-broke! Rotfl! Well, Dayum!!!! Girl, what the hell Damie done did to you!!!!! LOL *walks around the three bedroom, kitchen, and living room condo I first bought way back when. Because of Damie I had to sell all my other property and all my luxuary cars except for 1, my Beamer. I even had to leta good bit of my jewels go. I paid off the debt with the sales and put all the e-kids in boarding school with some of the left over money. The rest in a bank. I went from having $300 million in the bank now to $50,000. My cell alarms that I have a txt. My atty wants to meet to discuss some financial matters. Geesh! How much more debt does Damie have in my name?Z |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 20, 2010 14:39:55 GMT -5
***********p
thanks Sapphy>. I was like how do you spell that ish
******************p
* Reign follows the shadow person down the street and loses him. He sees Juicy's condo building straight ahead and her lights are on. He heads towards her building. Before he gets to the door he is hit in the head*
* Reign is dazed but on his feet and begins to fight. The mask man in a trenchcoat and culottes charge him. Reign is able to channel "Chal's super powerful overhand right" and knock the assailant down. Reign pulls the mask and..*
Reign: King? WTF??
*Reign takes the King's body to the door and buzzed Juicy's condo *
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Post by DamieQue™ on Sept 20, 2010 14:41:25 GMT -5
*p* And what's really messed up is not only did I bankrupt Juicy (along with the rest of Hazerville), but she STILL got more e-money than me. LOL *p*made me e-broke! Rotfl! Well, Dayum!!!! Girl, what the hell Damie done did to you!!!!! LOL
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 20, 2010 14:46:15 GMT -5
Juicy: Hello
Reign: Juice its Reign can you let me up?
Juicy: Hi Reign sure... wait is Damie with you?
Reign: No
Juicy: I know he is on his way here... Come in quickly and dont let anyone in with you.
Reign: Well.......
Juicy: Well what?
Reign: Well I kind of have someone with me but I will explain when I come up.
Juicy: Ok. Don't bring no foolishness up here
Reign: Umm ok..
* The door buzzes and unlocks. Reign drags Kyng into the building. *
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Post by DamieQue™ on Sept 20, 2010 15:02:08 GMT -5
*Turns on prison house t.v. and flips through using dial because there is no remote control*
Let's see what's going on on the outside
*Starts doing prison push ups*
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 20, 2010 15:02:48 GMT -5
*Juicy opens her door. Reign pulls Kyng in quickly*
Juicy: What the Hell???
Reign: He attacked me.
Juicy: Is that Kyng?
Reign: Yes, I believe he cause me to get into an accident. I chased him down and he attacked me.
Juicy: And you thought to bring him to my place?? Smart Reign real smart.
Reign: We were right outside what was I suppose to do leave him.
Juicy: Um yea.. well let me at least check his pockets and see if he has any cash on him.
*Reign looks at Juicy in a judging matter*
Juicy: Um.. Why is he dressed like this
*They both stare at his culottes*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Sept 20, 2010 15:13:23 GMT -5
*p* isn't Kyng Juicy's e-son? *p*
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 20, 2010 15:14:12 GMT -5
*p*
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*p*
Look Reign, I don't know exactly what is going on, but you and Kyng got to go. Whatever it is, has nothing to do with me. I have a very important meeting to get to. Call the e-police, whatever, but leave me out. I want nothing to do with this!
*pushes Reign and a knocked out Kyng out the door*
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 20, 2010 15:14:35 GMT -5
*p* isn't Kyng Juicy's e-son? *p* ROTFL yep, thanks to Queen  lol! |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 20, 2010 15:14:54 GMT -5
:::::::::  maybe I cant keep up with her kids and Im sure she will still shake him down "irregardless" :::::::::::: |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 20, 2010 15:19:03 GMT -5
Reign: but Juice....
*Juicy slams the door*
Reign: that bi... hold your tongue Reign.. You are a christian man now..
* Reign drags Kyng to the elevator and presses "B" for basement. Once in the basement Reign ties Kyng to a chair *
*Kyng begins to come to*
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Post by Sapphire on Sept 20, 2010 15:23:24 GMT -5
*p* isn't Kyng Juicy's e-son? *p* ROTFL yep, thanks to Queen lol! LMAO! Who's his e-daddy? |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 20, 2010 15:24:53 GMT -5
*goes to closet thinking of the Channel animal print dress to put on to go meet my attorney*  *gets to closet, realizes its not a walk in, then realizes I don't have that dress anymore* *settles on Bananna Republic which is what my wardrobe mostly consists of now*  *fights back tears as I think how all the Gucci, Channel, Prada, Fendi, Donna Karen, etc. are no longer in my means. Gets in my lone Beamer and leaves, looking at my condo in my rear view mirror, wondering if this will be the last time I live in it cause of Damie  *   |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 20, 2010 15:26:03 GMT -5
ROTFL yep, thanks to Queen lol! LMAO! Who's his e-daddy? I made up some story that I had him at 15 by a family rival son and gave him up for adoption, just to fit Queen's twist in. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 20, 2010 15:29:29 GMT -5
*Kyng opens his eyes to see Reign* Reign: Why did you attack me? *Kyng is silent* Reign: Answer me! * Reign hits Kyng hard with another overhand right. Kyng remains silent* Reign: WHO. SENT. YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Kyng looks up* Kyng: We climbin in your windows, We snatchin your people up, Tryna kidnap em so y'all need to Hide your kids, Hide your wife , and hide your husband Cuz we kidnapping errbody out here Reign:  Kyng: You can't run and hide for us, We're lookin for you, We gon find you,We gon find you So you can run and tell that.................homeboy |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 20, 2010 15:31:22 GMT -5
buahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 20, 2010 15:46:44 GMT -5
*I pull up at the resturant of choice by my attorney.*
I hope he don't expect me to pay for this. I'm not balling like I use to be!
*I put on a big hat and black shades to cover my apperance as I walk in. The host takes me to my seat where I greet my attorney*
JA: Please, PLEASE don't tell me that Damie has more dept in my name that I'm going to have to find means to pay?
Atty: No, no he hasn't, but I have something for you that may make you feel better.
JA: And what is that? *orders a ginger ale when the the waiter comes*
Atty: *to the waiter* Actually, make that two white wines please.
*I look at the attorney curiously*
Atty: We are celebrating because Damie is having to serve a bid in jail for all the drama and strife he has called Hazerville.
JA: *Screams with delight. Everyone in the resturant looks at me. I pull my hat down farther* That is a cause for celebration! *toasts the wine glasses with my atty.*
Atty: There is more, Damie's assests across seas are being seized and given to you.
JA: *rolls eyes* that amounts to what, $1,000? OK, I'll use that to pay a bill or two. *smirks*
Atty: *Swishes wine around in glass* It's more to the tune of $2 million dollars.
JA: *speechless*
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Sept 20, 2010 16:46:17 GMT -5
*Kyng opens his eyes to see Reign* Reign: Why did you attack me? *Kyng is silent* Reign: Answer me! * Reign hits Kyng hard with another overhand right. Kyng remains silent* Reign: WHO. SENT. YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Kyng looks up* Kyng: We climbin in your windows, We snatchin your people up, Tryna kidnap em so y'all need to Hide your kids, Hide your wife , and hide your husband Cuz we kidnapping errbody out here Reign: Kyng: You can't run and hide for us, We're lookin for you, We gon find you,We gon find you So you can run and tell that.................homeboy * p I really hate you, Reign. Now my boss knows I am not working. *P |
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