The Twist

[DamieQue™]

Damie parks a few blocks away from 91's Estate. His mind is swirling until he has a sudden m night shyamalan flash back that reveals the twist . First there was an attempt on my e-life, then there was an attempt on my e-wife e-ex-wife e-baby momma's life... *Damie thinks for a second* it all makes sense. This was a scam all along... and I set it into motion.

It's the perfect setup because I came to 91 first with the idea... gobbling up all the businesses would put her at the pinnacle of OO life.

Mr. Blynde: Congratulations, you are now the major shareholder in Damie Unlimited, OO's first Conglomerate. Because these businesses went into default on their loans you were able to get them for pennies on the dollar. You are now part owner in:

[glow=red,2,300]JFC ™ [/glow]
Bstrugg's bakery ™
[glow=silver,2,300]Thugga Entertainment ™ [/glow]
LightHouse Entertainment ™
MaDamie Entertainment ™
Search's Premeir Security Force etc. ™
Blu and Katholik Radio show ™
Dj Kitty ™
And the Gritty Kitty Shake Club ™
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Of course she had to anticipate that I would always be a financial liability - as long as I had Juicy and the Gang in tow I was always a risk. She had to know that any moment, things could go extra Hill Billy Drunk Sideways with Juicy and no less than a quarter of this mighty empire could wind up in Juicy's hands... maybe even more. And it would be all Juicy needed to close her grip on industry and solidify her place as OO's true elite of all elites. 91 couldn't risk that. That was her title. She did all the work. SHE deserved it. So she systematically locked everyone else out of power and manuevered people where she needed them to complete her dominance. First me.

Damie: And how are we fixed for capital?
91: I can't really go into that, that's proprietary
Damie: Proprietary? What are you talking about? I'm IN this company - we're partners.
91: We are, but I can't disclose the information you asked for right now
Damie: Huh? Are you serious
91: Look sufficed to say we have interested investors
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Then she rebuffed Chal, mistress of the underworld knowing it would provoke a response... and cloud her judgement.
Chal, I appreciate your interest in this opportunity but I have enough on my plate making sure Damie doesn't create any PR nightmares. I can't risk your "diversification" of activities getting out further and affecting corporation's image. I'm sure you understand.
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She wasn't really spurrning Chal... just upping the ante. And Chal jumped at the chance when it was offered... just as 91 knew she would.

91: Chal, I heard you went legit but I need you to take care of something for me. I need Damie eliminated. I'll make it worth your while. Hit me back ASAP.
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She even hired Kyng to throw him off her devious foul e-smelling trail.
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Her e-plan... devious and crafted like a true tactician versed in Sun Tzu's art of war. She had me completely mistrustful of Juicy.

Damie: (chuckles nervously)Would I try to e-screw you over?
Chal: Yea. You'll do anything to get back at Art, including stepping on the folks who're e-helping you[/i]
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And what so genius about it was that she knew that Juicy was the only one on to her the whole time... that would explain why rumors were that Juicy was behind this newspaper


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And why Juicy brought it to my attention about the e-life insurance policy. She knew.

Well, Damie, it seems that as I was going over the e-Life Insurance Policies on you to make sure I'm on them, you know, for your e-kids sake, my attorney came across one were DST '91 is the sole beneficiary. My attorney thinks its odd since you have no e-offspring with her, and since you never been e-married to her.

I wanted to see if you are aware of this?
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We were all going to be taken out. And no one was ever going to be the wiser either. Knowing full well that Juicy had a new drug habit, with me out of the way, Juicy surely would have had a convenient overdose administered by none other than Chal. That would keep Kyng (who apparently is also an assassin) attention away from 91 and squarely on Chal... a loose end that 91 would have conveniently tied up for her by the

[glow=red,2,300]avenging son[/glow]

Of course, the original plan was that Chal refrain from having e-bodies show up in Hazerville. But since Work has left the area, 91 probably already hired Chal to take him out. An easy mark, not associated with this business deal - why would Chal suspect anything? With Damie gone (via assassination), Juicy gone (by accidental overdose), Work disappearing never to be seen again, and Chal being a victim of her profession (the presumed assassination conducted by Kyng) - all that stood between 91 and ultimate glory would be Kyng. And she could afford to let him have Juicy's old business units... Kyng wasn't Damie's e-son, so he would not be heir to any of his estate. Only his e-kids would. And 91 already created a way to keep them close. By having child labor laws changed so that children could work in her factories.



The German kids were just a test trial to see if Hazerville would tolerate it. And they did. In addition to adopting the kids... she was going to put them to work in their e-father's business - an army of free labor. And no one would be the wiser. The greastest conspiracy theory ever... but it all comes to an end tonight. [/color]

[DamieQue™]

*Damie dons a ski mask and other camoflauge and begins climbing the fence when he hears the dogs. He quickly jumps back down and back to his car... damn... hounds... should have known. Damie returns with a tranquillizer gun and puts down each of the pups. Damie creeps to the door and sees one of the dead bolts. That's a no go. Gotta find another way in. Damie walks to the side of the house and looks in through the window and see the alarm system.*

Hmmmpf Elite my a$$... you don't even have state of the art security.

*Damie aims a laser pulse beam of light into the security alarm that deactivates it, he jimmys one of the doors open and walks inside, not aware that 91 had infrared beams as well. He plans to catch her in e-bed and put her out of her misery once and for all. None of this superhero confronts the supervillian explaining in elaborate detail on having figured out their plan. Just a double tap of the 9mm and a quiet exit. Damie creeps down the corridor looking and trips on a hose that was unsecured ripping it from the wall. 91 wasn't in bed. She was doing her On-Line Superfriends Roleplay and is in the basement on a cheap webcam unbefitting her elite nature when the Infrareds are tripped. She didn't notice the silent alarm, but she hears Damie trip upstairs. She looks at the monitor and sees that it's Damie and begins scrambling for a gun and knocks over her PC. Damie hears it and rushes to the basement door - seeing the light underneath it. They both stop moving to try to hear what the other is doing. Finally Damie breaks the silence.*

Damie: Give it up 91 it's over
91: Screw you
Damie: I know what you're doing, and I know what you've done... it's time to pay the piper
91: Come on down and pay her then

*Damie rushes down the stairs shooting blindly while 91 throws a chair knocking the gun out of Damie's hand. They both rush for the gun, but it gets knocked away. This when Damie first actually sees her*

Damie: What in the hell kind of Dungeons and Dragons ish is you involved in?
91: It's roleplay. Don't judge me
Damie: Wow. Who knew. (pause) You know you have to e-die right?
91: One of us certainly does... I think it's the person that e-broke into my house and attacked me without warrant what do you think?
Damie: I think that will NOT be tomorrow's headline

*The fight begins*



Damie finally gets the upper hand and takes an unconscious 91 upstairs. He lays her down about to end this. He takes his gun and points it at her and squeezes. Unfortunately Damie tripped on an unsecured gas line, and the house has been slowly filling up with flammable odorless gas for the last 20 minutes. The muzzle fire from his gun ignites the gas.



The estate is obliterated instantly. The destruction can be seen for miles. No trace of 91 or Damie can be found. Hazerville has suffered it's first 2 casulties of 2010.

[T-Rex91]

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NINJA YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Kyng of JDs]

EX M Fing ALT!!!!

[T-Rex91]

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WAIT!!!!! Did you just vaporize us??? LOL. Though I must say the Damie's ghost thread you did a while back was hilarious, I wasn't trying to be IN it!!!

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[DamieQue™]

Mar 4, 2010 15:02:28 GMT -5 T-Rex91 said:

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NINJA YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm gonna have alot more time on my hands now that I'm e-dead again. LOL. Let's see who takes over the business conglomerate. There'll probably be some more people e-dead before that's over

[Chal™]

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Well good and gosh darn it!!! Damie is like, so much the effin' man right now.

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[Julie Art]

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Before I can read any further past post 1, LMBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Julie Art]

LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kyng of JDs]

Damie, I am speechless. I keep re-reading this and it gets better each time. You are the man.

[Chal™]

I'm kinda digging that whole "Mistress of the Underworld" title. I think I might us that one.

[Sapphire]

I haven't read this yet, but LMFAO @ these newspaper clippings!!

[Julie Art]

*after hearing about Damie's last known where abouts was inside '91's house, which exploded, I beg the doctors to let me get some meds to deal with the inital shock. They refuse, saying treatment guidelines. Not being able to numb the e-pain, I go into shock, then hysteria. The owner calls the psyhciatric hosptial because of my theatrics, and I'm whisked away for observation and study at an undisclosed place*

[Kyng of JDs]

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I cant get that xtranormal ish to work

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We’re back on Hazerville tonight.

Anchor: If you just joined us, socialite D.S.T. 91’s multi-billion dollar estate burned down last night. She is presumed dead. Also Hazerville’s famous philanderer DamieQue has also gone missing and is presumed dead. His vehicle was found near 91’s estate.
Vikki what did you find out?

Reporter: Thank you Daryl. Well 91 had her fingers in everything here in Hazerville. She left a huge estate and although we presume she left a will, no one knows where it is. Her business empire’s assets are rumored to rival Hazerville’s Honey Julie Art. Right now, we do know that she had several business dealings with DamieQue, Hazerville’s mistress of the underworld, and everyone’s favorite sadist, Logakal. Stay tuned to see who lays claim to what. This is gonna be good.

Anchor: Thank you Vikki, again, 91 and DamieQue are presumed dead after a five-alarm fire at 91’s estate.

[Julie Art]

Lololololol!

[Chal™]

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lol

*note to self: find that reporter and "convince" her to tell me everything she knows*

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[LogAKAlly <3'n Keef]

I wish I had free time to indulge...
but I HAD to come here and EXALT my nigga...

Damie Dame!

[Sapphire]

Twist and bump