Special EGGucation: Remedial Yolkational e-School

[Owlets]

e-ADP CHALLY McCHAL the SOUTHERN GAL aka SugarHoneyICEdTea:

I have some Amerge Oral for your migraine. Take two pills of this and you should be ready to go in about 10 minutes.

[Owlets]

e-Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie:

Here is your breakfast:

Attachments:

[Southie]

Jun 22, 2010 9:41:13 GMT -5 Owlets said:

e-Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie:

Here is your breakfast:

And my beverage

[Chal™]

*accepts pills*

*looks @ Eggs warily*

Yea, right.

*puts pills on counter*

[Southie]

Its funny to see the "Egg Genie" banner at the top of this board.

BTW,
Where is my beverage?

[Owlets]

e-Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie:

Here is your beverage:

Attachments:

[Owlets]

e-Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie:

CaliCutie was born on today, June 22 in the year of 1985. In the year 1985 brought the acclaimed movie "The Color Purple". Some other known facts:

Rock Hudson dies of AIDS at age 59. He's the first major star to fall victim to the disease.

Madonna launches her first road show, the Virgin Tour.

Dozens of top-name musicians and bands perform at the Live Aid concerts in Philadelphia and London. The shows benefit African famine victims.

[Owlets]

e-Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie:

Here is your beverage:

Attachments:

[Chal™]

HA!!!

[Chal™]

Eggs, you're gonna have to learn how to post pictures and not just attach them

[QUIET As Kept]

*walks in and greets the e-sorors*

[Julie Art]

Where is my damn greeting!!!!!

[Sapphire]

Good morning!

[Chal™]

Good Morning, e-Sorors.

[Owlets]

Greetings e-Dean Sapphire aka Na mi Campbell *strikes a pose*, Saph’s Phire Makes all the Eggs Scramble *makes sizzle sound*

*Eggs do a Naomi Campbell walk, strike a pose and sing to the tune of Usher’s OMG*

*Egg 1 steps up and says*

Oh my gosh! Don’t mess up again or she gonna make the e-line drop (Oh my)

*Eggs in unison---in perfect 3 part harmony*

e-Dean let us get down
There’s so many ways to e-haze us (sshh)
Sapphy you can even break us down
Hopefully you’ll find us worthy
Got us like, ooh my gosh so in love with OO
We made e-line finally, you know we wanna say
OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO
Ooh my gosh… make us wanna say
OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO

We first noticed Sapphy when we seen her on the e-yard
She was rockin’ nalia, strolling pop, pop, popping, and steppin’ hard
Never ever has a e-org had our interest on the first sight
But Omega Omicron was special; this was just like dynamite
Sexy body like pow, pow, pow
She makes all the fellas say wow, oh wow
Girl you know we’re loving your, loving your style
Check, check, check, check, check, checking you out like

*Egg 1 steps up and says*

Oooooh she got it all
Buttercream and Powder Blue from her head to the toes
And we want it all, it all, it all

[Owlets]

Greetings e-Big Sister QUIET as Kept:

You're the heart and soul and the reason we do what we do, Here's to you, here's to you
Always together and always right, your light shines far too bright
And others will see and take heed, that your e-love and e-sisterhood is all we need
For when we become owls we will not depart
You will always and forever be in our hearts

[Owlets]

Greetings e-Big Sister Julie Art oka Juicy:

We are still working on your greeting to make it perfect to your liking.

[Southie]

Jun 22, 2010 10:04:59 GMT -5 Owlets said:

e-Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie:

Here is your beverage:

This is not my beverage of choice in the a.m.

I think you better head over Starbucks and work this out. And just in case you do not know what I like, ask one of my E-Sorors that came in after me. All of them know the deal.

Now hurry up.

[IvyByDesign]

ReRe? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl!


Quiet!!!!!!!! It's been a long time, how ya be?

Egg 4, I need some of that salmon, scrabbled eggs, and a Bellini. Do you have any mango slices as well?

[BlackPrincess]

Im really about e-done! Its not like I don't have IRL stuff to do!

[Julie Art]

Why it take so long to say this? And what did I say my e-big sis name is? You all are a bunch of idiots!

Jun 22, 2010 10:26:45 GMT -5 Owlets said:

Greetings e-Big Sister Julie Art oka Juicy:

We are still working on your greeting to make it perfect to your liking.

[Julie Art]

And anotha thing, ignore me or any of my e-sorors like you have done before and I will reek HAVOC! Try me!!!

[Chal™]

Ugh. My head is killing me. I'll be back later. Don't kill em' lol


Eggs when I come back, I like a nice salad for lunch.

[IvyByDesign]

:hands JA the eggbeater:

maybe turning #2's hair into a birds nest will get her attention. Since she is worried about all her pretty clothes...

:slings orange juice at the eggs:

I'm still waiting on breakfast, and I see several e-sorors haven't been greeted! :mad

[BlackPrincess]

E-ls! PLEASE DO IT FOUR TIMES MORE for me! Thanks. Im done with e-punks! I will catch up with yall later!

[Southie]

Jun 22, 2010 10:55:43 GMT -5 IvyByDesign said:

:hands JA the eggbeater:

maybe turning #2's hair into a birds nest will get her attention. Since she is worried about all her pretty clothes...

:slings orange juice at the eggs:

I'm still waiting on breakfast, and I see several e-sorors haven't been greeted! :mad

They slow.

[“AudaciOOus Pursuit”]

*Was late for class this morning (summer school) because she was up with her "Eggs" trying to get all these tasks done*

[Chal™]

*snatches up Egg 2*

you can come in here a post your damn thoughts, but you cant spit a fricking greeting?!?!?!

WTH are you thinking? Really!! Is that what you think this is all about?

Ok, fine. We'll do it like this.

Everytime 1 messes up, 4 get's in trouble and vice versa.
Everytime 2 messes up, 3 gets in trouble and vice versa. Let's see how much you "CARE" about you ls's.

*pops 3 upside the head for 2's e-stupidity*

[“AudaciOOus Pursuit”]

Greetings e-Dean Sapphire aka Na mi Campbell *strikes a pose*, Saph’s Phire Makes all the Eggs Scramble *makes sizzle sound*

*Eggs do a Naomi Campbell walk, strike a pose and sing to the tune of Usher’s OMG*

*Egg 1 steps up and says*

Oh my gosh! Don’t mess up again or she gonna make the e-line drop (Oh my)

*Eggs in unison---in perfect 3 part harmony*

e-Dean let us get down
There’s so many ways to e-haze us (sshh)
Sapphy you can even break us down
Hopefully you’ll find us worthy
Got us like, ooh my gosh so in love with OO
We made e-line finally, you know we wanna say
OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO
Ooh my gosh… make us wanna say
OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO, OO

We first noticed Sapphy when we seen her on the e-yard
She was rockin’ nalia, strolling pop, pop, popping, and steppin’ hard
Never ever has a e-org had our interest on the first sight
But Omega Omicron was special; this was just like dynamite
Sexy body like pow, pow, pow
She makes all the fellas say wow, oh wow
Girl you know we’re loving your, loving your style
Check, check, check, check, check, checking you out like

*Egg 1 steps up and says*

Oooooh she got it all
Buttercream and Powder Blue from her head to the toes
And we want it all, it all, it all

Greetings e-ADP CHALLY McCHAL the SOUTHERN GAL aka SugarHoneyICEdTea

Dont get on her bad side
She'll take these eggs and put them in line
One by one she'll get us together
so once she's done we'll be the best Owls ever

*MAZE: Southern Girl*

Below the Mason Dixon line
Down there where the girls are fine
*emulates primping*
lives a Georgia Peach
just fine as she can be
Southern Girl here's to you

*music switches to So Fresh So Clean*

* Eggs groove *

(and she is) The coolest muthafunka on the planet

(In our minds) She haze us hard there is a need to panic

(but O O) Us being Owls is not an automatic

(Oh, oh, oh) She'll get us right and we are glad to have it

*snap fingers 4x*

Ain't nobody dope as she, she is so fresh and so clean

(egg 1 chants “So fresh and so clean clean” )

Trouble when she stares at me, she is so fresh and so clean

(egg 2 chants “So fresh and so clean clean” )

Ain't nobody dope as Chal, She’s dressed so fresh so clean

(egg 3 chants “So fresh and so clean clean” )

ROOck SOOLid the Golden Child she’s just so fresh so clean

(egg 4 chants “So fresh and so clean clean” )

Greeting's Big Sister Ms. Torturer oka Southie

(To Common’s “The Light”)

There are times,
When you need someone,
To kick you in your side
There is a Torturer
Especially for you and me……
I never knew a “Tor-tu-Rer” like this
She’s gotta be something for me to write this
Queen, we think about her every minute,
We wrote this greeting,
And were scared of what would happen when we sent it
signed sealed and delivered so the Eggs can grow together
Because of you, I handle the light of OO with care.

[Ms. RedamnDickulous]

Good morning e sorors! Why the hell them damn Benedicts think my name is Redepmtion08 or however they pronounced it? Ugggggh. I swear...