Post by paindahustla on Feb 3, 2008 1:31:31 GMT -5
Observe the change in this convo...
Her: How is the job search going?
Me: It's going good. I'm getting great responses.
Her: Any here?
Me: Yep.
Her: When you moving?
Me: I dunno. You gonna throw me a housewarming party?
Her: Sure
Me: Cool. I need a bed.
Her: You don't have one?
Me: Yeah, but I might as well get a new one cuz thats the only thing that I have. Everything else can fit in my car so I don't need to rent a U-haul.
Her: Cool. Well you will have to furnish your whole apartment.
Me: I guess so.
Her: You can always be my roommate.
Me: damn. No. Hell no! Not again.
Her: Come on, it'll be fun. Like old times.
Me: No. I am straight. I need my own space. I'm done with living with women.
Her: Oh well. You can just come and visit then. Let me ask you a question. Why did you choose them over me? Be honest.
Me: Who?
Her: Take your pick, your first baby mama, your second one, and whoever else I don't know about from college.
Me: It wasn't like I chose them over you. I just had children with them.
Her: No, the babies came later. You cheated on me with your first baby mama and you up and left me in grad school for your second.
Me: Uhhh...cheated on you? I wasn't your boyfriend. We were just having sex. That doesn't constitute a relationship. And when I was talking to my 2nd baby mama, you were engaged to another guy.
Her: And I called off my engagement and it was because of you. And it was a game to you to see if I would fold.
Me: Huh? Where the hell is all this coming from? You said you broke up with dude cuz he lied to you and by then, I was already gone.
Her: Whatever. It doesn't matter now. None of it really does. That's all in the past. I'm wiser now cuz of you, so thank you.
Me: Ok. You're welcome I guess. But if it doesn't matter and its all in the past, why are you bringing this up?
Her: I don't know. To be honest, I don't even know why I still talk to you. It's like you just fucked me for 3 years and had no regards for my feelings.
Me: Well I am sorry that you felt that way. But on the same note, I wasn't the only person you were intimate with. So I don't know why you fronting on me like I just had you on hold and I was out screwing everything that walked.
Her: I hate you. I can't believe I just let you bring me to tears. Goodnight bastard.
Me: Well maybe that's why I, what you say, chose, them over you. You get all emotional, run off on a tirade, then yell and get ready to hang up the phone in my face. Like you stormed out my apartment when you found out I was talkin to someone besides you but you had a fiance the whole time!
Her: Whatever, you aren't anybody to get all emotional over. It doesn't matter. It never did. You made that clear. You didn't deserve me anyway. You can't handle a real woman. Good-bye
*click*
WHY...WHAT KEEPS BRINGIN THESE CRAZY WOMEN TOWARDS ME???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf_YFScB840
Her: How is the job search going?
Me: It's going good. I'm getting great responses.
Her: Any here?
Me: Yep.
Her: When you moving?
Me: I dunno. You gonna throw me a housewarming party?
Her: Sure
Me: Cool. I need a bed.
Her: You don't have one?
Me: Yeah, but I might as well get a new one cuz thats the only thing that I have. Everything else can fit in my car so I don't need to rent a U-haul.
Her: Cool. Well you will have to furnish your whole apartment.
Me: I guess so.
Her: You can always be my roommate.
Me: damn. No. Hell no! Not again.
Her: Come on, it'll be fun. Like old times.
Me: No. I am straight. I need my own space. I'm done with living with women.
Her: Oh well. You can just come and visit then. Let me ask you a question. Why did you choose them over me? Be honest.
Me: Who?
Her: Take your pick, your first baby mama, your second one, and whoever else I don't know about from college.
Me: It wasn't like I chose them over you. I just had children with them.
Her: No, the babies came later. You cheated on me with your first baby mama and you up and left me in grad school for your second.
Me: Uhhh...cheated on you? I wasn't your boyfriend. We were just having sex. That doesn't constitute a relationship. And when I was talking to my 2nd baby mama, you were engaged to another guy.
Her: And I called off my engagement and it was because of you. And it was a game to you to see if I would fold.
Me: Huh? Where the hell is all this coming from? You said you broke up with dude cuz he lied to you and by then, I was already gone.
Her: Whatever. It doesn't matter now. None of it really does. That's all in the past. I'm wiser now cuz of you, so thank you.
Me: Ok. You're welcome I guess. But if it doesn't matter and its all in the past, why are you bringing this up?
Her: I don't know. To be honest, I don't even know why I still talk to you. It's like you just fucked me for 3 years and had no regards for my feelings.
Me: Well I am sorry that you felt that way. But on the same note, I wasn't the only person you were intimate with. So I don't know why you fronting on me like I just had you on hold and I was out screwing everything that walked.
Her: I hate you. I can't believe I just let you bring me to tears. Goodnight bastard.
Me: Well maybe that's why I, what you say, chose, them over you. You get all emotional, run off on a tirade, then yell and get ready to hang up the phone in my face. Like you stormed out my apartment when you found out I was talkin to someone besides you but you had a fiance the whole time!
Her: Whatever, you aren't anybody to get all emotional over. It doesn't matter. It never did. You made that clear. You didn't deserve me anyway. You can't handle a real woman. Good-bye
*click*
WHY...WHAT KEEPS BRINGIN THESE CRAZY WOMEN TOWARDS ME???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf_YFScB840
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