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Post by what on Jul 18, 2008 0:45:14 GMT -5
I think it's sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy! Too all those who have smited me...thanks! Haters, you gotta love 'em!  |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Jul 18, 2008 5:12:55 GMT -5
I think it's sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy! Too all those who have smited me...thanks! Haters, you gotta love 'em! U r NOT campaigning for SMITES?  R u?  |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Jul 18, 2008 6:49:30 GMT -5
*Gets a number and gets in the line to SMITE Lady What*
*Looks at ticket number*
damn... I'm number 38... this is gonna take awhile
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Post by T-Rex91 on Jul 18, 2008 7:51:45 GMT -5
WOOOOOOOW.........Y'know, everyday I open up OOA and NEVER know what I'm gonna find  ! Thanks for the laughs! |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Jul 18, 2008 7:57:53 GMT -5
*Looks at DSTO*
Well? Are you gonna take a number and get in line or not?
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Post by T-Rex91 on Jul 18, 2008 8:03:18 GMT -5
*Eyeballs Damie*
So many smiteworthy candidates, so few hours in a day. I have a smite/exalt plan and don't have sufficient beef with "What" to deviate from it. Sorry bruh, using my powers of evil elsewhere!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Jul 18, 2008 8:14:42 GMT -5
*Looks down at ticket and thinks about it*
Yeah you're probably right... I actually like Lady What so - I guess I won't smite her...
...this time.
But the next time she go beggin for it - oooooooh - she gon' get it.
*Puts ticket in pocket and walks off*
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jul 18, 2008 9:07:12 GMT -5
*thinks this is some freaky S&M type ish*
People standing in line waiting to give What some smite ...hmmmm
Smiteomasticos??
*takes number and stands in line*
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Post by DSTspr98 on Jul 18, 2008 9:11:26 GMT -5
*Eyeballs Damie*So many smiteworthy candidates, so few hours in a day. I have a smite/exalt plan and don't have sufficient beef with "What" to deviate from it. Sorry bruh, using my powers of evil elsewhere! Way to stay with the goals, Soror!. LMAO! We have to be ever vigilant about at least 1 and we're not far off on the others. |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jul 18, 2008 9:13:02 GMT -5
Someone Smited me Why??? I do nothing to nobody |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Jul 18, 2008 9:20:47 GMT -5
I got smited twice since yesterday Reign... afterall the entertainment I provide they still hate me yo...
...by the way save my place in line. 'Ppreciate it.
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Post by DSTspr98 on Jul 18, 2008 9:27:56 GMT -5
Someone Smited me Why??? I do nothing to nobody Awwww Reign.... I may have spare Exalt laying around here somewhere 4 ya. I rather enjoy some of your posts. I used my exalt on a Soror this morning, with her crazy self. Will hit ya off wif one shortly.  |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jul 18, 2008 9:31:16 GMT -5
^^^ Thanks 98  *Wonders what freaky position 98 represents* *comes to the front of the line and sees What laying in a leather swing* *What's assistant gives Reign a mask with a rubber ball attached to it* Uh??? Damie needs to hurry up and get back in line <----- is getting scared |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Jul 18, 2008 9:35:31 GMT -5
*Sees whips and a half gallon container of Astro glide fall out of one of the boxes that Lady What's assistant is carrying. Decides to make a quick u-turn into the e-McDonalds*
You know - instead of smiting Lady What in that oh so Medeval way, I think I'm gonna go get a McGriddle...
...yeah...
...McGriddle.
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Post by DSTspr98 on Jul 18, 2008 9:38:24 GMT -5
^^^ Thanks 98 *Wonders what freaky position 98 represents* *comes to the front of the line and sees What laying in a leather swing* *What's assistant gives Reign a mask with a rubber ball attached to it* Uh??? Damie needs to hurry up and get back in line <----- is getting scared LOL, ROFL, LMAO... I take 5 mins to respond in anotha thread to come back and find you went to S & M on me. *SMH* Exalt!  |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jul 18, 2008 9:46:10 GMT -5
*Reign sees Damie making an exit*
That fool chickened out .. I'm leaving too
*Reign tries to get out of line but is man handled by What's 4 foot assistant*
What's Assistant: Its your turn now, there is no turning back
RM: Naw I'm cool I don't wanna smite her
What's Assistant: Its TOO LATE!!
* What's Assistant drops Reigns and pulls the mask with the ball over his head, Reign tries to break free but the assistant is surpising strong for her size. She throws Reign at What's feet and forcing him to bow at her feet. *
*What liftes Reign up and pulls him close*
SMITE ME NOW!!
*What gives Reign the Smitepole *
RM: Oh GOD NO... ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!!
*what channels Grace Jones and slaps the ish out of RM and her assistant slaps him on the butt with a large black paddle.*
SMITE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
*Reign breaks down crying and begins to smite What repeatedly between the legs and mouth*
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Post by T-Rex91 on Jul 18, 2008 9:52:02 GMT -5
Reign,
You are one hilarious, freaky dude! when I get my powers back, i may have to exalt you!
Damie,
You're my boy so you're already in the exalt rotation:)
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Post by what on Jul 18, 2008 9:56:33 GMT -5
This is e-sexually exhilarating. weird. Smiting, is like smacking my e-azz.......I wonder can I reach Nupey status....
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jul 18, 2008 9:57:58 GMT -5
^^ I smited you till I was drained... <--------- feels e-violated  |
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Post by what on Jul 18, 2008 10:02:33 GMT -5
Anyways, Reign, I am now your e-mistress.........Damie, you know the rules, lick my e-shoes! Now!
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Post by DSTspr98 on Jul 18, 2008 10:08:31 GMT -5
Anyways, Reign, I am now your e-mistress.........Damie, you know the rules, lick my e-shoes! Now! Girl u on this mornin! |
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Post by DSTspr98 on Jul 18, 2008 10:12:05 GMT -5
Reign, You are one hilarious, freaky dude! when I get my powers back, i may have to exalt you! Damie, You're my boy so you're already in the exalt rotation:) Damie already know he's part of the Killa Ds goal # 2 for Exalts. Well as LEAST he SHOULD know...Ah well. Ya know now dammit, Sir Damie!  |
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Post by what on Jul 18, 2008 10:13:05 GMT -5
^^And u know this MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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Post by what on Jul 18, 2008 10:14:27 GMT -5
^^ I smited you till I was drained... <--------- feels e-violated *Gives Reign and Damie a spiked collar* Put this on.......now! You've been a very very bad boy!! |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 18, 2008 15:16:24 GMT -5
<~Walked in
::::DEAD::::
<~Ghosts walks out
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Post by B Strugg on Jul 18, 2008 20:10:28 GMT -5
I'm not gonna let u go out like that e-soror!!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 18, 2008 22:36:15 GMT -5
Poor Reign:   |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jul 21, 2008 10:45:59 GMT -5
::Dead:: @ above Yes Mistress... * starts licking boot* |
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 21, 2008 11:00:12 GMT -5
REIGN SHOW SOME DIGNITY!!!!  AND U IN A DRESS NICCUH?!?! NO NO NO!!!!! MAN UP...REACH DOWN IN YO PANTS AND GRAB UM REIGN!! ;D ;D |
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Post by ReignMan19 on Jul 21, 2008 11:02:27 GMT -5
only if the e-mistress tells me too... * crawls to dog bowl and begins to eat * |
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R u? 
! Thanks for the laughs!
