Post by DamieQue™ on May 8, 2009 11:12:34 GMT -5
Imagine this scenario. you work hard at your job - you don't ask for any favors - and you don't make any excuses. You're not just a regular black... no... You're the black's black... you're the kind of black that other blacks want to be... and you speak so well...
And after you put in a full day's work you deserve to go home to enjoy life's reward for your labor. So what happens when you're pulling into your local restaurant to pick up a bucket of that crisp golden brown fried poulty that's been calling out to you from the depths of your DNA all day...
I'll tell you what happens...
...nothing. You just got hit with the 52 Fakeout.
Well your day doesn't have to end with this injustice. You day doesn't have to end with an impromptu sit-in at the local KFC... you can start to make a change today. Let us strike a blow for lovers of original and crispy around the globe. Lets take our money to:
That's right my niccuh... JFC. Juicy Fried Chicken on that A$$. ;D Unlike our competitors Juicy's is a staple in the blacks community and has been giving back to blacks since 2006.
Come down to Juicy's and enjoy the ambiance and see the tapestry that is Juicy's life as told through the narrative of wall art. Peruse the the e-husband memorial wall at the south entrance containing all the names of men who have called her e-wife. Peruse the early Stophazing days of the Pink and Green Moderator jacket on the east wall.
There's even the ever popular west wall that chronicles her journey from lowly dung beetle to venerated member of Omega Omicron.
You can even buy some of her e-Nalia at the gift shop next to the outdoor bathroom.
And as far as food... well let me tell you - the bailout buck stops here. Here at Juicy's Fried Chicken we put the "what" in "what the @#$% is in this chicken". We are giants in the industry... but we haven't lost the common touch... our care, concern, and commitment to the community for coloreds continues on. We don't lead blacks astray... we lead you to the promise land and the meal that's been waiting there for you since that day Dr. King said we'd overcome...
...the healthy meal...
...the one that's right for your lifestyle...
...dammit the one you need to feed your family
Instead of getting juked and crossed over
with fly by night deals that don't deliver why not get at Juicy an' nem and get you a Mayor's combo? That's right... a Mayor's combo. It's a Juicy 2 piece, with Kraft Cheese & Macaroni, Skim Milk biscuit, corn on the cobb, and an Octo-Drink (not pictured) - all for the low low price of $4.99
That's $4.99 my niccuh... Los Angeles Police Department couldn't beat that in a dark alley with night sticks. And if you are not absolutely satisfied with your meal... we'll give you the same meal for the same price the next day at no extra cost. That's right - no extra cost. You get the same meal for the same price. You just can't lose!!! So what are you waiting for? Come on down to Juicy's Fried Chicken and you get you a Mayor's combo or Mayor's bucket. And together let's close this ugly chapter, in the history book of the blacks. No one should ever be disappointed and let down like this in a drive thru ever again...
...it just isn't American.
And after you put in a full day's work you deserve to go home to enjoy life's reward for your labor. So what happens when you're pulling into your local restaurant to pick up a bucket of that crisp golden brown fried poulty that's been calling out to you from the depths of your DNA all day...
I'll tell you what happens...
...nothing. You just got hit with the 52 Fakeout.
Well your day doesn't have to end with this injustice. You day doesn't have to end with an impromptu sit-in at the local KFC... you can start to make a change today. Let us strike a blow for lovers of original and crispy around the globe. Lets take our money to:
That's right my niccuh... JFC. Juicy Fried Chicken on that A$$. ;D Unlike our competitors Juicy's is a staple in the blacks community and has been giving back to blacks since 2006.
Come down to Juicy's and enjoy the ambiance and see the tapestry that is Juicy's life as told through the narrative of wall art. Peruse the the e-husband memorial wall at the south entrance containing all the names of men who have called her e-wife. Peruse the early Stophazing days of the Pink and Green Moderator jacket on the east wall.
There's even the ever popular west wall that chronicles her journey from lowly dung beetle to venerated member of Omega Omicron.
You can even buy some of her e-Nalia at the gift shop next to the outdoor bathroom.
And as far as food... well let me tell you - the bailout buck stops here. Here at Juicy's Fried Chicken we put the "what" in "what the @#$% is in this chicken". We are giants in the industry... but we haven't lost the common touch... our care, concern, and commitment to the community for coloreds continues on. We don't lead blacks astray... we lead you to the promise land and the meal that's been waiting there for you since that day Dr. King said we'd overcome...
...the healthy meal...
...the one that's right for your lifestyle...
...dammit the one you need to feed your family
Instead of getting juked and crossed over
with fly by night deals that don't deliver why not get at Juicy an' nem and get you a Mayor's combo? That's right... a Mayor's combo. It's a Juicy 2 piece, with Kraft Cheese & Macaroni, Skim Milk biscuit, corn on the cobb, and an Octo-Drink (not pictured) - all for the low low price of $4.99That's $4.99 my niccuh... Los Angeles Police Department couldn't beat that in a dark alley with night sticks. And if you are not absolutely satisfied with your meal... we'll give you the same meal for the same price the next day at no extra cost. That's right - no extra cost. You get the same meal for the same price. You just can't lose!!! So what are you waiting for? Come on down to Juicy's Fried Chicken and you get you a Mayor's combo or Mayor's bucket. And together let's close this ugly chapter, in the history book of the blacks. No one should ever be disappointed and let down like this in a drive thru ever again...
...it just isn't American.
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