Kyng and 94 Get Acquainted.....

[DSTruction94]

Outside the church, 94 struggles to free herself. Kyng has a firm grip on 94's arm.

94: Take your hands off me! You have no right to force me anywhere! I don't even know you!

Kyng: *loosens his grip ever so slightly* Look, you were out of control in there and I was just trying to help diffuse the situation. I'm sorry if you feel I manhandled you. I mean, we didn't even know you existed and you show up out of nowhere causing a scene? If you're anything like your mother, that's not how you wanted to make an impression is it?

*94 exhales and starts to cry. Kyng lets go of her arm and offers her a kerchief from his pocket*

94: It's just too much! I was overseas when I got word. I've been living there for most of my life. I spoke with Mom just a few days ago and now she's gone. This guy killed her! How am I supposed to deal with that?

Kyng: Look, your mother and I were associates. I can't imagine what this feels like but I know you've got to get it together. She left an empire which we you must now run. Her legacy's at stake. Isn't that more important that revenge? *Kyng gives 94 a sly smile and she gets the message* Look 94, Let's get you settled at the Hazerville Astoria. You've traveled a long way and this must be upsetting. A hot bath and some rest will do you some good. What do you say?

*94 nods OK and Kyng summons his limo. He takes her arm again and escorts her in and they leave*

Later at the hotel.........

94: I'll wait in the limo while you get us checked in. Word has started to spread that I'm in town and I really can't deal with anybody right now. Just come back and get me when you're done?

Kyng: No problem. *goes and checks in*



94: *looks around the room* This is beautiful. I just jumped on a plane when i got the call, I didn't have a chance to make arrangements. Thank you.

Kyng: I told you I'm here for whatever you need.

94: Do you mind staying for a while. This whole situation is just so upsetting. I don't really know anyone here and you've been so kind. I'm just going to take a quick bath. OK? *91 starts disrobing before she gets to the bathroom door. Kyng pretends not to notice*

Kyng: Not at all. *Kyng grins in anticipatory satisfaction. 94 bath takes a while and Kyng dozes off*

*Kyng is startled awake by gentle kisses and sees 94 standing over him in a flimsy robe that is stuck to her wet body. She smiles and he smiles back.*

*Kyng picks 94 up and lays her on the bed. Her robe falls open and his smile widens.*

94: *Hits the lights and whispers* I like it rough Daddy. Can you handle that?

Kyng: By all means... I aim to please......

*Afterwards, they both fall asleep but kyng awakes later to an empty bed and furious knocking on the door*

Officer: KYNG ALMYGHTY. OPEN THE DOOR. IT'S THE POLICE!

Kyng: *looking for his pants* What the -----?!?!?!? *He opens the door and is rushed and cuffed. Officer #1 starts reading the Miranda rights* I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!!!!

Officer: *Shows Kyng a picture* Do you know this young woman?


Kyng: Why yes, but my God, what happened to her?

Officer: Sir, you are being charged with kidnapping, statutory rape,........

Kyng: STATUTORY RAPE? Of who?

Officer: Sir, this young woman is 15 years old (*p* Hello people! She was born in 94 ! *p*) She arrived beaten at the police station and said you'd raped her. She's at the hospital now but early tests confirm a sexual assault. You're coming with us.

Kyng: But wait! She seduced me! I can prove it! I keep a recorder in my pocket! *Rifles through pocket and finds nothing. Mumbles "I've been set-up" under his breath*

Officer: You can explain down at the station. Right now we need to go..........

*One of Queen's paparazzi is positioned outside the hotel as Kyng is put in the squad car and snaps a pic that accompanies this headline in the morning paper*


JULIE ART'S SON ARRESTED FOR THE RAPE AND KIDNAPPING OF RECENTLY KILLED 91's UNDERAGE DAUGHTER

[DSTruction94]

Meanwhile at the hospital....

*94 lays in the hospital bed awaiting release and smiles slightly*

*She thinks to herself.* Did that simp think I was that easy? Mom warned me about him. He betrayed her and therefore had to be dealt with. Men are so easy sometimes. Glad I watched "Thin Line Between Love and Hate" last week. The bruising was a nice touch.

*Mentally crosses Kyng's name off her list and ponders the next person.*

Oh, this one is going to be REALLY fun........

[Julie Art]

iDIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG!

[Chal™]

STANDING FRICKIN OVATION!!!!!!!!

EXALT!!!!!!!!!

[Detective Bernard]

*Kyng is arrested and booked and waits in the interrogation room*



Kyng: That byotch! I can't believe she set me up! When I get out of here.......

*Outside the room the detectives decide how to handle him*



Lt: Van Buren: So you've got this case locked up? With his mother's connections, I don't want any technicalities.

Bernard: Yeah, we have all the evidence we need. Lemme take first crack at him.

Lt. Van Buren: By the book, Bernard. *walks off*

*Bernard walks in*

Bernard: So you like raping little girls?

Kyng: 94 was a grown woman and we had consentual relations......

*Bernard drops a copy of 94's school ID from the Stowe School in London. Birthdate - May 31, 1994*

Kyng: she never told me her age. She was the aggressor!

Bernard: *looks skeptically* Dude, you called her "94". Did you think THAT was her age? *Chuckles condescendingly*

Kyng: I refuse to answer any more questions until my lawyer arrives. I demand my call.

Bernard: OK then, let me give you something to think about while you wait. We have
- Sworn statements from memorial attendees that you forced Ms. 94 from the premises
- Sworn statements from witnesses that you held her forcibly outside the church
- Your signature on the hotel receipt securing the room
- Hotel video of you taking her by the arm into the room
- Her blood on the sheets and your seminal fluid from her exam at the hospital
- Evidence of bruising on her body and her statement that you did it
*Sighs* Wouldn't a call to Heidi Fleiss have been easier? You really effed up when you picked this one. I don't even have to go into her mother's connections. The Commissioner is breathing down my neck on this one.

*Leaves Kyng to wait for his lawyer*


*p*
Where the hayle is Kyng IRL? Can someone send some smoke signals to that ninja? LOL
*p*

[Julie Art]

This is freaking hilarious, lololol!

[Kyng of JDs]

alright 91, Which username do you want exalted? Imma continue this in a bit.

[DamieQue™]

R O T F L - Exalt

[Kyng of JDs]

*Kyng, furious, calls the lawyer that helped him previously.*

K: Say, I need you to get me out of jail. I have been arrested for statutory rape.

L: You need a criminal lawyer. I am a business lawyer. Let me call someone for you. Hold on…

(elevator music)

L: Kyng? Jonathan Cochran?

(both speak in unison)

L: Ok I am getting off the call. You two talk.

JC: I am Jonathan Cochran, expert at criminal law. I have practices in New York, Olympus, and Arkansas

K: Good. They are trying to pin statutory rape on me. Can you help?

JC: So, you were chasing underage monkey. My help will require a lot of money.

K: I have money. How much?

JC: If you pay 100 grand to me, your freedom I will guarantee.

K: Call Credit Suisse and verify funds for 100k.

JC: You bank with the Swiss? Who yo’ people is?

K: I am Julie Art’s firstborn. I don’t know my father, why?

JC: I only help out those who have clout.

K: Get me out.

JC: The payment went through. I’m coming for you.

*Jonathan gets Kyng a bail hearing*



JC: Your Honor, Kyng is one of Hazerville’s most productive citizens. He has been through so much with his mama and her mens’s. He will not flee, he will not run. He presents no threat to society and will harm no one. He will put his passport on your shelf. Will you release him to himself?

*the judge, mesmerized by Cochran’s rhymes releases Kyng to his own recognizance. Kyng gets home and begins thinking.*


--She was wayyyyyyyy too good to be 16. She did grown a$$ woman tricks. I have to get to the bottom of this

*calls Jonathan*

K: Jonathan, when is trial?

JC: I will call and talk to the DA. In the mean time, find out what you can around the way.

K: Do you have to talk in rhyme?

JC: It worked this day. I will be on my way.

*Kyng opens the newspaper to see his face. He is angered at first, but then he thinks…*
K: Queen!!!

*calls Queen furiously*

Q: Hello?

K: Don’t hello me. When did 91 move to hazerville?

Q: Twenty years ago, why?

K: Hmmm, thanks, bye

*hangs up and calls Julie*

JA: Hey, I see you got out. Do you need a lawyer?

K: No e-ma, I had to have one to get out. Are you on those pills again?

JA: *nervously* NO!

K: whatever. You have known 91 since she has been here, right?

JA: yes, why?

K: Has she ever been pregnant?

JA: Not that I can remember. Why?

K: *Screaming* That bitch!!!!

[Chal™]

*P*

I LOVE IT!!!! EXALT!!!!!!!!

*P*

[Mrs. Eyes]

I couldn't get passed Rihanna's picture........................ROFLLMAO!

[Julie Art]

Mar 18, 2010 15:14:54 GMT -5 Kyng of JDs said:

*Kyng, furious, calls the lawyer that helped him previously.*

K: Say, I need you to get me out of jail. I have been arrested for statutory rape.

L: You need a criminal lawyer. I am a business lawyer. Let me call someone for you. Hold on…

(elevator music)

L: Kyng? Jonathan Cochran?

(both speak in unison)

L: Ok I am getting off the call. You two talk.

JC: I am Jonathan Cochran, expert at criminal law. I have practices in New York, Olympus, and Arkansas

K: Good. They are trying to pin statutory rape on me. Can you help?

JC: So, you were chasing underage monkey. My help will require a lot of money.

K: I have money. How much?

JC: If you pay 100 grand to me, your freedom I will guarantee.

K: Call Credit Suisse and verify funds for 100k.

JC: You bank with the Swiss? Who yo’ people is?

K: I am Julie Art’s firstborn. I don’t know my father, why?

JC: I only help out those who have clout.

K: Get me out.

JC: The payment went through. I’m coming for you.

*Jonathan gets Kyng a bail hearing*



JC: Your Honor, Kyng is one of Hazerville’s most productive citizens. He has been through so much with his mama and her mens’s. He will not flee, he will not run. He presents no threat to society and will harm no one. He will put his passport on your shelf. Will you release him to himself?

*the judge, mesmerized by Cochran’s rhymes releases Kyng to his own recognizance. Kyng gets home and begins thinking.*


--She was wayyyyyyyy too good to be 16. She did grown a$$ woman tricks. I have to get to the bottom of this

*calls Jonathan*

K: Jonathan, when is trial?

JC: I will call and talk to the DA. In the mean time, find out what you can around the way.

K: Do you have to talk in rhyme?

JC: It worked this day. I will be on my way.

*Kyng opens the newspaper to see his face. He is angered at first, but then he thinks…*
K: Queen!!!

*calls Queen furiously*

Q: Hello?

K: Don’t hello me. When did 91 move to hazerville?

Q: Twenty years ago, why?

K: Hmmm, thanks, bye

*hangs up and calls Julie*

JA: Hey, I see you got out. Do you need a lawyer?

K: No e-ma, I had to have one to get out. Are you on those pills again?

JA: *nervously* NO!

K: whatever. You have known 91 since she has been here, right?

JA: yes, why?

K: Has she ever been pregnant?

JA: Not that I can remember. Why?

K: *Screaming* That bitch!!!!

That in green had be dying laughing for 5 minutes! I had to log in, you a fool! LMBO!

[DSTruction94]

*p*

@ Kyng, "Grown woman tricks" So I have Skinemax......so I watch a little Zane Chronicles every now and then. Don't judge me........LOL!

*p*

[Julie Art]

*calls Kyng*

KY: Hello?

JA: Hey e-son, I got something that might help your case.

KY: What's that?

JA: Remember how that crazy chick stood up and said she swore to reap venegeance on my e-children at the memorial?

KY: Yeah?

JA: Well, you are one of my e-children, and it is on videotape of her doing this. I had the memorial recorded. This proves she was framing you!

KY: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Thanks Ma'!

JA: No prob!

*hangs up*

[Sapphire]

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[Chal™]

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