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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 30, 2008 21:25:27 GMT -5
Ok sheesh I'm gone for a couple of hours and I miss errydamnthing!
*heads home*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 30, 2008 21:27:30 GMT -5
*Got the Rim biz rolling and bamas are flowing through.  L and 98 will be happy. The crackhead boys are working it out with gankin rims off cars. Hits L and 98 with a text - I will float you your cut when we all hook back up. Biz is doing kinda good even though we in dis rough economy. Yeah you know - Hurrican Ike, High Gas and a 700 Billion Dung Ball Wall Street Bailout.  * OMG MOFO GAWD!!! Where DID u find - fuck it Where did HE find those RIMS?!?!? We doing it Monster Truck Style in the Hood now?!?  |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 30, 2008 21:46:14 GMT -5
L YES!!!!!
I saw my first car like that last week and almost wrecked
I was like WTF!
Thats how its goin down now?!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Sept 30, 2008 21:50:45 GMT -5
L YES!!!!! I saw my first car like that last week and almost wrecked I was like WTF! Thats how its goin down now?! Some marrying of Cultures is just NOT RIGHT!!!!!  AND gas is TOO damn high fa this shid!!! LMAOOO |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Sept 30, 2008 21:53:00 GMT -5
Indamndeed it is!
Tooooooooooooooooo damn high!
About as high as them tires!
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Post by BrnSuga on Sept 30, 2008 21:59:03 GMT -5
OMG!!! Do people really ride around with tires like that?
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 1, 2008 10:04:31 GMT -5
I"ve worked at If It's Hair, The Essence of Hair, Hairstratasphere, and Juanita's Bump and Curl. I do come with my own list of clients that I have gained from each shop and that have moved with me. I do have famous clients, but because of their popularity, I work on their hair at the place of their choosing. Certification is renewed every 5 years, this is my third re-certification *pulls out certificate for hair and nails and makeup*. As for course, I once every 6 months take refresher courses at Deron's famous hair school to stay up the lastest trends in beauty. *Lola tries to think of a way to get her GONE! * Lola: Yeah, yeah...good...fine...hold on let me call my boss.  *Lola calls Logakal and she hears A LOT of moaning...a small crash - like the sound of a cell phone hitting the ground - then silence*  Lola: Umm, what is YO name anyway??? My name is Beautifulll with three L's, but everyone calls me Bey. |
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 1, 2008 11:17:34 GMT -5
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 11:28:22 GMT -5
*an angry woman busts up in the shop and slams the door so hard the glass breaks* Woman: Aye, were TMo at  Ok...well...my boss seems to be "unavailable" and the manager, T Mo should be here any minute. She's usually never late. So just cop a squat...I can't babysit...I got things to do Bey: *starting to get peeved at Lolas blatant rudeness would have normally flexed on her, but she needs the job so she stays cool**woman walks in*Lola: Ummm...'Cuse ME??
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Post by coldfront06 on Oct 1, 2008 11:44:20 GMT -5
<--------Me likey that dress!
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 1, 2008 12:41:58 GMT -5
*woman turns firey eyes to Lola*
Woman: Are you TMo? If you ain't, I needs not to be talking to you! I'm looking for TMo, the e-bytch that been running around dese skreets with my man!
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 12:52:07 GMT -5
*an angry woman busts up in the shop and slams the door so hard the glass breaks* Woman: Aye, were TMo at Ok...well...my boss seems to be "unavailable" and the manager, T Mo should be here any minute. She's usually never late. So just cop a squat...I can't babysit...I got things to do Bey: *starting to get peeved at Lolas blatant rudeness would have normally flexed on her, but she needs the job so she stays cool**woman walks in*Lola: Ummm...'Cuse ME?? *Walks into shop and see's the insanity that prevails daily. Trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with the chick standing there almost naked. Looks at Lola and figures she got it but ask anyway* Me - Hey yo, you alright? You looking real pissed about now. Lola - Trying to figure out what the problem is wid this chick here. *Looking sideways at the chick that just burst in* I need T Mo or L or 98 to get back here soon or I'm going flip on one of the hoes up in here. Me - T should be on her way, Im going out back for a min but will be right back, if you need me just holla! *SMDH as I walk out back to the Rim Spot cause THEY SPINNIN NICCA THEY SPINNIN!  |
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 1, 2008 13:01:42 GMT -5
*woman runs up behind da Rock and pushes him*
Woman: Oh, don't ack like you don't know who I am nugga! You up in hur cause this is your sideline hoe's place of work, acting like you don't know me, but nucka you betta recognize!
*turns to the whole shop*
This nucca right hurr is my man! And tell TMo that if she don't leave my man the fvck along, I will light this bytch up!
*turns back to da rock*
Why the fvck you acting like you don't know me? huh? You knew me the other day when I was sucking your little ding-a-ling!
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 13:09:39 GMT -5
*Looks at this e-broad like she done lost her complete mind*
Me - As Day-Day would say, WHO THE FUK IS YOU!!!!! I don't know you!
Woman - Whateva nicca, you didnt say that when you was all up in this!!!!!
Me - Sweety, I don't know you, wouldnt touch you because it would rise you up and i don't dig in the gutta for my women. Now walk away and stop tryin to perform. Who ever put you up this gonna catch a hot one. I know Im a BAD BAD Man but damn. Wasn't me.
Woman - Thats bullshit, i got pictures.
Me - Photoshop, blurry or just plain head cut off, AGAIN, WASN'T ME, STOP PLAYIN AND BACKDAFUKUP!
*Walks away SMDH! Thinking whoever put this broad up to this ish is going to catch it!*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Oct 1, 2008 13:18:47 GMT -5
*Peeks in thread*
See Dash & Juicy cuttin a fool!!
:: FAINTS ::
*Leaves thread*
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 13:24:10 GMT -5
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 1, 2008 13:33:28 GMT -5
*Looks at this e-broad like she done lost her complete mind* Me - As Day-Day would say, WHO THE FUK IS YOU!!!!! I don't know you! Woman - Whateva nicca, you didnt say that when you was all up in this!!!!! Me - Sweety, I don't know you, wouldnt touch you because it would rise you up and i don't dig in the gutta for my women. Now walk away and stop tryin to perform. Who ever put you up this gonna catch a hot one. I know Im a BAD BAD Man but damn. Wasn't me. Woman - Thats bullshit, i got pictures. Me - Photoshop, blurry or just plain head cut off, AGAIN, WASN'T ME, STOP PLAYIN AND BACKDAFUKUP! *Walks away SMDH! Thinking whoever put this broad up to this ish is going to catch it!* Woman: Nuccka, I'm Bonquisha and I'm gonna need fo you to stop acting like you don't dis! Nucca, I'm pregnant, and you needs to bring yo arse back home! I'm sorry for that ish I did to you back in the day, but nucaa, I'se pregnant now and you need to take care of me and mines! |
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 13:45:33 GMT -5
*Looks at this e-broad like she done lost her complete mind* Me - As Day-Day would say, WHO THE FUK IS YOU!!!!! I don't know you! Woman - Whateva nicca, you didnt say that when you was all up in this!!!!! Me - Sweety, I don't know you, wouldnt touch you because it would rise you up and i don't dig in the gutta for my women. Now walk away and stop tryin to perform. Who ever put you up this gonna catch a hot one. I know Im a BAD BAD Man but damn. Wasn't me. Woman - Thats bullshit, i got pictures. Me - Photoshop, blurry or just plain head cut off, AGAIN, WASN'T ME, STOP PLAYIN AND BACKDAFUKUP! *Walks away SMDH! Thinking whoever put this broad up to this ish is going to catch it!* Woman: Nuccka, I'm Bonquisha and I'm gonna need fo you to stop acting like you don't dis! Nucca, I'm pregnant, and you needs to bring yo arse back home! I'm sorry for that ish I did to you back in the day, but nucaa, I'se pregnant now and you need to take care of me and mines! *Turns back around fully pissed now* Me - I don't get drunk and there is not enough drink to lay down with you. Woman - *fake crying now* It is you baby I'm carrying. I know you is mad at me for tricking wid those other dudes but you the one I luv. Me - *Pissed with a sinister laugh* Stop playin fo real!!! I don't know who put you up to this or who you is but you really need to stop. We can hit the clinic or Maury Povich because |
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 1, 2008 13:54:05 GMT -5
Bonequisha: Well, lets hit the clinic then nucca, cause this baby is yours! I will make the next 9 e-months for you living hayle, and the next 18 yrs cause when this baby is born and the test show you is the pappy, I will make you rue the day you ever fvcked with me!
*slaps the ish out of Da Rock and storms out the door*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Oct 1, 2008 13:56:25 GMT -5
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 14:02:15 GMT -5
Bonequisha: Well, lets hit the clinic then nucca, cause this baby is yours! I will make the next 9 e-months for you living hayle, and the next 18 yrs cause when this baby is born and the test show you is the pappy, I will make you rue the day you ever fvcked with me! *slaps the ish out of Da Rock and storms out the door* * Stares open mouth at this insane broad that just slapped me and catches my self as I pull out my GAT to blast that ass. Checks my self and takes out phone and calls my cuz Dashsika.* Me - Hey you what up? Dashsika - Nuthin, what's up cuz? Me - Im going to need you an your girls to whup an ass for me. Some broad trying to say I got her e-preggers and I know I get around but I don't even know this chick. And you know me, I aint no seed slinger. I keeps that to myself. D - Whatever you need get me the info and well beat that ass. Me - I first need to know that this broad aint preggers so yall don't make her loose her baby. i don't give a shit about her but I wont cause her to loose her baby if she is even preg. you can check that with Hazerville clinic friends righ? i know she a straight hoodrat so she don't have no doctor. D - I make the call now whats her name Me - She said her name was Bonequisha. D - Oh, I know that hoe, she aint preg she just gives it to anyone, and we will beat that ass to find out why she messin with you. Me - Word, go looking out cuz, holla back when you get some info for me. *Hangs up and starts to scheme to figure out who trying to fuk with me, this shit is not going to happen. Im not havin it!* |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 14:13:05 GMT -5
*Pulls up and sees HELLA commotion* Logakal: WT FUCCK is going on in HEA?!?!? *Everybody starts yelling all at once, Dash is holdin 98 back..Lola is holding "Bonquisha???" - Bey is watchin everything like its a tennis match - customers are * Logakal:  TIME DA HELL OUT!!!! Dash<~~Take 98 to the office...She will TEAR this mofo UP...I KNOW MY SIS!! Lola<~~Let Bonquisha go, I don't need a law suit. Bey<~~grab a seat in the Boom BOom room...I'll be with you shortly Barber 2 <~~call T Mo and tell her to come down ASAP *  * *Hair FLIP* |
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Post by dashriprock on Oct 1, 2008 14:16:15 GMT -5
*Pulls up and sees HELLA commotion* Logakal: WT FUCCK is going on in HEA?!?!? *Everybody starts yelling all at once, Dash is holdin 98 back..Lola is holding "Bonquisha???" - Bey is watchin everything like its a tennis match - customers are * Logakal: TIME DA HELL OUT!!!! Dash<~~Take 98 to the office...She will TEAR this mofo UP...I KNOW MY SIS!! Lola<~~Let Bonquisha go, I don't need a law suit. Bey<~~grab a seat in the Boom BOom room...I'll be with you shortly Barber 2 <~~call T Mo and tell her to come down ASAP * * *Hair FLIP**P* You and that Hair FLIP LMAOOOOOOOO See what happens when you out e-fornicating? *P* |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 14:18:29 GMT -5
LMAOOO DASH!!
I can't even get some e-ass without JUICY TEARING UP!!!!!!!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 14:21:16 GMT -5
*Logakal tries to restore order*
Dash: OK L...*glare at Bonquisha and gives her the "It aint ova nigguh* look and wrestles 98 back to the office.
98 @ Dash: OH SHID, I gotta meet with CAM! I need to get outta here anyway cause I'm bout to whoop some e-ass!!!
*98 leaves out the back and heads home*
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Post by Julie Art on Oct 1, 2008 14:22:26 GMT -5
LMAOOO DASH!! I can't even get some e-ass without JUICY TEARING UP!!!!!!! ::DEAD:: *p* I was asked to  *p* |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 14:32:13 GMT -5
LMAO@ JUICY!!!!!!!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 15:16:49 GMT -5
*Pulls up and sees HELLA commotion* Logakal: WT FUCCK is going on in HEA?!?!? *Everybody starts yelling all at once, Dash is holdin 98 back..Lola is holding "Bonquisha???" - Bey is watchin everything like its a tennis match - customers are * Logakal: TIME DA HELL OUT!!!! Dash<~~Take 98 to the office...She will TEAR this mofo UP...I KNOW MY SIS!! Lola<~~Let Bonquisha go, I don't need a law suit. Bey<~~grab a seat in the Boom BOom room...I'll be with you shortly Barber 2 <~~call T Mo and tell her to come down ASAP * * *Hair FLIP*BEY, OK..TY for your patience and understanding......come back tomorrow for an interview. Bonquisha, you REALLY are not my concern/problem...but when ya come up in my shop wit ya shid...you BECAME my problem. Dash is a VERY valuable employess around here...and I WONT ALLOW anything to disrupt my business matters!! So, we will get to the bottom of this!! You come back tomorrow, after I tlak to Dash and find out WTH is going on. *gets a text from 98* OH HELL...Juicy's Event is tonight!! Dammn it! I GOTTA GO! *Logakal leaves in a hurry* |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Oct 1, 2008 16:23:49 GMT -5
<--------Me likey that dress! I'm glad cause I'mma SNATCH IT OFF HER ASS! |
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Post by ~DSTracted by shOES~ on Oct 2, 2008 10:50:58 GMT -5
*comes in to work and walks to my office to replay the tapes from my "girls" day at work and count the money they turned in to make sure it all adds up*
"Ion wanna have to cut a mofo about my money!"
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