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Post by ACES on Sept 16, 2008 21:54:02 GMT -5
*takes a seat and looks around at the blue tinted room. the faint scent of jasmine floats on the air and 98 hovers around me, seductoin and sex appeal falling off her.*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 16, 2008 22:00:04 GMT -5
*moves in close and starts to unbutton his shirt...after all... I can't prep you fully clothed*
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Post by ACES on Sept 16, 2008 22:11:29 GMT -5
*watches with an eager eye and patient hands as 98 slips his shirt off; a wry grin sits on his chin, a response to the scenes of his imagination.*
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 17, 2008 7:54:59 GMT -5
*walks in*
Can I get a Low boy with a fade out in the black
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 17, 2008 8:06:56 GMT -5
*walks in* Can I get a Low boy with a fade out in the black Walks in from the back.... Looks around... where in da hell are the barbers??? LATE LATE LATE!Man, black owned! Have a seat in that chair over there.... ----------> How are you? You good? |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 17, 2008 8:09:39 GMT -5
Im good. I'm kinda in a rush I have to get to work.. Where are the barbers... Do I have to cut my own hair??
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 17, 2008 8:14:24 GMT -5
Im good. I'm kinda in a rush I have to get to work.. Where are the barbers... Do I have to cut my own hair?? LOL @ Cut yo own hair..... <~~ Throws smock on... Here, let me put this cape on and shape you up! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Done! Pay the cashier....nevamind pay me! Thanks for stoppin thru!  See ya in week! |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Sept 17, 2008 8:21:01 GMT -5
*pays 98 and walks out* I wonder if she is going to pocket my money..  |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 17, 2008 8:31:02 GMT -5
YUP!!! Shol'iz! (Gotta pay muhself 1st)  |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 17, 2008 8:41:34 GMT -5
*Reaches in 98's pocket and retrieves Reign's money* Oh so you gonna skim the profits now?  ?? Big Momma TOLD me not to go into business with friends.................SMH...............LOL |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 17, 2008 8:51:17 GMT -5
*Reaches in 98's pocket and retrieves Reign's money* Oh so you gonna skim the profits now? ?? Big Momma TOLD me not to go into business with friends.................SMH...............LOL LOL.... My bad Sis! He aint lemme no tip! LOL!! Shady man....just plain shady! |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 17, 2008 8:56:34 GMT -5
*installs cameras in the shop to watch her "partners" and jets back to the suburbs in her car hails a cab to the dealership to pick out a new ride
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 17, 2008 9:03:07 GMT -5
I am SO Very mad that you stay runnin back to the burbs! LMAO! |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 17, 2008 9:15:10 GMT -5
*Madea comes back with the e-neighborhood watch. They surrally before heading towards In Da Cut *  |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 17, 2008 9:23:24 GMT -5
*Pause*
DISCLAIMER - 91 loves LL and 98 with every fiber of her being but I thinks it was Ice Cube that said, "if you have never been to the hood don't come to the hood cause you wouldn't understand the hood" .
*Play*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 17, 2008 9:23:44 GMT -5
*p*
:: DEAD :: @ you boycottin the den of iniquity!!! ROFL!
LMAO!
Juicy... what's up? How you be?
*P*
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 17, 2008 9:25:44 GMT -5
*p*
LOL, what would the games section be without the e-anti folks! Buhahahahahahahaha! Ya'll know I'm the Ying to Logakal's Yang!
I'm good, how you be?
*p*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 17, 2008 9:26:15 GMT -5
*Madea comes back with the e-neighborhood watch. They surrally before heading towards In Da Cut * *Pulls out bullhorn and announces* THERE IS A FREE GIVEAWAY OF SUMTHIN, DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT SUMTHIN' GOING ON OVER AT THE CORNER OF MLK JR DRIVE AND JACK U AVE. WHILE SUPPLIES LAST *Crowd immediately runs off to see what they can get* To 98: Negroes ALWAYS go for the free.................. |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 17, 2008 9:28:00 GMT -5
*The photographer I hired is on top of one the buildings, adding to his phot collection all the e-ills that Logakal has going on in her shop.*  *he has already delivered one package of photos to me* Great, these will work great in case that e-scant tries to take me to e-court! |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 17, 2008 9:29:21 GMT -5
*Madea comes back with the e-neighborhood watch. They surrally before heading towards In Da Cut * *Pulls out bullhorn and announces* THERE IS A FREE GIVEAWAY OF SUMTHIN, DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT SUMTHIN' GOING ON OVER AT THE CORNER OF MLK JR DRIVE AND JACK U AVE. WHILE SUPPLIES LAST *Crowd immediately runs off to see what they can get* To 98: Negroes ALWAYS go for the free.................. *once the crowd realizes they have been bamboolzed, ran-a-muck- lead a stray, Madea gets the crowd back together before heading to the shop.* |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 17, 2008 9:31:51 GMT -5
*p* LOL, what would the games section be without the e-anti folks! Buhahahahahahahaha! Ya'll know I'm the Ying to Logakal's Yang! I'm good, how you be? *p* Ying-Yang! Good analogy....LOL I'm doing well ma'am! |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 17, 2008 9:33:27 GMT -5
*Pause* DISCLAIMER - 91 loves LL and 98 with every fiber of her being but I thinks it was Ice Cube that said, " if you have never been to the hood don't come to the hood cause you wouldn't understand the hood" . *Play* Too late! You can't run now...we gotcha! Ya came down here twice now so your GPS has a "ghetto" setting! ;D ;D |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 17, 2008 9:38:14 GMT -5
And now that car is what? GONE!!!!! See how y'all do! I ain't NewNew, I'm LOVIN my priviledged upbringing......LOL
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 17, 2008 9:46:40 GMT -5
BBBBBBBBWWWWWWUUUUUAAAAAAH @ NewNew! I told ya to come in da Baretta....LOL It's safer! Ain't nobody fittin 2 jack dat. I knew rollin thru COMPTON in da LEX was gonna end badly.... |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 17, 2008 10:20:15 GMT -5
*Madea walks in front of the crowd and demands to see the owner when they arrive at iN Da CuT*  *she goes right up to the door* Where she at? Bring that hussy who opened this cesspool in the first place on out! Bring her out I said! The neighborhood wants to talk to her, we got a few words for her! Bring her out, don't make me have to come up in there to get her cause if I do, it ain't gonna be pretty. Now bring the heffa out! *Madea takes a smoke from her Newport* |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Sept 17, 2008 10:34:27 GMT -5
Sees MADEA!!! Calls TOP FLIGHT SECURITY!!! *Blow this whistle and clear all this ish out* |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 17, 2008 11:28:48 GMT -5
*Madea holds on to her purse and has it in position to launch*
Don't you touch me, you rent-a-cop! You touch me or any other person here at this gathering and I will set your arse on fire! This is here is a peaceful rally! We have not broken any laws! This is our constipational (law student whispers constituional to Madea), that's what I said! Constipational right to be here! Don't start none, won't be none!
*crowd starts chanting*
Don't start none, won't be none!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 17, 2008 12:11:54 GMT -5
*Madea holds on to her purse and has it in position to launch* Don't you touch me, you rent-a-cop! You touch me or any other person here at this gathering and I will set your arse on fire! This is here is a peaceful rally! We have not broken any laws! This is our constipational (law student whispers constituional to Madea), that's what I said! Constipational right to be here! Don't start none, won't be none! *crowd starts chanting* Don't start none, won't be none! 
Pulls out phone and calls the Barbers inside to instruct them to open the backdoor* Logakal: This is Logakal...who dis? Lola: It's me Lola...it's some shid goin on down here! Logakal: I know...I'm driving now. This lady is CRAZY!! I knew she was gone a BIG problem for us! damn! Lola: Oh...I think I can help you with this. Remember, I told you I used to do perms right? I was the best in the bidness...and I made a lot of connections. You gone head and come around da back. Let me make a phone call. *ends call* *Lola makes a "You owe me one" phone call to her connection* Lola: Hey Big Daddy...it's me! I know, I miss you too. But listen, I don't have a lot of time, I need you ASAP. Connection: What do you need me to do? And you know my hair ian't been right since you retired from Permin! We'll talk about dat later. What I gotta do for my baby doll? Lola: Do that thing you do, take soem shid, throw it in the spin cycle and make it purty daddy! I'm at 1908 WIC Dr. Suite 1913....in Haverville. Connection: I'm on my way. *ends call**A hour past and the crowd grows lil weary...then a limo pulls up and the connection steps out...* |
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Post by Julie Art on Sept 17, 2008 13:35:37 GMT -5
*Madea and the crowd turns and sees Al Sharpton get out of the limo. They immediatley start to verbally taunt him with Madea heard above everyone else*
Madea: Get your tail back in dat limo! We don't need to hear nothing from you, sell out!
Rallier 1: That's right! You and Jesse Jackson
Rallier 2: Saying all that crap out Obama simply because he didn't go through the "black" good ol' boy network!
Rallier 3: You all just mad he has gone this far without ya'll help!
Madea: Your days are over! Now, if you want to step out that limo even more and come on up and talk to folks who have no respect for, let alone is gonna hear what you say, then come on! You further prove the point of how much of a sell out you really are to the black community by supporting this hell hole of place!!!!!!!!!
*the ralliers start chanting*
Sell out! Sell out! Sell out!
*Al reluctanly gets in his car and leaves. Madea turns back around*
Bring out the owner of this here establishment! Bring her out!
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Post by T-Rex91 on Sept 17, 2008 13:41:34 GMT -5
*Madea and the crowd turns and sees Al Sharpton get out of the limo. They immediatley start to verbally taunt him with Madea heard above everyone else* Madea: Get your tail back in dat limo! We don't need to hear nothing from you, sell out! Rallier 1: That's right! You and Jesse Jackson Rallier 2: Saying all that crap out Obama simply because he didn't go through the "black" good ol' boy network! Rallier 3: You all just mad he has gone this far without ya'll help! Madea: Your days are over! Now, if you want to step out that limo even more and come on up and talk to folks who have no respect for, let alone is gonna hear what you say, then come on! You further prove the point of how much of a sell out you really are to the black community by supporting this hell hole of place!!!!!!!!! *the ralliers start chanting* Sell out! Sell out! Sell out! *Al reluctanly gets in his car and leaves. Madea turns back around* Bring out the owner of this here establishment! Bring her out! *pause* ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *play* |
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