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Post by Julie Art on Jun 22, 2010 15:17:39 GMT -5
They better get in the Southie's chair and assume or I'm straight slapping folks!
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Post by Owlets on Jun 22, 2010 15:18:51 GMT -5
e-Big Sister Oominous Diamond:
The people that would be cool on SH IRL:
1. e-Big Sister Beachbunny oka The Flyest Starfish in The Atlantic Ocean
2. e-Big Sister FatalDSTination oka Big Sister Oominous Diamond
3. 3. e-Dean Sapphire aka Na mi Campbell *strikes a pose*, Saph’s Phire Makes all the Eggs Scramble *makes sizzle sound*
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 22, 2010 15:19:05 GMT -5
Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie: 2. e-Big Sister FatalDST oka Big Sister Oominous Diamond" Hey, Fatal, why don't you go show Southie your new motorcycle? *waits for Southie and Fatal to leave*  Why somebody always gotta come back and correct you, huh? How many times do i have to tell you to straighten up? How often do you have to be told to greet you e-Big Sisters when they come in? Keep it up, ya hear!!! You gonna wish you never e-met me!!! *straightens up as she hears Southie and Fatal coming back up the stairs* |
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Post by Julie Art on Jun 22, 2010 15:21:24 GMT -5
*comes behind Chal and pushes 1 into the wall hard, body slam 2, kick 3, and gut punch 4*
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Post by Southie on Jun 22, 2010 15:25:45 GMT -5
Shoves Egg4 back in "the chair"
O.k Eggs.
We are waiting for apology.
Thanks
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Post by “AudaciOOus Pursuit” on Jun 22, 2010 15:32:29 GMT -5
*I think I'm bleeding in my chest*
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 22, 2010 15:35:55 GMT -5
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Post by Southie on Jun 22, 2010 15:37:00 GMT -5
*I think I'm bleeding in my chest* You will be o.k. just a minor scratch. |
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Post by Owlets on Jun 22, 2010 15:38:03 GMT -5
Good Day e-Big Sisters,
We trully apologize. Blame our minds, not our hearts.
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Post by Southie on Jun 22, 2010 15:41:27 GMT -5
Good Day e-Big Sisters, We trully apologize. Blame our minds, not our hearts. What is the reason for this apology? Thanks |
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Post by Southie on Jun 22, 2010 15:45:06 GMT -5
Before I leave today, I want a summary of all that you have learned today. Examples of important lessons, new information, and what you leared about each other today.
Thanks
Of course, I need my evening beverage around 5pm
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Post by Owlets on Jun 22, 2010 15:46:39 GMT -5
Greetings “E*Big Sister Invictus”
She is classy, smart, and beautiful
Her smile is bright as day
We’re thankful to the Lord above
For sending her our way.
Every time we attend set
we’ve winced and cried aloud.
E*Big Sis is heaven sent
we hope to make her proud.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
She will not let us quit
She is the menace of the years
And she don’t take no s***
It matters not how long we wait,
She is the master of our fate:
into Omega Omicron land, we will hold our weight
And she is the captain of our soul and we DARE not skate!
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Post by Owlets on Jun 22, 2010 15:47:40 GMT -5
Good Day e-Big Sisters,
We trully apologize for not being "one band/one sound". Blame our minds, not our hearts.
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Post by "ResOOlute Beauty" on Jun 22, 2010 15:51:02 GMT -5
Greeting's Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie: Your beverage: Attachments:
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Post by Southie on Jun 22, 2010 15:52:14 GMT -5
Good Day e-Big Sisters, We trully apologize for not being "one band/one sound". Blame our minds, not our hearts. Do I need to post the faux pas? Or, are you going to provide a sincere and well thought out apology. Thank you |
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Post by FatalDST on Jun 22, 2010 16:01:52 GMT -5
man... imma just sit back and chill... Southie is on that ass today, and they are just getting started!!! I love it!!!  |
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Post by Southie on Jun 22, 2010 16:06:22 GMT -5
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eggs Member # 18327 posted 06-22-2010 04:05 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MC Hammer pants/skids. I mean c'mon son. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posts: 211 | Registered: Feb 2010 | IP: Logged | Now, do I need to expose the egg in particular or is that heart-felt apology in process? Let me know how you would like to proceed.  In addition to that, let us know what an appropriate consequence should be delivered? We welcome your input. |
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Post by Southie on Jun 22, 2010 16:07:51 GMT -5
Where is the E-Dean of History and E-Dean of Education?
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Post by Southie on Jun 22, 2010 16:08:32 GMT -5
Greeting's Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie: Your beverage: ..and what is this? |
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Post by Southie on Jun 22, 2010 16:12:15 GMT -5
You ladies get handle them tommorow. I will be checking up on progress.
<<had to deliver lessons today.
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Post by Chal™ on Jun 22, 2010 17:42:05 GMT -5
*walks in*
Southie, I'd like to thank you for shouldering the weight of these....things today. You are most appreciated.
Eggs,
Tomorrow will NOT be a repeat today's behavior.
You WILL greet all e-Big Sisters in a timely fashion.
You WILL have breakfast made and ready when we get in.
You WILL complete all tasks as ordered.
You WILL communicate with one another.
You WILL be ONE MIND!!
You WILL be your e-sister's keeper.
and you WILL be held TOTALLY responsible for any and everything that goes wrong.
If you can't do that, here is you chance. Leave. The weak is not e-welcome here. But if you stay, know that you will work. You will work hard to prove that your being here is not a mistake. Right no, it looks like it is.
1. We are still waiting for that apology. Get to it.
2. Make sure that ALL greetings are complete by 9am (cst) tomorrow. By now, you should be done with that If any of my e-sorors are still dissatisfied, it's your e-asses. Understand?
3. Each e-Soror's karma needs to go up by 2 before 9am (cst)
4. I need a summary of today's activities in my PM Box by 10am cst.
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 22, 2010 19:44:40 GMT -5
Greeting E*Big Sister Invictus: SAP was created on March 30th, 2010 by FatalDST. It became such a hit that OOA members everywhere wanted to be a part of the movement. Though it was created by one of Omega Omicrons members, it has never been officially linked to the fabolous e*sorority. The acronym stands for "Sister's Against Perps", and is endorsed by many members of Omega Omicron, but is in no way the e*sororities official platform *Hope's she is right..............* Who's FatalDST? Has anyone smacked you upside the head for talking bout my e-numba like she's just a random person? Well just in case *pops #2 in the mouth* good day. |
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 22, 2010 19:46:59 GMT -5
Greeting's Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie (To Common’s “The Light”) There are times, When you need someone, To kick you in your side There is a Torturer Especially for you and me…… I never knew a “Tor-tu-Rer” like this She’s gotta be something for me to write this Queen, we think about her every minute, We wrote this greeting, And were scared of what would happen when we sent it signed sealed and delivered so the Eggs can grow together Because of you, I handle the light of OO with care. Why is "signed" lowercase? Is that becaus you don't mean it? Get it together dammit, spell and proof. This bothered me all day yesterday. |
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 22, 2010 19:51:28 GMT -5
Greeting's Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie (To Common’s “The Light”) There are times, When you need someone, To kick you in your side There is a Torturer Especially for you and me…… I never knew a “Tor-tu-Rer” like this She’s gotta be something for me to write this Queen, we think about her every minute, We wrote this greeting, And were scared of what would happen when we sent it signed sealed and delivered so the Eggs can grow together Because of you, I handle the light of OO with care. And greetings doesn't have an apostrophe in it. I'm still reading posts to catch up (since you ninjas ain't PM me the recap I asked for)... If I see one more thing I don't like you're changing your names. |
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 22, 2010 20:05:17 GMT -5
Good Morning e-Big Sisters. If you take a look to your left, we have provided you with breakfast. Below is the menu: Orange, Grapefruit, Cranberry, and Tomato Juices An Assortment of New York Bagels, Muffins and Croissants Accompanied by: Cream Cheese, Sweet Butter & Fruit Preserves Catskill Smoked Atlantic Salmon, Traditional Condiments Sliced Seasonal Fruit and Berry Display Hot Oatmeal: Golden Raisins, Honey & Brown Sugar Grand Marnier Marinated Brioche French Toast with Warm Maple Syrup Belgian Waffles with Warm Maple Syrup Scrambled Eggs, Smoked Bacon, Sausage (Pork, Turkey and Chicken sausage available; labled infront of the serving station) Hash Browned Potatoes Regular & Decaffeinated Coffee Selection of Fine Teas Water, Soda, and a selection of Peach Bellini's and Mimosa's with Veuve Clicquot Champagne. Plenty of flatware along with utensils will be to the left of the display table. Please enjoy! *&#&@^@^%@%#%@@_)(*&*%#$$@^&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cain't chall read?!!! I said I wanted turkey bacon NOT turkey sausage. How is it that I tell you exactly what I want and you still mess up?! *pops #1 and pushes her on the floor. And kicks #3* I'm blaming you for this because I don't think you're putting in any work. If you was you woulda seen what I wanted for breakfast prior to me passing out of hunger. Ya'll need to change your names to "Feggs - Yep, We Fake Ass Eggs" |
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 22, 2010 20:09:20 GMT -5
Greetings e-Dean Sapphire aka Na mi Campbell *strikes a pose*, Saph’s Phire Makes all the Eggs Scramble *makes sizzle sound* *Eggs do a Naomi Campbell walk, strike a pose and sing to the tune of Usher’s OMG* *Egg 1 steps up and says* Oh my gosh! Don’t mess up again or she gonna make the e-line drop (Oh my) *Eggs in unison---in perfect 3 part harmony* e-Dean let us get down There’s so many ways to e-haze us (sshh) Sapphy you can even break us down Hopefully you’ll find us worthy Got us like, ooh my gosh so in love with OO We made e-line finally, you know we wanna say OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO Ooh my gosh… make us wanna say OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO We first noticed Sapphy when we seen her on the e-yard She was rockin’ nalia, strolling pop, pop, popping, and steppin’ hard Never ever has a e-org had our interest on the first sight But Omega Omicron was special; this was just like dynamite Sexy body like pow, pow, pow She makes all the fellas say wow, oh wow Girl you know we’re loving your, loving your style Check, check, check, check, check, checking you out like *Egg 1 steps up and says* Oooooh she got it all Buttercream and Powder Blue from her head to the toes And we want it all, it all, it all #2 what's wrong with this greeting? |
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 22, 2010 20:12:09 GMT -5
THIs is what is going to happen if they don't get they stuff together:  LMAO!!! Make this your new avi pronto! |
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 22, 2010 20:15:15 GMT -5
Because: My mouth runs like water, I even misstate facts, I think I'm so cute That’s why I keep getting smacked If I'd only shut up And learn how to act I could upgrade to a lady, But for now I'm Eggslax……. I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since you're so big on "I' tell me one thing that starts with I about each of your e-big sisters. |
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 22, 2010 20:17:10 GMT -5
Greetings “E*Big Sister Invictus”She is classy, smart, and beautiful Her smile is bright as day We’re thankful to the Lord above For sending her our way. Every time we attend set we’ve winced and cried aloud. E*Big Sis is heaven sent we hope to make her proud. Beyond this place of wrath and tears She will not let us quit She is the menace of the years And she don’t take no s*** It matters not how long we wait, Our hearts is what she stole She is the master of our fate: And the captain of our soul. needs to state in here how I have a hand into your e-fate into Omega Omicron land. (basically in the last paragraph becase I know ya'll slow). Do something with the soul, use another word. Don't like the cursing, and put the "e" where they belong, i.e. e-heaven sent, our e-heart, etc. NOW SINCE I'VE GIVEN YOU THESE CORRECTIONS VERBATIM, IF YOU MESS UP, YOU WILL GET  Lizzy you are a hot mess!! Buahahahhahah! |
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Post by Sapphire on Jun 22, 2010 20:17:55 GMT -5
e-Dean Sapphire aka Na mi Campbell *strikes a pose*, Saph’s Phire Makes all the Eggs Scramble *makes sizzle sound* Here is your breakfast/brunch: Negus how you gonna give me lunch after I pass out?! |
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