Bigs
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Post by Bigs on Aug 6, 2008 7:16:17 GMT -5
Its going down at Bigs house, as we're doing it big for Damie's e-bachelor party. I would love to welcome yall into my house, but yall might get kinda rowdy so the event has been moved to my pool house....  Come on in, drop a $20 in the house fund (its open bar, live band until the $trippa$, and all you can eat) Anything come up missing and I'm whooping some azz....... Enjoy....  I'm already on these  and this....  |
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Post by Coach on Aug 6, 2008 9:40:44 GMT -5
Red Stripe...Hoorah Beer!!!
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Post by T-Rex91 on Aug 6, 2008 9:45:54 GMT -5
*walks through Bigs' place to check it out* Nice place you got here Bigs! Too bad your boys gonna EFF THIS ISH UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *on closer inspection, sees indentations of many stiletto heels in the bar top* I take that back. Looks like the place has been tested  . |
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Post by Cambist on Aug 6, 2008 9:53:38 GMT -5
RED STRIPE! Yep....it's on!
Hey Big...put some Sam Adams on ice for EPUN....he might sense free SA and swing by!
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Post by Julie Art on Aug 6, 2008 11:30:07 GMT -5
*makes mental note of strippers and beer*
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Post by Iced Cafe Mocha on Aug 6, 2008 12:07:10 GMT -5
*calls Big on the Phone*
Mr. Wham: Hello May I speak to Bigs.
Bigs: This is Bigs
Mr: OK...I got you the Rent 2 Get 2 FREE Deal we talked about.
Bigs: I still can't believe that deal man!
Mr: Yeah, well the economy is slow and these gulz can't get to work.
Bigs: I can understand that, so who do I have.
Mr: We send who can come, don't worry, 2 of the girls is Top Notch
most uv um all rolls togetha.
Bigs: Cool, so when should I expect them?
Mr: Well, you know negras be runnin late...they gotta wash they ass and dry they Thongs and what not, they should be there shortly. The DJ is comin to set up.
He'll warm thangs up a bit. His name is DJ Iz BrokeAzzHell.
Bigs: WHAT Kinda name is that?
Mr: Da nigguh is Broke Ass Hell! Give him whatcha can. He will work fa food though.
Bigs: Aiight...I thinkI see him pullin up. Let me get my folks on the phone.
PEACE!
Mr: Bye den nigguh!
<DJ comes in and sets up an throws on the first song>
DJ: damn nigguh - dis a bomb ass spot u got! Yall got some chicken?
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Post by Treach on Aug 6, 2008 12:12:45 GMT -5
<~~Puts $20 on the bar, grabs a red stripe, counts out some singles and eagerly anticipates the arrival of the entertainment. (by the way, I was just counting out singles...don't mean i'm tippin'....if they don't have tipable stunts they get no tips). BIG....nice place oh by the way I'm TREACH. CONGRATS DAMIE!!!!
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Post by goldenepiphany on Aug 6, 2008 12:26:22 GMT -5
*Wants To Get A Lap Dance*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Aug 6, 2008 12:29:30 GMT -5
<~~Puts $20 on the bar, grabs a red stripe, counts out some singles and eagerly anticipates the arrival of the entertainment. (by the way, I was just counting out singles...don't mean i'm tippin'....if they don't have tipable stunts they get no tips). BIG....nice place oh by the way I'm TREACH. CONGRATS DAMIE!!!!I got yo lap dance!!!  LMAO! I'm watchin yo arse!   |
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Post by Treach on Aug 6, 2008 12:32:49 GMT -5
<~~Puts $20 on the bar, grabs a red stripe, counts out some singles and eagerly anticipates the arrival of the entertainment. (by the way, I was just counting out singles...don't mean i'm tippin'....if they don't have tipable stunts they get no tips). BIG....nice place oh by the way I'm TREACH. CONGRATS DAMIE!!!!I got yo lap dance!!! LMAO! I'm watchin yo arse! SECURITY!!!!! |
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Post by Cambist on Aug 6, 2008 12:36:45 GMT -5
<== drinks another Red Stripe
Hey, I want to see her get a lapdance.....i'll pay for it if she gets neked with the stripper while she dances....
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Post by Iced Cafe Mocha on Aug 6, 2008 12:41:14 GMT -5
*first 2 strippers arrive* <Iced Cafe Mocha rings the door bell while Wild Cherry gets her stuff out the car>  <Big answers>  Bigs: damn!! damn!! damn!! Who you be? ICM: Judgin from yo exterior...I guess you're Bigs . I'm Iced Cafe Mocha from Wham Bam Entertainment and we're here for the Bachelors party. Dat's Wild Cherry in da car. Where is the dressing area please? Bigs: It's right in the back...why you got on a da dark stunnas? Lemme see dat pretty face. (Bigs reaches for the mask and ICM grabs his firm! ICM: Sir I'mma hafta ask you to NOT do that! As well as ANY of your guest! Please and THANK YOU! Bigs: OK...no prob...my BAD! Ummm...follow me... ICM: Looks back and sees Wild Cherry walking up. Wild Cherry: GUL...dis nice. Dese mens must be PAID! |
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Post by Damie's Entertainment on Aug 6, 2008 12:44:41 GMT -5
Wild Cherry iz he-yuh!
Can I get'sum OE? ?I gotta get my mind right 2 work fo DIS MONEY!
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Post by Iced Cafe Mocha on Aug 6, 2008 12:47:27 GMT -5
*ICM and WC walk in with a SLOOOOWWWW FIERCE ASS STROLL*
<the DJ immediately puts on the most appropriate song>
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Post by Cambist on Aug 6, 2008 12:51:20 GMT -5
**Walks over to ICM , reaches in his pocket and whispers in her ear...**
Cam: Hey, I don't want to be a part of the wolf pack. At some point, you and that elocutionary challenged partner of yours should take a one hour break and let the DJ play.
**flashes the $100 bill**
Cam: You think you can make that happen?
ICM: Yeah daddy....I can make that happen. Just let me ask Damie.
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Treach
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Post by Treach on Aug 6, 2008 12:52:12 GMT -5
Wow...those are some nice strippers. Let me put my singles away and get these $50's out. That Mocha Iced Frappacino looks real hot. I'm definitely getting a lap dance from her.
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Post by Iced Cafe Mocha on Aug 6, 2008 12:53:18 GMT -5
*ICM pulls out her phone and calls the other 2 Strippers*
ICM: Where are yall?
2: We on our way girl, you know did heffa and her big ass, she dun snapped another thong. I'm glad I brought my sewing kit! You sho we got the right address? Ain't dat in the Uppity Nergo side of town??
ICM: Yep, I know the area real well, are you lost?
2: No, she mapquested it, we should be there in about 20 mins. I gotta get some gas, we riding on fumes. I hope dem bougie ass nikkuhs is paying. I got babysittin bills to pay!
ICM: OK, well just get her as fast as possible. WC tryna get a OE.
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Post by Iced Cafe Mocha on Aug 6, 2008 12:55:01 GMT -5
*ICM winks at Cam and Treach...then walks to the back* ICM: Hold tight fellas, well be back real soon  |
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Post by Coach on Aug 6, 2008 13:03:24 GMT -5
**comes in the crib with EBT card and food stamps in hand singing Pastor Troy**
We ready! We ready! We ready!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Aug 6, 2008 13:07:16 GMT -5
Aight Fellas - I see some of y'all ain't get the memo...
Damie don't want to see no bills bigger than a 20
*Glares at Treach and Cam*
We're in a recession and gas is like $4 a gallon... make them work for it dammit. I heard they dance good, but that don't mean they're good with numbers...
*Sits down and waits for dancers with one single solitary $1 bill as bait*
[$1 () $1]
We know they're probably working their way through school...
...so I suggest we offer several One-dollar scholarhips.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Damie's Entertainment on Aug 6, 2008 13:09:00 GMT -5
*ICM winks at Cam and Treach...then walks to the back* ICM: Hold tight fellas, well be back real soon (in da back room gettin ready) ICM, GUL... I hope dey'z payed!!! Cuz Im tryin 2 get me'z sum new puppies!!! U knowz nuccaz pays for da big puppies! U thank dey bout ready yet??? |
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Post by Treach on Aug 6, 2008 13:11:44 GMT -5
Aight Fellas - I see some of y'all ain't get the memo...
Damie don't want to see no bills bigger than a 20
*Glares at Treach and Cam*
We're in a recession and gas is like $4 a gallon... make them work for it dammit. I heard they dance good, but that don't mean they're good with numbers...
*Sits down and waits for dancers with one single solitary $1 bill as bait*
[$1 () $1]
We know they're probably working their way through school...
...so I suggest we offer several One-dollar scholarhips.
;D ;D ;D ;D Damie....since it's your Bachelor Party and I'm not one to buck the system then I'm putting the $50's away. One dollar scholarships it is. Unless the Mocha Iced Frappachino does something wild. *Starts chanting for "Mocha Mocha Mocha"* |
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Post by Iced Cafe Mocha on Aug 6, 2008 13:15:49 GMT -5
<DJ Makes ANnouncement> OK MEN and Woman! ARE YOU READY?!?!? Now, I know most of you know how this works but for those who don't...these ladies WORK for TIPS! NO MONEY...NO DANCE!  i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff337/CBUnknownBC/15885_face_on_a_20_dollar_bill.jpg^^ These are the only Dollars they SEE!^^ Hold it out 1 if you want her to come over...then pay 2 bills for a lap dance. GOT IT?? SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Coming to the Stage is Wild CHERRYYYYY and Iced CAFE MOCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA!!! |
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Post by Treach on Aug 6, 2008 13:17:35 GMT -5
<----holding out 2- $50 dollar bills (I'm so weak....Don't judge me).
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Post by Coach on Aug 6, 2008 13:17:53 GMT -5
I'm trying to see ICM & WC do something strange a lil bit of change...!! Tell em to hurry up...
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Post by Damie's Entertainment on Aug 6, 2008 13:21:48 GMT -5
<----holding out 2- $50 dollar bills (I'm so weak....Don't judge me). Gimme dem 50s! (Ion tell if you wont!) Watch me make IT clap!!!! I know ya llllllliiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkeeeeeee it!  |
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Post by Cambist on Aug 6, 2008 13:21:53 GMT -5
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Post by Cambist on Aug 6, 2008 13:22:08 GMT -5
I just made it rain!!
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Post by Iced Cafe Mocha on Aug 6, 2008 13:22:39 GMT -5
ICM Walks over to the Guest of Honor... ICM: you're moneys no good here sir... <stands in front of Damie and>  |
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Post by Treach on Aug 6, 2008 13:24:53 GMT -5
<----holding out 2- $50 dollar bills (I'm so weak....Don't judge me). Gimme dem 50s! (Ion tell if you wont!) Watch me make IT clap!!!! I know ya llllllliiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkeeeeeee it! I like it but I think I just got jacked.......SECURITY!!!! |
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