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Post by Oren Ishii on Dec 17, 2009 16:37:58 GMT -5
~P~
Curtsies & smiles
Thanks Chal! LOL
~P~
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Post by ReignMan19 on Dec 21, 2009 16:55:12 GMT -5
** arrives back in Hazerville hella jet lag but stops by Chal's crib before heading home **
*Chal opens the door *
Chal: Reign, damn finally you show up
Reign: Hey how are you, whats up?
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 21, 2009 19:51:19 GMT -5
*p*
took you long enough.
*p*
Chal: I should be mad hat you never e-called me back, but i suppose a face to face is a good thing, too.
Reign: Now, Chal, don't start no mess. Muse and I are getting married. What's this about you being e-pregnant?
Chal: (laughs) Oh my stars. That's funny.
Reign: What's so funny about it? You said you were. You said it was a matter of e-life.
Chal: Right a matter of life. But not new e-life. YOUR e-life. Reign, I know your secreet, You aren't the poor dumb e-immigrant you pretend to be.
Reign: (nervously) I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what your talking about.
Chal: We both know what I'm talking about. Why else would you be my next e-target?
A look of terror crosses Reign's face.
Reign: Chal, baby, sweetheart.....
Chal: Save the sweet talk for Muse, shawty. I'm not gonna kill you.
Reign: (relaxes) Whew.
Chal: But you will give me answers. Who wants you e-dead, Reign, and why?
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Post by Julie Art on Dec 22, 2009 12:32:14 GMT -5
::DEAD:: at the twist, lol!
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Post by ReignMan19 on Dec 22, 2009 13:45:49 GMT -5
* shocked at the revelation*
Reign: Chal listen you dont know what you are getting into. These are some very dangerous people
Chal: Oh I know and I'm scared.. Again who are you?
Reign: I'm a Prince
Chal: A Prince?
Reign: Yes I am the Prince of e- Zamunda and my father, the king, is very dangerous. He promised the past President of the e-United States that I would take his daughter as my bride in exchange for a cut of the arabian oil that was being stolen. I'm not down with the swirl and I didn't want to be caught up like Tiger Woods. So I fled, fled to hazerville to find my bride. Live a simple life.
Chal: Well.. Why not me
Reign: You?
Chal: Yes me! I was polishing your royal penis every night and you up and leave for Le Mess'
Reign: What we had was nice but I need someone who will one day come back with me to e-Zamunda and be a Queen.
Chal: So you saying I aint fittin
Reign: The fact that you just said " I aint fittin" says a lot
Chal: *laughs* Well you know they are looking for you
Reign: Who
Chal: yo daddy' nem, the CIA, Bushes' redneck friends... it was rather dumb of you to get involved with such a public figure such as Le Mess'. The ruckus that Damie cause about your e- citizenship as signaled all the authorities.
Reign: I have to get out of here
Chal: Where are you going?
* reign runs out of the house *
Chal: They are everywhere Reign where are you going to go?
*Reign gets into car and leaves*
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Post by Julie Art on Dec 22, 2009 13:51:45 GMT -5
Now the Duba is in the story? The hilarity, LOL!
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 22, 2009 15:41:16 GMT -5
*p*
If I've never said it before, I so totally love Reign. lol
Le' Mess!!!! HAHAHA!!
*P*
Chal calls Reign's phone....
Chal: Reign, turn around and come back.
Reign: No. I can't let them catch me.
Chal: Reign, have you ever heard of hiding in plain sight?
Reign: Huh?
Chal: Turn around and come back. Trust me.
Reign; Trust you??? How am I suppose to trust you? You're the person they hired to kill me.
Chal: And yet I just let you walk out of my door.
Reign: (silence) You got a point there.
Chal: Turn around, Reign.
Reign: And you won't shoot me?
Chal: No
Reign: Stab me?
Chal: No
Reign: Poison me?
Chal: No
Reign: Break my ne....
Chal: (rolls eyes) No, Reign. No. I'm NOT gonna kill you.
Reign: (silence) Assassin's Honor?
Chak: Reign, bring your butt back to this house. I have an idea, that will keep you breathing for a long time.
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Post by ReignMan19 on Dec 27, 2009 13:55:58 GMT -5
*looks skeptical *
*Gary Coleman face* Reign: WhatutalkinboutChal
Chal: I can keep you safe if you listen to me
* Reign hangs up and makes a u turn*
* Once he arrives to back to Chal's house he opens his glove compartment and pulls out a small handgun. Tucks it in his sock and get out of the car*
*Reign walks up to the door and knocks... Chal opens"
Reign: So what do you have in mind
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 28, 2009 11:17:35 GMT -5
Chal: When you got here, I told you that you are my next e-target. I never said I was suppose to kill you. They want you alive. I am only to end it if you become difficult.
Reign: So why you let me run out of here like that?
Chal: What can I say? I like to see you sweat.
Reign: So how do I get out of this without you turning me in. You're not gonna turn me in, are you?
Chal: Of course not. I e-lo *cough* er um, Like you too much for that. These people don't know about our, let's say friendship. I'm suppose to befriend you and lead you into the e-lion's den.
Reign: e-Lion's den.
Chal: Yea. They're gonna set you up. e-Smuggling.
Reign: e-Drugs??? No e-judge in his right mind would believe that?
Chal: Not e-drugs, Reign. e-Child prostitutes. Everyone knows that your e-country believes in e-population control. 1 e-child for every 3 e-families?? Who came up with that shit?
Reign: (puffs chest out) My e-dad thinks it's a great idea.
Chal: Your e-dad's an idiot.
Reign: You wil respect my e-father.
Chal: Nicca, fuq yo e-daddy. That ninja ain't shyt. I'm tryna tell you he e-sellin baby cat all over the world and you talking bout some respect. Fuq this, Reign. If you don't want my help, fine. Leave.
Reign: (turns towards the door, mumbling) I should have just kept driving. I was a damn fool to come back. Talking bout my damn e-daddy like she crazy.
Chal: Reign
*Reign pauses*
Chaal: Know that if you choose to walk away, I HAVE to do my job.
Reign:
*p* yep, left it blank on purpose. it's called suspense, people. lol*
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Post by Oren Ishii on Dec 28, 2009 14:44:08 GMT -5
~P~ Really...I leave for a week and ya'll smuggling prostitues & Reign is a Prince in hiding? WTH?!  ~P~ |
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 28, 2009 15:26:00 GMT -5
~P~ Really...I leave for a week and ya'll smuggling prostitues & Reign is a Prince in hiding? WTH?! ~P~ *p* lol. you know you can't leave and come back to find normal ish. at least i didn't go with the e-pregnancy bit. too typical. lol *p* |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Dec 30, 2009 14:37:52 GMT -5
I have a question. Is a "roll in the hay" the same as "bumping uglies" or "knocking boots" i.e., sex?
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Post by Chal™ on Dec 30, 2009 16:03:32 GMT -5
*P* I have a question. Is a "roll in the hay" the same as "bumping uglies" or "knocking boots" i.e., sex? roll in the hay and knocking boots are the same. i thought "bumping uglies" was a lesbian term. *P* |
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Post by Sapphire on May 22, 2010 2:58:28 GMT -5
I'm just saying
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Post by Chal™ on May 22, 2010 14:55:37 GMT -5
i miss this thread
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