|
|
Post by Chal™ on Aug 25, 2009 11:05:59 GMT -5
Priss, Damie, and Log
it really does depend on the size of the car and the size of the chick.
1. let the seat all the way back (but make sure you can still reach the pedals). open your fly and pull your piece out and have him standing at attention.
2. She (wearing a dress or skirt, no underwear) sits down facing the steering wheel. She controls the wheel, you control the speed. As you roll along she rides.
This shouldn't be done on a highway or major street. Preferably on a back road with lots of bumps and very few trees and pedestrians.
As for foreplay in the car, I've seen it plenty of times. When your vehicle is higher than others, you can look down and see a lot. I've see folk giving head, muching carpet, and straight up fucking in the backseat while the friend was getting head while driving.
|
|
|
|
Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 25, 2009 11:10:35 GMT -5
Priss, Damie, and Log it really does depend on the size of the car and the size of the chick. 1. let the seat all the way back (but make sure you can still reach the pedals). open your fly and pull your piece out and have him standing at attention. 2. She (wearing a dress or skirt, no underwear) sits down facing the steering wheel. She controls the wheel, you control the speed. As you roll along she rides. This shouldn't be done on a highway or major street. Preferably on a back road with lots of bumps and very few trees and pedestrians. As for foreplay in the car, I've seen it plenty of times. When your vehicle is higher than others, you can look down and see a lot. I've see folk giving head, muching carpet, and straight up fucking in the backseat while the friend was getting head while driving.
I haven't even found a chick that I can collaborate with in a game of Killzone on Playstation. How the hell am I going to pull this ^^^^ish off? That's WAY too much coordination.
Bottom line, when I come - we go. I'm stomping that gas - I hope we're in an open field with nothing to hit.
<--x is clearly old now
<--x is surprising himself because he is sure he wouldn't try something like this now
<--x imagines hitting the one bale of hay in the entire open field if he did |
|
|
|
Post by Chal™ on Aug 25, 2009 11:17:03 GMT -5
lol @ Damie.
not stomping the gas. You have to maintain control of the car. or, you can let her control the speed. and just sit there. that works, too. If anything, its better.
|
|
|
|
Post by THE emPRISS on Aug 25, 2009 11:22:47 GMT -5
ROFLMAO @ CHal...
AHA! SO NOW I know why they invented cruise control!! Makes PERFECT sense.....
Just wait til I find me a taker! ;-)
|
|
|
|
Post by Chal™ on Aug 25, 2009 13:18:56 GMT -5
CRUISE CONTROL!!!! Never thoght of that. One less thing to worry about. Lemme go call Baby.....
lol
|
|
|
|
Post by Noble Work on Aug 25, 2009 13:47:48 GMT -5
Well I WAS going to say Cruise Control early in the post but I didn't want to sound like I've done this once, or twice or a few times last summer.
|
|
|
|
Post by Chal™ on Aug 25, 2009 14:33:52 GMT -5
lmao @ Work
we people never think about using cruise control. good to know
|
|
|
|
Post by BKupInHere on Aug 25, 2009 14:48:52 GMT -5
In the car I can understand... *Raises hand been there done that*
In the car while it's moving...
...intercourse... not head, not hand job, but intercourse?
Maybe it's just that I'm fat or my car is too small, but I don't see how this is even possible (unless the chick is really small, I'm pushed as far away as I can from the steering wheel, and I'm driving in an open field...)
If anyone can draw a flow chart or a free body diagram of how this works please post it. Damie would like to see how you're doing this. |
|
|
|
Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 25, 2009 14:52:20 GMT -5
In the car I can understand... *Raises hand been there done that*
In the car while it's moving...
...intercourse... not head, not hand job, but intercourse?
Maybe it's just that I'm fat or my car is too small, but I don't see how this is even possible (unless the chick is really small, I'm pushed as far away as I can from the steering wheel, and I'm driving in an open field...)
If anyone can draw a flow chart or a free body diagram of how this works please post it. Damie would like to see how you're doing this.
...going to brunch LOL - ol' Honey Dripper |
|
|
|
Post by BKupInHere on Aug 25, 2009 14:55:54 GMT -5
:::iDied:::
|
|
|
|
Post by QueenOH on Aug 25, 2009 15:55:40 GMT -5
*note to self - do not ride with Chal & her man anywhere
|
|
|
|
Post by THE emPRISS on Aug 25, 2009 15:56:49 GMT -5
*note to self - do not ride with Chal & her man anywhere dont sit in their car at all  |
|
|
|
Post by Chal™ on Aug 25, 2009 16:37:17 GMT -5
Not all the cars. lol just the caddy. it's the only one who's seats go back far enough and the windows are tinted so no one can see. and of course we wouldn't do that with anyone in the car.
oh forget yall. lol
|
|
|
|
Post by Bathroom Model on Aug 25, 2009 16:39:19 GMT -5
I think if hes into it then why not!! Life is short!!!!! yea especially when they crash. lol ;D |
|
|
|
Post by Chal™ on Aug 25, 2009 16:40:19 GMT -5
ya don't necessarily "crash". well, not in the way you're talking. lol
|
|
|
|
Post by Bathroom Model on Aug 25, 2009 16:55:19 GMT -5
If I can or He can drive while we "doing the do" then someone's not on their job or fakein
|
|
|
|
Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 25, 2009 17:02:58 GMT -5
Good point Glam
I mean the title says sweet love while driving.... but what if the lovin' aint so sweet? I mean what if it starts off with great potential but goes sour? Do you stop the car? Do you literally pump your brakes or just "pump your brakes"?
Do you change CDs? You know - change the atmosphere? I mean if neither one of you is up to your standards is this one of those "ones" where you don't count it? It's too many questions yo. Too many degrees of difficulty
Why can't we just pull over in a remote parking lot and get it right?
Driving while having sex is starting to make as much sense to me as juggling bowling pins and having sex. Maybe you can do it...
...but why?
*Puts mic in Chals face and waits for answer*
|
|
|
|
Post by **Dea** on Aug 25, 2009 23:04:11 GMT -5
Looka Outtie making sex threads!!! Ummm...of course I have no problem with this. Been there done that. My ONLY hang up is when a guy gets a tad bit too into it and he swervs (msp?) a little....this will mess up my rhythm and if the swerv is big enough this can be quite detrimental for the penial area (LOL)...luckily it's never happened...but it's came close. I don't know what I'd do If I ever got caught doing it...like if we got pulled over. That would be HE-LARRY-US!!! LOL @ "my ONLY hang up"....no issues with say...um...WRECKING and DYING?! lol Im still waiting on someone to tell me how this is actually done while the car is in motion Hey....if it's my time it's my time. LOL! I'm joking. Ummm...I will admit not all dudes can do it. It must be done by 2 individuals that know what they are doing and preferably have experience in the act. |
|
|
|
Post by **Dea** on Aug 25, 2009 23:15:10 GMT -5
LMAO @ this convo!!!
Yall are a mess and I shouldn't be participating in this.
For the record...I all my post in this thread were pertaining to giving head while the guy is driving. Not the vice or having full blown sex while driving...i don't like driving regular so all of that...HELL NAW!
PLUS...I do agree with Glam....the shit cannot be done properly if yall are driving. Hell, to tell the truth...if I'm giving head in the car while you driving that'll probably just be a snippet of the skills cause you can't do all that may need to be done for all that needs to be done to get done...if you feel what I'm talking about! LOL!
Screw what ya heard shawty....pull that thang over and do it ON TOP OF THE CAR!!!! YEAH MAN!
|
|
|
|
Post by nsync on Aug 26, 2009 6:38:19 GMT -5
This was about HEAD HEAD in the car. Not sex. LOL But hey let the thread go where it may.
I am with all who agreed that for me it would be smarter to pull over especially if you are on a back road with bumps. Just pull on over.
But some folks do this stuff for the thrill. So let them have their time. However it's way to dangerous IMO. But so is talking on the cell while driving but we all do it/have done it.
|
|
|
|
Post by Chal™ on Aug 26, 2009 16:46:32 GMT -5
ok, first of all, why I get the mic? lol It's the adrenaline rush. If you're in an area devoid of things to crash into, say a mostly straight road with nice shoulders (no dips or hills or anything). then you don't have to pay too much attention to the road. Maybe it's KNOWING that it's somewhat dangerous that makes it so hot. Then again, maybe I'm just an adrenaline junkie. |
|
|
|
Post by Chal™ on Aug 26, 2009 16:47:33 GMT -5
on top of the car is cool, but where's the rush in that?
|
|
|
|
Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 26, 2009 16:57:53 GMT -5
on top of the car is cool, but where's the rush in that?
*Puts mic back in Chal's face while light from camera glares in her face* |
|
|
|
Post by ShimmeringSTAR on Aug 26, 2009 18:59:44 GMT -5
WOW..I may need to try this...
|
|
|
|
Post by Blu on Aug 26, 2009 19:15:06 GMT -5
lol @ Bun coming to Memphis for some BBQ. My cousin in Clayton County is coming here just to go to Neely's BBQ. lol That's what I'm talking about! I'm getting some Interstate BARBQ sent to GA soon  |
|
|
|
Post by **Dea** on Aug 26, 2009 23:41:05 GMT -5
on top of the car is cool, but where's the rush in that? What you mean??? You ever done it? Where did you do it? You CLEARY aren't in the right places! The rush of getting caught....MAN! |
|
|
|
Post by Chal™ on Aug 27, 2009 10:27:15 GMT -5
on top of the car is cool, but where's the rush in that?
*Puts mic back in Chal's face while light from camera glares in her face*i don't partake in thos types of activities so no, but i do it once while doing a marathon. (of course I walked instead of ran) we were talking as we were going, the conversation turned sexual. Saw a nice lil spot. Went at it with people walking/running past us no less that 10 feet away. one guy even stopped and did the hands-on-the-knees rest thing right in front of where we were. didn't see a thing, or at least he didn't act like it. |
|
|
|
Post by Chal™ on Aug 27, 2009 10:29:09 GMT -5
on top of the car is cool, but where's the rush in that? What you mean??? You ever done it? Where did you do it? You CLEARY aren't in the right places! The rush of getting caught....MAN! ok, the hood of the car thing wasn't in a "right" place. but with the first guy i sexed, we had some really wow places. He had a second job as a security officer and wherever he was assigned, we'd go at it. my favorite place was at the library between the racks. lol |
|
|
|
Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 27, 2009 10:31:19 GMT -5
So would you do it while mountain climbing? Sky diving? Would you do it while participating in some other extreme sport featured at X-Games?
*Puts mic back in Chal's face while light from camera glares in her face* i don't partake in thos types of activities so no, but i do it once while doing a marathon. (of course I walked instead of ran) we were talking as we were going, the conversation turned sexual. Saw a nice lil spot. Went at it with people walking/running past us no less that 10 feet away. one guy even stopped and did the hands-on-the-knees rest thing right in front of where we were. didn't see a thing, or at least he didn't act like it.
I am kinda curious how a conversation during a marathon turns into sex talk... was it a topless marathon or something? |
|
|
|
Post by No Screen Name on Aug 27, 2009 13:40:26 GMT -5
With some of the men I've been with, I'd probably start reading billboards. "Hey, there's a Cracker Barrel at exit 157. They have good biscuits. You wanna stop eating what you're eating now and go there and eat?"  |
|
{=}http://s2.images.proboards.com/sad.gif{/=}
