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Post by Coldfront06 on Oct 14, 2009 22:59:12 GMT -5
I was in an employee training class at work today. The instructor came up with an ice breaker game for us to get to know each other. We had to put one fact about ourselves on a piece of paper, and our classmates would try to guess who for each fact. My fact was that I'm a member of a fraternity.
So the instructor compiles a spreadsheet of all of the facts and uses an overhead so the entire class can see it. When he got to the "I'm in a fraternity" fact, many people guessed a dude named Corey. The instructor asked Corey if he was in a fraternity and Corey answered, "Yeah I am, but that wasn't the fact that I used." The instructor (a Kappa) asked Corey what frat he was in. Corey paused for a minute and said "I'm an Alpha."
So the class next guessed that I was probably the guy in the fraternity, and I said they were correct, and I'm also an Alpha. Corey looked like he was about to shit his pants after I said I was an Alpha. The instructor asked did we know we were frat brothers and we both said no. I could tell from his mannerisms that something was wrong and he was nervous. After the class, being the good brother that I am, I went to greet him. I said "Whats up, frat?" He did the smart thing and immediately admitted that he wasn't an Alpha, but he always wanted to be one and people always think he is one. I asked him did he not think about the possibility there would be a REAL Alpha in the class and he said that he didn't. Hilarious!
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 14, 2009 23:06:17 GMT -5
LOL. How sad.
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Post by peppermint on Oct 15, 2009 0:32:07 GMT -5
You should have suggested the next ice breaker be "two truths and a lie"  |
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Post by Oldskool on Oct 15, 2009 0:43:45 GMT -5
I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall just to see his face. ;D
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Post by Oldskool on Oct 15, 2009 0:45:34 GMT -5
Cold you didn't even get to challenge ole dude. That would have been hilarious.
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Post by **Dea** on Oct 15, 2009 2:09:43 GMT -5
OW!!! That hurt to even read!!!!! So sad, so sad
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Post by 123Diva on Oct 15, 2009 3:11:42 GMT -5
What a mess. This dude's an idiot. I never understand how or why people think they'll get away with this.
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Post by Bunny Hop on Oct 15, 2009 7:28:53 GMT -5
LMAO...now that would have been funny to just see.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 15, 2009 7:49:38 GMT -5
You should have suggested the next ice breaker be "two truths and a lie"
Exalt!!! |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 15, 2009 7:53:02 GMT -5
I was in an employee training class at work today. The instructor came up with an ice breaker game for us to get to know each other. We had to put one fact about ourselves on a piece of paper, and our classmates would try to guess who for each fact. My fact was that I'm a member of a fraternity. So the instructor compiles a spreadsheet of all of the facts and uses an overhead so the entire class can see it. When he got to the "I'm in a fraternity" fact, many people guessed a dude named Corey. The instructor asked Corey if he was in a fraternity and Corey answered, "Yeah I am, but that wasn't the fact that I used." The instructor (a Kappa) asked Corey what frat he was in. Corey paused for a minute and said "I'm an Alpha." So the class next guessed that I was probably the guy in the fraternity, and I said they were correct, and I'm also an Alpha. Corey looked like he was about to shit his pants after I said I was an Alpha. The instructor asked did we know we were frat brothers and we both said no. I could tell from his mannerisms that something was wrong and he was nervous. After the class, being the good brother that I am, I went to greet him. I said "Whats up, frat?" He did the smart thing and immediately admitted that he wasn't an Alpha, but he always wanted to be one and people always think he is one. I asked him did he not think about the possibility there would be a REAL Alpha in the class and he said that he didn't. Hilarious!
<--x still laughing
Someone has to re-enact this joint one day. LOL. |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Oct 15, 2009 8:04:43 GMT -5
That's priceless!!!!!! Glad he did the smart thing or no telling where this could have ended up.
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 15, 2009 8:12:57 GMT -5
that was funny AND sad at the same time
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Post by adisa on Oct 15, 2009 8:46:30 GMT -5
Man, why can't I ever meet a perp?  Why does everyone else get to have all the fun? |
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Post by adisa on Oct 15, 2009 8:51:11 GMT -5
What a mess. This dude's an idiot. I never understand how or why people think they'll get away with this. Yep. Message to perps or aspiring perps: DON'T.DO.IT. You will be caught. Even if you cop the ritual, learn the grip, know the challenges, or read the history books cover to cover YOU.WILL.STILL.GET.CAUGHT. |
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Post by Robelite on Oct 15, 2009 9:19:00 GMT -5
What a mess. This dude's an idiot. I never understand how or why people think they'll get away with this. Yep. Message to perps or aspiring perps: DON'T.DO.IT. You will be caught. Even if you cop the ritual, learn the grip, know the challenges, or read the history books cover to cover YOU.WILL.STILL.GET.CAUGHT. Say THAT again, Adisa!! LOL @ "aspiring" perps!! You know your "perpin" has gone too far when you have a 57 year old brother lookin' for you to beat your ass....as was the case here in Huntsvegas not too long ago!! One that's been pepin' for about 3.5 years decided to be real bold and leave the tag and tag frame on his car (which he put on there just for his trip over to the Greek picnic in ATL in June.) After word got out that someone other than me was gonna crack his skull open, suddenly those two artifacts were removed from his vehicle!!   |
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Post by Iceman on Oct 15, 2009 10:41:56 GMT -5
That's hilarious Cold. I'm sure the look on dude's face was priceless! I bet that cat will never be able to look you in the eye again - there will forever be an awkward tension when he sees you now. SMH
I have no idea how these cats figure they can get away with perpin' like they do. Everyone gets caught. No matter what you perp, you will eventually get exposed. Even "Dr." Roxanne Shante just got caught perpin..lol
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 15, 2009 10:44:54 GMT -5
You should have suggested the next ice breaker be "two truths and a lie" LMAO at this story and EXALT Peppermint!!! |
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Post by BKupInHere on Oct 15, 2009 12:08:58 GMT -5
I wish pinkandgreen06 would get on here and talk about the Omega perp she met last Friday night-and she called me right after...and I promptly walked downstairs & told my Omega friend (and landlord) the details of the "perspiration of the perpication"****
****trademarked...dont even THINK about it Damie
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Post by BKupInHere on Oct 15, 2009 12:11:38 GMT -5
@ Cold: did you tell the Trainer/Kappa that ol boy was perpin?
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 15, 2009 12:29:31 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It never pays to perp!
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Post by Coldfront06 on Oct 15, 2009 14:11:17 GMT -5
We're in class together for the rest of the week. If someone asks me directly about my "frat brother," I'll politely tell them that he isn't my frat. Otherwise, I just let it go. I really resisted the temptation to be an asshole yesterday...the things that were running through my mind were pretty funny. I started to just play along, pretend that I recognized him, then tell him to grip me...LOL.
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Post by T-Rex91 on Oct 15, 2009 14:12:55 GMT -5
Wait, wait.....he's got to sit there waiting for you to sink his battleship ALL WEEK?  LOL!!!!! |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 15, 2009 14:49:12 GMT -5
That's priceless!!!!!! Glad he did the smart thing or no telling where this could have ended up. Am I wrong because I would have preferred that he kept the lie going? I wanted him to get caught the hard way. |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 15, 2009 14:50:18 GMT -5
We're in class together for the rest of the week. If someone asks me directly about my "frat brother," I'll politely tell them that he isn't my frat. Otherwise, I just let it go. I really resisted the temptation to be an asshole yesterday...the things that were running through my mind were pretty funny. I started to just play along, pretend that I recognized him, then tell him to grip me...LOL. Scratch my above post. This is even better... |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Oct 15, 2009 14:51:35 GMT -5
That's priceless!!!!!! Glad he did the smart thing or no telling where this could have ended up. Am I wrong because I would have preferred that he kept the lie going? I wanted him to get caught the hard way. No you're not wrong. I'm trying (and failing) to be all WWJD about it. |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 15, 2009 15:08:21 GMT -5
I wish pinkandgreen06 would get on here and talk about the Omega perp she met last Friday night-and she called me right after...and I promptly walked downstairs & told my Omega friend (and landlord) the details of the "perspiration of the perpication"**** ****trademarked...dont even THINK about it Damie
Perspiration... of the... perpication
Got it. Thanks Honeydripper |
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Post by adisa on Oct 15, 2009 15:12:32 GMT -5
Another message for perps and aspiring perps: Don't even think about trying to perp ABC to member XYZ. The BGLO world ain't that big. If you tell me you're an SGRho from Europe I still have the means to find out if you're telling the truth. DON'T.DO.IT. |
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Post by Kyng of JDs on Oct 15, 2009 15:13:03 GMT -5
I wish pinkandgreen06 would get on here and talk about the Omega perp she met last Friday night-and she called me right after...and I promptly walked downstairs & told my Omega friend (and landlord) the details of the "perspiration of the perpication"**** **** trademarkedcopyrighted...dont even THINK about it Damie Marks must be used in commerce. <= means no harm. <= trademark/copyright is a peeve |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 15, 2009 15:37:03 GMT -5
I wish pinkandgreen06 would get on here and talk about the Omega perp she met last Friday night-and she called me right after...and I promptly walked downstairs & told my Omega friend (and landlord) the details of the "perspiration of the perpication"**** **** trademarkedcopyrighted...dont even THINK about it Damie Marks must be used in commerce. <= means no harm. <= trademark/copyright is a peeve |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Oct 15, 2009 15:39:20 GMT -5
Another message for perps and aspiring perps: Don't even think about trying to perp ABC to member XYZ. The BGLO world ain't that big. If you tell me you're an SGRho from Europe I still have the means to find out if you're telling the truth. DON'T.DO.IT.
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