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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 25, 2008 16:18:05 GMT -5
damn...REIGN I FELL YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY I FEEL YOU!!! Hmmm.. crackish family member too  |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Nov 25, 2008 16:18:38 GMT -5
damn...REIGN I FELL YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY I FEEL YOU!!! Hmmm.. crackish family member too Mom & Dad & Uncle!!!  |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 25, 2008 16:22:00 GMT -5
Hmmm.. crackish family member too Mom & Dad & Uncle!!! Aww mama... I understand.. it was crazy for us because most of my family is well adjusted upright citizens of the law. Its just this one .. he is just all types of crazy and no one understand exactly why.. since he has been like that since most of us can remember we just laugh at the foolishness but granny takes it bad...  but its not her fault... dude got caught up in the 80s.. |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Nov 25, 2008 16:29:14 GMT -5
YEP!
80's...
South Central...
It was rampid...every house on my block had somebody selling - smoking or selling & smokin (that's where the REAL fights took place).
It was SO common - still is - that as a kid, it was normal.
My dad is dead, my uncle got off...my mom is still on.
We fought about it for YEARS!!!
I've accepted it now.
It's a trip. All you CAN do is accept it and find the humor.
Like - last week she called me complainin about the economy.
She said some other crack head stole her cat and the dope man don't even sell nickel rocks no mo' - dimes and up - and a crack head had just beat up the dope man cause he wouldn't give him credit. Not to mention, a half pint used to be $2.13 - now it's $2.90.
She voted fa Obama!!
Eh....what are you gonna do.
*throws hands up*
I just LAUGHED.
<~~STILL LMAO!
She was pretty pissed - especially about the cat!! LMAOOOO!!!
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Post by B Strugg on Nov 25, 2008 16:39:11 GMT -5
Lawd...let's not do a segment on Crack Head Family Stories....
Guess we all have em....
I'll tell some of mine when they become funny to remember
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Post by B Strugg on Nov 25, 2008 16:40:35 GMT -5
Not the cat L...lmao..lol..lmao.....I was dying all night when I got off the phone with u...lmao..I had a dream about dime bags...turtles..and cats...lmao
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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 25, 2008 16:41:33 GMT -5
^^^ One thing you can always count on..
Crack = Funny
Unc had been tweekin one day . Me and some of my cousins were in my aunt's driveway talking about some comedian that was on comic view. I forget exactly how the joke went but it was something regarding being high. and we were reciting it and laughing. Here come this damn fool walking from behind the house with a water hose (don't know what the hell he was doing with it.. it wasn't turned on) and he just started yelling at us.
"IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME JUST SAY IT.. DONT BE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK. THATS HOE SHYT. YALL AINT TOO OLD TO GET YA ASS BEAT. I'MA MAKE A MAN OUT OF YALL"
we were like what the hell is he talking about... who was talking about him... how he gon make a man out of us when 2 of the 5 of us were girls ... we just stood there silent as he walked back around the house dragging a water hose.
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Nov 25, 2008 16:48:39 GMT -5
Not the cat L...lmao..lol..lmao.....I was dying all night when I got off the phone with u...lmao..I had a dream about dime bags...turtles..and cats...lmao STRUGG!!! 4 am...we was on the phone till 4 am!!!!! LMAOO!!! I am still mad at you for havin me rollin around on my damn kitchen floor like this:  Wait...the head wrap Sturgg..the head wrap!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO@ REIGN UNCLE Did u say TWINKIN...we say TWEEKIN!! LMAO!! |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Nov 25, 2008 16:50:17 GMT -5
Tweekin.. LOL.. thats what I meant
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Post by B Strugg on Nov 25, 2008 16:51:59 GMT -5
Ok...another story of Crack Central L.A.
So back in the day....my family and I lived in a duplex across the street from the wash house (laundry mat..for those who may be confrused)
So every Saturday I'd walk over with my mom while my dad and brothers went to work at my daddys lawn business......so we would put the clothes in the machines...come home...eat lunch...go back...put them in the dryer....go home...then come back to fold them and bring them home......
We put the clothes in the dryer and walked back home to chill for a bit, the hour goes by and we walk back to the wash house to fold the clothes. When we walk to the dryers we see this fried ass crack head lady with a basket of familiar looking clothes talkin shit about she tired of her kids leaving her clothes in the "gottdamn dryers all day"....so I'm tappin my mom like umm ain't that my pretty pretty princess pajama set? But she tryna keep me away from the lady.....
So this lady makes it half way out the door and my mom looked and saw one of our dryers empty......my mom must have ninja kicked this frail ass crack head woman in her back...politely rolled the basket right by her....and we began to fold our clothes...and went home after.
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Post by B Strugg on Nov 25, 2008 16:55:11 GMT -5
NOT THE HEAD WRAP L!!!!!! LMAO!!!! NOT THE HEAD WRAP!!!!
Girl it was like 4:12am when we hung up...lmao...my phone said something like 289:31...lmao!!!!!
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Post by LejaOMG on Oct 14, 2011 10:38:32 GMT -5
Bump. I'm sorry, but ya'll have GOT to see this. I died so many times while reading over this thread and I just felt the need to share the love. I'mma add a new story in a few.
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Post by Gee-Are on Oct 14, 2011 15:57:39 GMT -5
Don't Argue with a Crackhead from Maryland
Subtitled: Don't Argue with a Crackhead from Anywhere
Soooo...I'm in Baltimore on a job with a small crew waiting for a client and standing next to a church which is being remodeled and down the street from Tyrone's.
(sn: Tyrone happened to have a special on shrimp, by the way...but I've heard that "everyone knows you go to Tyrone for chicken, not shrimp" :shrugs:)
A lady walks up to me, and I will admit that she MIGHT not have been a crackhead, but her actions were definitely crackified. She walks up to me and says,
CrackLady: Where did y'all get these bricks from? Cause I want to put them on my house.
Me: Excuse me? I'm not following you.
CL: These bricks. I need somebody to redo the front of my house, so I wanted to know if you could do it and how much you would charge. This P*ssya$$ pastor done bought up errythang, but they don't care about helping the kermunity. I figure since you're standing out here, you could put the damn bricks on my house.
Me: You want me to take THESE bricks that's obviously being used to remodel this church and put them on your house?
CL: They got plenty money anyway and this poor little church next to it don't stand a chance.
Me: Hm... Sorry ma'am, I don't have anything to do with this construction, and I'm not from here so unfortunately I can't help you.
[End of story right? WRONG]
CL: Well they keeps buying up stuff all up and down X and Y streets and Aisquith, and I live on such and such street and they've got houses over there too, and they need to fix them up because I need my property to go up (stumbles off curb)... I ain't gonna lie I'm F*cked up right now, celebrating the anniversary and errythang. voice trails off...
Me: Anniversary you say?
CL: Yeah you know my husband died.
Me: Soooo...you're celebrating the wedding anniversary? or the anniversary of the death of your husband?
CL: *blank stare off into the church* I tried to go to this MuthaF*cka when I first moved over here 25 years ago but you know how it is, they don't care about nobody. Now they are buying up $h!t...damned churches. And they ain't fixing the kermunity.
Me: Didn't you say they bought a lot of property? Maybe they are planning a beautification project or something. You know make it look nice.
>>>>[smiles and internally pats self on back because I made a good point even though I knew I was trying to reason with a crackhead]
CL: *makes whatUtalmboutwillis face* I knew you were gonna take up for this MuthaF*cka. Here you go...
Me: I wasn't taking up for anyone I was just offering a possibility based on what you said
CL: Okay well tell me this and let's see if you can find a way to take up for his ass now. Let's say i need to mow my yard and they've got 20 lawn mowers. The mowers ain't doing nothing. Since they're helping the kermunity, shouldn't they let you know a muhf*cka borrow the mower so they can take care of their yard? Now, tell me how you gonna justify his ass on that one...
Me: *blank stare* I don't see what that has to do with the conv...
CL: *looks at the bricks* Well, I see you're on their side so ain't no use talking abou tit no mo'. $hiiiiiii...I 've got to get back to celebrating anyway.
Me: Oh, right your anniversary.
CL: Naw my husband died, who the hell told you it was my anniversary? *turns and walks crookedly across the street*
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 14, 2011 16:09:34 GMT -5
*crying living water tears @ Ghost's story*
*shout outs to Diva*
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Post by Gee-Are on Oct 14, 2011 17:26:29 GMT -5
*crying living water tears @ Ghost's story* *shout outs to Diva*come to think of it. I don't even remember the houses in that area having yards. just the weirdest form of logic. |
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Post by LejaOMG on Oct 15, 2011 9:16:05 GMT -5
actually, I was caught up on the same point. The houses over there absolutely do NOT have lawns, but concrete sidewalks with 4 marble steps. Smh @ u reasoning w/a crackhead. But lol @ her reasoning with YOU, and yet somehow realizing (in her own cracky way) that the conversation was fruitless BEFORE you did.
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Post by LejaOMG on Oct 15, 2011 9:18:14 GMT -5
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Post by Gee-Are on Oct 15, 2011 10:21:24 GMT -5
actually, I was caught up on the same point. The houses over there absolutely do NOT have lawns, but concrete sidewalks with 4 marble steps. Smh @ u reasoning w/a crackhead. But lol @ her reasoning with YOU, and yet somehow realizing (in her own cracky way) that the conversation was fruitless BEFORE you did. Did you not read where I decided early on to continue the conversation purely for entertainment? That debate was quite fruitful for me in passing time and having a cautionary tale to share with the world. Were you NOT entertained? |
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Post by Gee-Are on Oct 15, 2011 10:22:42 GMT -5
Yeah they weren't all the same color like that, but the porches were definitely arranged that way. So why would the church have 20 mowers...why would they have one? |
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Oct 17, 2011 8:15:24 GMT -5
I have a close family member that is not quite a clucker but definately a crackhead so none of these stories surprise me. We have a car wash next to a gas station in the South where the locals hang out. At any time you are almost scared to get out and pump your gas in fear that a clucker is going to get out and do a crack dance and ask to wash your car while smoking a square. Now you ask why am I in the South late at night needing to pump some gas...refer to first line of sentence lol. Sometimes I am an enabler...
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Post by LejaOMG on Oct 17, 2011 9:04:32 GMT -5
WTH is a clucker? Please advise.
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Post by Rare_Commodity on Oct 17, 2011 9:09:00 GMT -5
Someone that is wayyyy past the crackhead status! They steal from everyone and will still anything. They will try to sell everything and everybody. Like my uncle is a crackhead he functions in society, don't steal from nobody, goes to work everyday he just likes to smoke crack. But my other relative is a straight clucker he will do the dance for you in a minute! I mean one time I caught him sucking di....well you get the picture. YOU GONE LEARN TODAY!
I think these stories mentioned are definately on Clucker Status lol.
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 17, 2011 11:06:46 GMT -5
um....
*exits stage left*
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Post by juschill on Oct 17, 2011 16:16:52 GMT -5
I've had a crackhead ask me to borrow $1.27 everyday for 5 years straight...
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Post by LejaOMG on Oct 18, 2011 6:26:03 GMT -5
Ok. I'll ask the question we've all been thinking. Why, oh why does a crackhead have that much access to you?
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 18, 2011 10:32:50 GMT -5
so (assuming you've given the $1.27 each time) you've basically given this ninja $2319.02? yea. not me.
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Post by All Pledging Is Legal on Oct 18, 2011 11:01:45 GMT -5
Would anybody care to share any Crackhead Soror/Frat stories? Every chapter has a dope smoker.
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Post by LejaOMG on Oct 31, 2011 10:21:54 GMT -5
why, oh WHY do I keep reading this at work?
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Post by ReignMan19 on Oct 31, 2011 11:11:55 GMT -5
Yo! I so forgot I shared these stories with yall.. SMH ...
He recently got out of jail for his silver correctional institution anniversary and started acting crazy saying my family stole all his belonging...
Mind you this nig only owned:
1 duffle bag full of cross colors shirts and karl kani jean SHORTS
1 old nike box full of CASSETTES
1 black plastic bag (that was usually at the bottom of the duffle bag) with 2 1987 Penthouse magazines enclosed.
Yet he was outside my grandma's house acting like someone robbed him of 4 million dollars and a 10 karat diamond ring... -_-
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Post by Chal™ on Oct 31, 2011 11:40:10 GMT -5
that nut said cross colors!!!!!!
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but its not her fault... dude got caught up in the 80s..
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