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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 15:51:00 GMT -5
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Post by goldenepiphany on Aug 11, 2008 15:53:52 GMT -5
E DNA Lab Test: Helllllllllllllllllo Am I On
Hey E-Steve E-Tommy And E-Carla.... Hey E-Moms
E-Steve: Yes You Are E-on
E-DNA Lab Test: Yes We Have Established E-Paternity For Damies E-Child . The E-Amnio Testing Shows That KAOS Is The E-FATHER
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 16:00:05 GMT -5
E DNA Lab Test: Helllllllllllllllllo Am I On Hey E-Steve E-Tommy And E-Carla.... Hey E-Moms E-Steve: Yes You Are E-on E-DNA Lab Test: Yes We Have Established E-Paternity For Damies E-Child . The E-Amnio Testing Shows That KAOS Is The E-FATHER GTFOH!! I mean, I can COMPLETELY believe it. Kaos Showed up, SEEMINGLY outta nowhere...he was at the new house, the wedding planning, EVERYTHING!! WE was ALL wondering, where and why did he just POP up!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!! So, if this is TRUE...I wanna e-dedicate this to Juicy from Damie... ;D |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 11, 2008 16:04:50 GMT -5
Damie: they been trying that e-DNA thing for 2 irl days.
e-Steve: That's like 2 months OO time isn't it
Damie: exactly - don't nobody believe their tests - they're just haters... but here's the truth of the matter... remember when:
www.onolympus.proboards67.com/index.cgi?board=gf&action=display&thread=3429&page=1#109128
Did you notice also that was the only money that the e-Strippers saw. Remember?
www.onolympus.proboards67.com/index.cgi?board=gf&action=display&thread=3405&page=1#108333
Lana won't answer the question because SHE was the e-Stripper. I didn't know it was her at first, but I caught a glimpse of a lil butterfly tatoo on the back of the e-stripper while... well... let's just say I saw it... and who else wears butterfly avis? Only Lana. Y'all SEENT it.
Didn't y'all notice how much money she spent in Amsterdam? You think she could afford all that on a unpaid actresses salary? Where do you think she got the resources to free up Krystopher Tick? She's been e-stripping... and so have both Destiny's.
THAT'S RIGHT... I SAID IT. Destiny and her other sister Destiny been e-stripping too. That's how they know all the details. Oh they claim to be working their way through school... but asking for them class registration? Ask them for an I.D. card? Ask them for a syllabus... they can't give it to you ... you know why? Cause them niccuhs ain't in school. They e-stripping to pay for fried chicken. That's it.
e-Steve: That was them?
Damie: yep...
Notice that Destiny ain't really hating on Tyrone Rawling Etchings for going to the Bone Room - why? Because in fact SHE was with him in the bone room e-getting it in.
*Gasp her on radio*
Yep that's right... Destiny Spruill Nina Ayte was getting it in with Tyrone Rawling Etchings in the Bone room.
And the other Destiny - she was in there all night wearing false teeth and a mask... actually those teeth might have been hers... but she was wearing a mask and dancing for gas money.
That's what happened e-Steve. And that 5 handed alien? Oh it was an alien alright...an illegal alien.
Look at the seams on the suit... that ain't no alien... it's an old Poly Vinyl Carbonate E.T. uniform that melted in a Warehouse fire that Destiny, Lana, and Destinty stuffed two midget women wrestlers from Mexico...
e-Steve: Oh my goodness
Damie: yeah Destiny don't even let them leave the house - except to pick vegetables from her garden at night
e-Steve: does INS know about this?
Damie: they're getting a fax right now
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Post by goldenepiphany on Aug 11, 2008 16:07:15 GMT -5
E-Steve: So How Did You Find Out it Was Kasos Without E-Testing Him
E-DNA Test Labs...Well They Have A Previous E-Paternity With Juicy and Kos other E-Child
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 16:20:43 GMT -5
^^^ Ummm...OTHER PEOPLE WEAR BUTTERFLY AVIS...I'll tell you WHO...ColorGurlie and JAINEDOUGH!!!! SEE I TOLD YALL HE LIES LIES LIES!!!!  IN FACT...I suspected something between JD and Damie a few e-weeks back when she signed on to help with the wedding and stayed JUST long enough to find out about the B-Party!!! THEN BOUNCED!! See...let me take you back e-Steve: I had to CHECK JD for wearing LINGERIE AROUND DAMIE at the E-Wedding PLANNING!!!! And BTW Ms. Jaine SHOW IT ALL Dough
While you lookin at me all squinty eyed...what kinda e-friend/e-soror would be runnin round wearing Pink Lingerie ALL UP and Around her e-friend/e-sorors e-fiance? HmmmmYou know Damie comin in here back and fourth adding his 11 CENTS!!
GO HOME AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!! [/b][/quote] YEAH...and DAMIE SHO HAD HER ON HIS HEAD..the big one and the LIL one!!!  *Comes in thread and sees Jaine scantily e-clad*
Ms. Logakal have you been making the changes Juicy asked for? I know it seems like alot but this e-wedding is important to her. Look I know we have e-history and people are going to speculate - but I trust you to be professional, stay sharp, be on point, and I'm trusting that you [/size] pink teddy[/color]... I mean THINK steady... I'm trusting that you think steady[/b] [/u]. [/quote][/size] Butterflies prove nothing!! A twenty dollar bill! HA...that's NOTHING! ALL CirCUMstantial EVIDENCE!! ;D |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 11, 2008 16:39:58 GMT -5
Damie: Fine then... just answer the question Lana... have you been faithful to Krystopher? A simple yes or no will do...
...I'll wait.
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 16:41:11 GMT -5
e-Steve: damn Bruh....your story doesn't seem to hold much water...you got any other proof?? I mean, lets tryta get JD on the line and she what she has to say about all this. Logakal: Ummm...e-Steve, why bother? I mean you're wasting your time, I'm sure he's told her to play e-dumb like she has NO clue what you'r talkin about. <e-Tommy calls JD but no answer> Logakal: ;D And besides, listen to him, MASKS, Women stripping for KFC...and ALIENS?!?!  Damie is starting to sound like his cheese dun slid off his cracker. Maybe all the stress of his drama is closing in on him...maybe he's too close to the edge?! I mean..he's even writing you for help e-Steve...a RADIO SHOW. LMAO..Who does that??!?! ;D
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 16:46:47 GMT -5
Damie: Fine then... just answer the question Lana... have you been faithful to Krystopher? A simple yes or no will do...
...I'll wait. I don't have to answer ANYTHING!! But since you must know NO I HAVEN'T BEEN COMPLETELY e-FAITHFUL TO KRYPT!!! NO....in fact... I kissed SEARCH  But I was just trying to save Krypts life!!!!! <cries hysterically> e-Steve: Oh Logakal, I heard all about that. I'm so sorry. I know it's been really hard on you! I commend you...you were willing to do ANYTHING to keep your e-boo alive! You are a e-Heroin in my eyes! DAMIE...BRUH how could you go there?? Logakal: <cries> I can't believe he would stoop so low!!! <cries> <hangs up> e-Steve: Damie...BRUH...HOW COULD U?!?! |
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Post by Julie Art on Aug 11, 2008 16:47:45 GMT -5
I got the e-marriage certificate last week - the e-ceremony is all for show - we're e-married. Which is more than I can say for Y'ALL This is e-true folks. After it was all said and e-done, we did get e-married privately. tee- hee!!!! |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 16:51:58 GMT -5
I got the e-marriage certificate last week - the e-ceremony is all for show - we're e-married. Which is more than I can say for Y'ALL This is e-true folks. After it was all said and e-done, we did get e-married privately. tee- hee!!!! Well then he e-CHEATED ON YOU...with a STRIPPER!! damn SHAME!! |
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Post by Julie Art on Aug 11, 2008 16:56:56 GMT -5
NO, he did not, you e-huzzy! We got e-married AFTER I e-had our son, in the hospital chapel, when no one was e-looking. Get it together! You been sniffing up behind his e-arse, but he is my e-hubby now, understand? MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 11, 2008 16:57:13 GMT -5
This is e-true folks. After it was all said and e-done, we did get e-married privately. tee- hee!!!! Well then he e-CHEATED ON YOU...with a STRIPPER!! damn SHAME!!
...but maybe Krystopher will forgive her. All that really matters is that I'm e-married... and...
...well...
...the rest of y'all ain't. |
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Post by Julie Art on Aug 11, 2008 16:59:48 GMT -5
Well then he e-CHEATED ON YOU...with a STRIPPER!! damn SHAME!!
...but maybe Krystopher will forgive her. All that really matters is that I'm e-married... and...
...well...
...the rest of y'all ain't. So stop e-hating you old e-hags! |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 17:00:35 GMT -5
<the phone lines light up> Caller 1: Yeah Damie dats some punk ass shid you just did!! First you publically humiliate Logakal who did nothing but e-love you, by e-cheating on her wit dat Skank Eager AND gettin Juicy Pregnant!! Dude you make it bad for e-men like me to get a good e-woman like dat!! Caller 2: YEAH...If I catch u in dat streets...it's on DAMIE!! Caller 3: I can't beleive she ever dealt wit you! Logakal...chekc dis out, if dese e-nigguhs can't handle a good e-woman like you...holla at me, my e-number is 555-LOVE!! |
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Post by Julie Art on Aug 11, 2008 17:05:27 GMT -5
*calls in*
I'm e-MRS. DAMIEQUE, and let me set the record straight. Him and I are e-married, and DaHardAway is his e-child. So all you e-haters, please, back up! I'm not e-preggars any more, and I will pass out e-arse whoopings like there is no tomorrow, please believe!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 17:06:22 GMT -5
I got the e-marriage certificate last week - the e-ceremony is all for show - we're e-married. Which is more than I can say for Y'ALL NO, he did not, you e-huzzy! We got e-married AFTER I e-had our son, in the hospital chapel, when no one was e-looking. Get it together! You been sniffing up behind his e-arse, but he is my e-hubby now, understand? MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Logakal calls in from her cell while drving over to Damies to give him some STRAIGHTIN!! > Hmmmmm....SOMEBODY LYING!!!!!!! ONE OF YALL IS e-LYING!!!!!!!! Damie said it was BEFORE da e-WEDDING Juicy sayin git was AFTER da e-WEDDING SOMEBODY e-LYING!!! BUT...Damie has CONFESSED to cheating with a e-Stripper!!!!! AND HE CLAIMIN IT' S ME!! You forgive him Juicy?? ;D He saying dat he KNOWINGLY CHEATED and was under the impression it was ME! Now he can't prove none of it...BUT...Juicy...DO YOU REALIZE WHAT HE SAYING?? He was gone e-cheat wit a stripper cause he e-THOUGHT it was me?? I mean....dont u e-feel some kinda way about that?!?! |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 11, 2008 17:13:30 GMT -5
<the phone lines light up> Caller 1: Yeah Damie dats some punk ass shid you just did!! First you publically humiliate Logakal who did nothing but e-love you, by e-cheating on her wit dat Skank Eager AND gettin Juicy Pregnant!! Dude you make it bad for e-men like me to get a good e-woman like dat!! Caller 2: YEAH...If I catch u in dat streets...it's on DAMIE!! Caller 3: I can't beleive she ever dealt wit you! Logakal...chekc dis out, if dese e-nigguhs can't handle a good e-woman like you...holla at me, my e-number is 555-LOVE!!
Caller 2: If you catch me in the streets... ain't $h!t on except me riding by in vehicles you couldn't afford if your job hired you 5 times for 5 different jobs all at the same time and paid you in Euros. Lame.
Caller 3: You ain't got to do all that playa... just go down to the Gritty Kitty on a Saturday night with a few of these.
Oh wait a minute I forgot... the check cashing place is closed on the weekend so you'll have to wait till the week to get yo tip money. Simp. |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 11, 2008 17:15:03 GMT -5
I got the e-marriage certificate last week - the e-ceremony is all for show - we're e-married. Which is more than I can say for Y'ALL NO, he did not, you e-huzzy! We got e-married AFTER I e-had our son, in the hospital chapel, when no one was e-looking. Get it together! You been sniffing up behind his e-arse, but he is my e-hubby now, understand? MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmmm....SOMEBODY LYING!!!!!!! ONE OF YALL IS e-LYING!!!!!!!! Damie said it was BEFORE da e-WEDDING Juicy sayin git was AFTER da e-WEDDING SOMEBODY e-LYING!!! BUT...Damie has CONFESSED to cheating with a e-Stripper!!!!! AND HE CLAIMIN IT' S ME!! You forgive him Juicy?? ;D He saying dat he KNOWINGLY CHEATED and was under the impression it was ME! Now he can't prove none of it...BUT...Juicy...DO YOU REALIZE WHAT HE SAYING?? He was gone e-cheat wit a stripper cause he e-THOUGHT it was me?? I mean....dont u e-feel some kinda way about that?!?! *in best announcer voice* For those of you following at home, the alleged Mr and Mrs Que are telling vastly different stories regarding the timing of the wedding. First the smell test confirming paternity, now this flub. That's gonna cost them points with the judges. They do NOT appear to have rehearsed their story well enough to fool the viewing public. Additionally, did anyone else catch this? Mr Que alleges that Ms. ICM is LL in disguise but doesn't refute sleeping with her. Well then he e-CHEATED ON YOU...with a STRIPPER!! damn SHAME!!
...but maybe Krystopher will forgive her. All that really matters is that I'm e-married... and...
...well...
...the rest of y'all ain't. So, that leaves this announcer asking, who got cheated on Juicy or LL? Back to you Jim............................................. |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 11, 2008 17:18:10 GMT -5
I got the e-marriage certificate last week - the e-ceremony is all for show - we're e-married. Which is more than I can say for Y'ALL NO, he did not, you e-huzzy! We got e-married AFTER I e-had our son, in the hospital chapel, when no one was e-looking. Get it together! You been sniffing up behind his e-arse, but he is my e-hubby now, understand? MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Logakal calls in from her cell while drving over to Damies to give him some STRAIGHTIN!! > Hmmmmm....SOMEBODY LYING!!!!!!! ONE OF YALL IS e-LYING!!!!!!!! Damie said it was BEFORE da e-WEDDING Juicy sayin git was AFTER da e-WEDDING SOMEBODY e-LYING!!! BUT...Damie has CONFESSED to cheating with a e-Stripper!!!!! AND HE CLAIMIN IT' S ME!! You forgive him Juicy?? ;D He saying dat he KNOWINGLY CHEATED and was under the impression it was ME! Now he can't prove none of it...BUT...Juicy...DO YOU REALIZE WHAT HE SAYING?? He was gone e-cheat wit a stripper cause he e-THOUGHT it was me?? I mean....dont u e-feel some kinda way about that?!?!
*Damie and Juicy wave at the e-haters*
...would be out in full force.
And I REALIZED it was you after I saw your tatoo - I didn't select you. Remember? Bigs did all the arrangement. Nice try Iced Mocha. |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 11, 2008 17:21:51 GMT -5
Good point Destiny... Logakal has NOT refuted that she is ICM. Not once. For that matter - you've never answered the charges against you. Mainly, that all THREE of you were hired to dance at my e-bachelor party. None of you have denied smuggling illegal alien midgets into the U.S. either. And there's no need to...
...we know you got them in basement sewing together knock-off Louis V hand bags for the flea market during the day, and picking vegetables out your garden by night
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 11, 2008 17:27:53 GMT -5
And Cindy, what evidence have you that the Killa D's are strippers? I understand you pimp yourself out for a warm place to sleep but that ain't how we roll. Got you some e-insurance yet? Got a stable job yet? Got some money of yo own yet? You know you only wanna be JuJu baby daddy cause you remember that Dave Chappelle skit about him getting rich knocking up Oprah.
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 17:28:04 GMT -5
<logakal calls back in> I got a few questions for Damie...since he SO sure it was me.... Ummm...Damie...first of ALL you CHEATED! You had relations wit a Stripper or someone you thought was a stripper...all the other stuff is irrelevant! Question...when u saw the tattoo on this stripper....and u THOUGHT it was me...did you a. STOP and jump up like "OH NO...I was perfectly prepared to have e-sex with a total stranger that I know nothing about her past e-sexual history...BUT NOT A WOMAN WHO I KNOW is a e-virgin...I MUST GO NOW!" <~~WELL WE ALL KNOW YOU DIDN'T STOP...LMAO b. "Say...OMG...I THINK this is Logakal...damn...I have been wanting her all this time" and then just completely enjoy yourself c. Realize...this is Logakal...I wanted to be her e-first anyway...and yeah, I know that should be SPECIAL, but I'm DAMIE...and I'm so damn e-selfish...I'd actually take advantacge of her, HAVE HER FIRST e-time be ruined...and then run off to my e-wife and STOMP her DOWN EVEN more by trying to DESTROY her chances at HAPPIENESS!!!!!! I'm just SAYING?!?! IF U THOUGHT IT WAS ME..... WHAT WAS YOUR MINDSET DAMIE?!?!?!? |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 11, 2008 17:35:56 GMT -5
And Cindy, what evidence have you that the Killa D's are strippers?
...ahem... but I realize you don't set the hours of operation for the Gritty Kitty. The e-insurance is another thing altogether - with Trunks back - there'll have to be a discussion about the life insurance e-policy I took out on her before she left. Of course I do... and you know this... I wasn't stuffing confetti in your garter belt at my party. ;D I respect Juicy's career accomplishments and her skill as an actress... it is true that her income affords me a lifestyle that I can't afford on my own with my loss of my job as Head of Studio - but that has nothing to do with anything. |
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 11, 2008 17:39:40 GMT -5
I categorically deny that I, Destiny Olivia Hedrick Ninevah, was hired to perform at your bachelor party PURP.
SO THERE! Happy?
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 17:40:11 GMT -5
Caller 4: YEAH...when you thought it was her...what did you do Damie??? Why didnt you stop or hell...why was you having e-sex wit a stripper in the first place?? Caller 5: So damn Damie...you gone buy Juicy a big Purple "Kobe F'ed UP" Diamond like you bought for Logakal? Juicy..when you gone realize...the same way you got him...is the same way you gone lose him! Yall aint been amrried but a hot second and he cheatin all ready!! Most men wait till it get's old and boring...OH I just answered my own question about why he CHEATIN on you ALREADY  Caller 6: Juicy...you are an embaressment to all the STRONG BLACK e-SISTAS...how u gone put up with this?? Second thought... damn Damie...you must got that GREAT GREAT!! Shid...I got a lil change in my pocket...come show a sista what's up boo!  Caller 7: YA CANT TURN A e-HO INTO A e-HOUSE HUBBY!! dats all I'm saying Caller 8: I bet Juicy gone wanna fight Logakal NOW when HER man is da one who cheated! Dat's how they all do...go after the e-woman! But she betta worry about Trunksie, cause she comin fo dat e-ASS!!!!!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 11, 2008 17:40:58 GMT -5
<logakal calls back in> I got a few questions for Damie...since he SO sure it was me.... Ummm...Damie...first of ALL you CHEATED! You had relations wit a Stripper or someone you thought was a stripper...all the other stuff is irrelevant! Question...when u saw the tattoo on this stripper....and u THOUGHT it was me...did you a. STOP and jump up like "OH NO...I was perfectly prepared to have e-sex with a total stranger that I know nothing about her past e-sexual history...BUT NOT A WOMAN WHO I KNOW is a e-virgin...I MUST GO NOW!" <~~WELL WE ALL KNOW YOU DIDN'T STOP...LMAO b. "Say...OMG...I THINK this is Logakal...damn...I have been wanting her all this time" and then just completely enjoy yourself c. Realize...this is Logakal...I wanted to be her e-first anyway...and yeah, I know that should be SPECIAL, but I'm DAMIE...and I'm so damn e-selfish...I'd actually take advantacge of her, HAVE HER FIRST e-time be ruined...and then run off to my e-wife and STOMP her DOWN EVEN more by trying to DESTROY her chances at HAPPIENESS!!!!!! I'm just SAYING?!?! IF U THOUGHT IT WAS ME..... WHAT WAS YOUR MINDSET DAMIE?!?!?!?
What are you going to do then? You gonna say, well if Damie thought it was me why didn't he stop? LOL. is that how you're going to avoid answering the question? It's cool you don't have to answer. Your refusal to say yes or no - says ALL that needs to be said. |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Aug 11, 2008 17:43:53 GMT -5
Logakal: A B OR C NUKKAH!!!!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 11, 2008 17:45:15 GMT -5
I categorically deny that I, Destiny Olivia Hedrick Ninevah, was hired to perform at your bachelor party PURP. SO THERE! Happy?
damn shame. |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 11, 2008 17:47:19 GMT -5
Logakal: A B OR C NUKKAH!!!!
...easy questions that Krypt is going to ask...
...easy questions that won't be so easy to dodge... |
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and honestly, that's the income I look forward to the most. 
HmmmmYou know Damie comin in here back and fourth adding his 11 CENTS!!
But I was just trying to save Krypts life!!!!! 
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