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Post by Blu on May 13, 2010 9:27:28 GMT -5
 *Blu walks in the Door of the Secret Location for the "Smite For Hire" HQ*  *After stepping through the secret passage way, he prepares for a bizzy day of work in Hazerville* |
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Esteban
I am just a newbie
Smite Hitman for Hire
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Post by Esteban on May 13, 2010 9:30:12 GMT -5
Good day to you Boss... Any work for us today?
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Machete
I am just a newbie
Sanchez, Codename: Machete
Posts: 14
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Post by Machete on May 13, 2010 9:38:50 GMT -5
Si... Bueno Dias El Jefe.. Let us get to work.
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Post by Julie Art on May 13, 2010 10:14:45 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by Hummy Jones on May 13, 2010 13:49:07 GMT -5
How much is your charging rate sir?
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Post by Blu on May 13, 2010 13:57:18 GMT -5
How much is your charging rate sir? Hummy, the going rate is an exalt.. The more smites you ask for, the more exalts you must give. Send a message containing your Burn List to the assassin of your choosing and the terms will be met..  |
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Post by Chal™ on May 13, 2010 14:43:33 GMT -5
i got a feeling hummy ordered hits on me.
*looks at my Karma*
*remembers what it's suppose to be*
*smite finger begins to itch*
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Post by Sapphire on May 13, 2010 16:05:36 GMT -5
Oooh I like!
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Post by T-Rex91 on May 14, 2010 9:56:32 GMT -5
disclaimer: This has NO bearing on the ongoing stroyline in which I'm kinda e-dead. Parallel universes or sumthin. Just roll with it.*91 follows Blu through the secret door picking up some Healthy Choice Butter Pecan as she goes* 91: Yummy! *the assassins turn and are startled by her standing there*Esteban: Wait, this is a SECRET location. What are you doing here? 91: Wow, secret? Well I found out about it from my hairdresser's cousin's best friend who says her sister and Machete were gettin it in in here about a week ago Machete : *all look at Machete* Que lastima! Jefe, déjeme explicar! 91: Well I'm here now and I have business. *91 walks over and slaps the assassins* WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! *she steps back, takes out a blindfold and ties it on* I need to be smote. Is that motivating enough or will you require another form of payment?
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Esteban
I am just a newbie
Smite Hitman for Hire
Posts: 16
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Post by Esteban on May 14, 2010 10:25:57 GMT -5
I can take a slap my dear 91... Now if you pay me in an exalt, I would be more than happy to smite you. I must admit that something about your e-insanity intrigues me though...
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Post by Chal™ on May 14, 2010 10:27:58 GMT -5
LMBO @ "I" need to be smote. Still on a mission, 91? I can give you 7 for free. lol
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Machete
I am just a newbie
Sanchez, Codename: Machete
Posts: 14
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Post by Machete on May 14, 2010 10:31:26 GMT -5
Now that you are here Senorita, you can no leave unless you smite an innocent newbie.... It can be any Hazerville newbie, but it must be done...
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Post by Chal™ on May 14, 2010 10:33:15 GMT -5
lol @ Mr. Kiss and Tall
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Post by T-Rex91 on May 14, 2010 10:36:38 GMT -5
@ Esteban,
OK I really didn't bring my wallet but can I use your PC for a sec? *goes over, logs on, and pays exalt* There ya go. *looks over and sees Chal* Yo, y'all need to work on the "secret" location. I hope y'all don't have student loans 'cause they'll be showing up next!
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Esteban
I am just a newbie
Smite Hitman for Hire
Posts: 16
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Post by Esteban on May 14, 2010 10:38:36 GMT -5
@ Esteban, OK I really didn't bring my wallet but can I use your PC for a sec? *goes over, logs on, and pays exalt* There ya go. *looks over and sees Chal* Yo, y'all need to work on the "secret" location. I hope y'all don't have student loans 'cause they'll be showing up next! A Deal is a Deal... |
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Machete
I am just a newbie
Sanchez, Codename: Machete
Posts: 14
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Post by Machete on May 14, 2010 10:43:47 GMT -5
@ Esteban, OK I really didn't bring my wallet but can I use your PC for a sec? *goes over, logs on, and pays exalt* There ya go. *looks over and sees Chal* Yo, y'all need to work on the "secret" location. I hope y'all don't have student loans 'cause they'll be showing up next! No problema senorita... There are muchos headquarters all over the city of Hazerville y Hitmen no go a la escuela... |
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Post by Chal™ on May 14, 2010 10:48:58 GMT -5
*looks over and sees Chal* Oh, my bad. I was just looking for the Butter Pecan. Akbar said it was in the back. *backs out of the room* |
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Post by T-Rex91 on May 14, 2010 10:54:18 GMT -5
*p*
You know I love you right? LOL!
*p*
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Post by Blu on May 14, 2010 10:55:56 GMT -5
WTH...lol I step away for a min and now there's a party going on at HQ!... Well make yourself comfortable ladies. Know any people that need smiting?..
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Post by Chal™ on May 14, 2010 10:58:38 GMT -5
Well, I know 91 wants a smite. since she's my homie, I'll spring for one. Who do I e-pay?
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Post by Blu on May 14, 2010 11:05:43 GMT -5
Well, I know 91 wants a smite. since she's my homie, I'll spring for one. Who do I e-pay? I guess Machete can probably handle that...  Uuuhh, why 91 smiting herself?... |
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Post by T-Rex91 on May 14, 2010 11:22:55 GMT -5
*p*
Did anyone else have to explain their jobs or did y'all just get paid and hit the button? *mumbles to herself something about ungrateful ninjas* Yeah, i thought so.
*p*
*Takes off blindfold and sighs exasperatedly. Pats self downand sees a couple of nicks but no major damage.*
Ok look, if you must know, someone has been exalting me pushing my karma to unrealistic levels. Am I that funny, insightful, witty? Well yeah.......but not to this extent. Not moreso than so many others here. It's out of control. I'm like the anti-Nupey now. It's gotta stop. Since I can't make them stop, so I thought we'd create a win-win by hiring you. Understand?
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Post by Chal™ on May 14, 2010 11:22:57 GMT -5
that's what I said, but she has good reason. lol
Alright. There's one for Machete
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Post by Blu on May 14, 2010 11:39:33 GMT -5
*p* Did anyone else have to explain their jobs or did y'all just get paid and hit the button? *mumbles to herself something about ungrateful ninjas* Yeah, i thought so. *p* *Takes off blindfold and sighs exasperatedly. Pats self downand sees a couple of nicks but no major damage.*Ok look, if you must know, someone has been exalting me pushing my karma to unrealistic levels. Am I that funny, insightful, witty? Well yeah.......but not to this extent. Not moreso than so many others here. It's out of control. I'm like the anti-Nupey now. It's gotta stop. Since I can't make them stop, so I thought we'd create a win-win by hiring you. Understand? *Pause* You are correct..lol Most don't have to explain, but most also submit jobs through PM. I was just too curious ;D *Play* Understandable... You sure you don't want to smite the person forcing the levels as well. A simple PM can make this happen.. |
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Post by Hummy Jones on May 14, 2010 11:42:22 GMT -5
LOL @ 91 wanting to smite herself. I love butter pecan Chal!!!!!!!!! Thats a fave! You are alright with me after all!!!
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Post by Sapphire on May 22, 2010 2:45:16 GMT -5
Heeeeyyy Blu!
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Uuuhh, why 91 smiting herself?...