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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 15, 2008 15:30:50 GMT -5
*pause LOL *play B*tch! I ain't on no medicine! It's them fumes coming from your stank box that are upseting my stomach! *pause* LMAO@ Why doest thout tempt me so?!?! *play* AH HA!! That's the problem Eager, how do you expect to get better if you won't take the e-prescription?? NOW...I KNOW you don't have a problem with SWALLOWING.So, out of my own concern for the men and women of Hazerville...and because I'm such a e-Humanitarian...I got with some of the Engineers at the company my e-Boo owns to help you out. I figured you must forget to take them with you b/c you jump in and outta so many e-cars...DUH! So here...this lil Guy has a GPS tracking system and he's gonna hunt you down, no matter what sewer you dwell in... OPEN HIMSELF UP...AND DROP A FEW LOADS DOWN YA THROAT!!!!! ;DSEE...I'm really a nice e-person!!
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Post by DSTspr98 on Jul 15, 2008 15:36:21 GMT -5
^^^^^ What in the HELL?!?!?!? How da hell & where da hell u find a runnin pill bottle? Is it running towards Eager or away?? What we gon' do with this?
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Post by T-Rex91 on Jul 15, 2008 15:50:42 GMT -5
*SMH*
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Post by B Strugg on Jul 15, 2008 16:01:00 GMT -5
wow
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Post by Julie Art on Jul 15, 2008 16:16:41 GMT -5
Come on babe
*Glares at Logakal*
Let's go somewhere where the people don't insist on trying to get you all worked up. Agreed! *starts walking with Damie, sees what Krypt just did* Negro, oh no you didn't Krypt! Like someone e-scared of you. I can e-handle you with my e-pinky toe. *turns to Damie* Tell 'em, he better ask somebody. They don't e-know who they dealing with. *looks over at Krypt* You betta make the Logakal Khoice and ask 'bout me before you try and see me, partna. (lol in real laugh, you all are stooopppiiidddd!)
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 15, 2008 16:18:00 GMT -5
*puts chewing gum on e-thank you card I didn't even see this!! The e-uncouthness. That's so Jamie Lee Curtis in trading Places-Low Class --Hookerish of you!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 15, 2008 16:22:55 GMT -5
Come on babe
*Glares at Logakal*
Let's go somewhere where the people don't insist on trying to get you all worked up. Agreed! *starts walking with Damie, sees what Krypt just did* Negro, oh no you didn't Krypt! Like someone e-scared of you. I can e-handle you with my e-pinky toe. *turns to Damie* Tell 'em, he better ask somebody. They don't e-know who they dealing with. *looks over at Krypt* You betta make the Logakal Khoice and ask 'bout me before you try and see me, partna. (lol in real laugh, you all are stooopppiiidddd!) JUICY!! This is unlike you...threatening violence...you're usually calm and collected. It's the exalts Juicy! Listen to ME...I've been there. You become very tense and hostile. Next you're Smiting any and everyone for little reason. And next is to physically ASSAULT!! Juicy, you're demonstrating almost all the side effects. I mean...Damie is a grown man..yet here you are being restrained. Where's the class Juicy...where's the class?? ::SMH:: damn shame...
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Post by goldenepiphany on Jul 16, 2008 10:53:11 GMT -5
Wait yall still @ the mixer....
To E-Cliff Notes Thread
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Post by Julie Art on Jul 16, 2008 14:04:31 GMT -5
Agreed! *starts walking with Damie, sees what Krypt just did* Negro, oh no you didn't Krypt! Like someone e-scared of you. I can e-handle you with my e-pinky toe. *turns to Damie* Tell 'em, he better ask somebody. They don't e-know who they dealing with. *looks over at Krypt* You betta make the Logakal Khoice and ask 'bout me before you try and see me, partna. (lol in real laugh, you all are stooopppiiidddd!) JUICY!! This is unlike you...threatening violence...you're usually calm and collected. It's the exalts Juicy! Listen to ME...I've been there. You become very tense and hostile. Next you're Smiting any and everyone for little reason. And next is to physically ASSAULT!! Juicy, you're demonstrating almost all the side effects. I mean...Damie is a grown man..yet here you are being restrained. Where's the class Juicy...where's the class?? ::SMH:: damn shame... Girl, boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. OK, you still e-new to town, so you don't know how I e-get down when upset. Ain't got nothing to do with exalts, you the only one addicted to that e-crap. *waddles out and leaves*
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Post by QueenOH on Jul 16, 2008 14:13:57 GMT -5
*Queen comes in the place with a super soaker filled with Red Koolaid. She takes aim and sprays everyone in the place*
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 16, 2008 15:30:02 GMT -5
<~Just wondering when e-VITAMINS were used to CALM folks down..DATS ALL I'm SAYING...Hmmm mmmm
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Post by THE emPRISS on Jul 16, 2008 21:18:50 GMT -5
*pings Kryptik on his blackberry* Dont forget my cut after you cut....that's just the way it works around OOA-ville. Nothing goes down without breaking off the Priss. Nothing Strap up. Ummmm...ou not working for Priss are you?? I'm not dealing with her at ALL! And yes...I'm fine to drive...where to? *overhears thru Kryp's wire* SMH...when will she get it? She just doesnt get it....stuck on stupid that one...
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Post by THE emPRISS on Jul 16, 2008 21:21:32 GMT -5
No M'am... Trust me, I am an independent contractor and my services are only offered to those that "really" deserve them! And we will know when we get there. I know you bettah have my damn money.... *thinks: these newbies think this is ATL on that "nu-nu shyt* *calls her secret assassin who took out the OO Awards when folks didnt act right* These newbies just dont know....shame Imma have to do it to 'em
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Post by THE emPRISS on Jul 16, 2008 21:23:32 GMT -5
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Post by THE emPRISS on Jul 16, 2008 21:27:45 GMT -5
ME and Krypt You're working on e-whoredom Hmm.... maybe she can be the spokes-ho for my new rent-em-ho's business.... *calls Logakal....* I have an e-proposition for you. I will not accept no for an answer An e-lucrative career or your e-life. Choose one.
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Post by Kryptik on Jul 16, 2008 21:52:25 GMT -5
Ummmm...ou not working for Priss are you?? I'm not dealing with her at ALL! And yes...I'm fine to drive...where to? *overhears thru Kryp's wire* SMH...when will she get it? She just doesnt get it....stuck on stupid that one... <--- Looks at his Blackberry thinking "I thought this was just a friendly gift! " <---I probably should stop using this... no telling if "someone" trying to check my messages... <---Throws Blackberry out the car window! (Similar to how my shimmy was so easily discarded! LOL)
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Post by B Strugg on Jul 16, 2008 21:56:30 GMT -5
LMAO..yall are nuts!! LMAO
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Post by THE emPRISS on Jul 16, 2008 22:04:36 GMT -5
*tracking device on Kryp's BB goes off* *looks up from her Pimps R Us Vol 2* *sigh* I see Imma have to tag a simp today *double clap* My shades and my Busa. Now. *puts on black catsuit and places call to her OO Awards connect* Yea, I know they werent on OO and have no idea of your.... *muffle* yes, yes....I know gas is high, Im prepared to...*muffled* WHAT?! Negroid....dontfoolmedayboy...oh ok, that's better...*laughs* Yea, the OO Awards were a "blast"...BWHAHAHAHA....yea, they just wont "play" right and Im tired of it...yea, Juicy took care of that....you know how that goes...yea, yea....meet me at the spot. YES! I will fill up your gas tank! damn! *hangs up* Everyone has a hustle....smh Keys! Boris!! NOW! (yea as in Kodjoe....he's on my roster too...recognize beeshes!!!)
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Post by DSTspr98 on Jul 16, 2008 22:17:07 GMT -5
*tracking device on Kryp's BB goes off* *looks up from her Pimps R Us Vol 2* *sigh* I see Imma have to tag a simp today *double clap* My shades and my Busa. Now. *puts on black catsuit and places call to her OO Awards connect* Yea, I know they werent on OO and have no idea of your.... *muffle* yes, yes....I know gas is high, Im prepared to...*muffled* WHAT?! Negroid....dontfoolmedayboy...oh ok, that's better...*laughs* Yea, the OO Awards were a "blast"...BWHAHAHAHA....yea, they just wont "play" right and Im tired of it...yea, Juicy took care of that....you know how that goes...yea, yea....meet me at the spot. YES! I will fill up your gas tank! damn! *hangs up* Everyone has a hustle....smh Keys! Boris!! NOW! (yea as in Kodjoe....he's on my roster too...recognize beeshes!!!) Aww Hell! I heard of this legendary PIMPSTRESS called Priss. (pullin up a seat to watch her in action) *Don't mind me Soror... I'm preparing to attend your next available workshop.... P.I.T. (Pimpstress In Training)
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Post by THE emPRISS on Jul 16, 2008 22:28:12 GMT -5
*pause* DEAD @ P.I.T *play* These people just passin' the left and pumpin' to the right.... Changin' siggies by day and by night...I aint havin' it. I.... WANT.... MY...... MONEY.....
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 16, 2008 22:43:36 GMT -5
PRISS...DA OONNNLLYY reason I didn't SHUT down Priss' Place last time is b/c Damie woulda went dow too! WELL GUESS WHAT...DAMIE AIN'T MINE NO MO! So Lemme Splain somethin to ya PRRIISSSSY! I can understand from your business perspective that I am a hot commodity... I mean..look at me I'm young, fly, flashy and heavily sought after. shit, IF I was me, I'd want me too! I'm da Angelina Jolie of dis game...men and women want me I'm da Beyonce of dis huur...women and men wanna be me So, I am deeply flattered by the aggresivness of your offer! I mean...you ready to kill me if I won't join ya team!! Dat's da sweetest thing I've heard all day! BUT KNOW DIS! My DADDY was PIMPIN, befo yo Daddy was SIMPIN! Most of yo old PIMP lines was read to me fa bedtime!Now...yo STABLE and LOOKIN so STABLE ABEL. Damie Knockin Up da customers & Huey leavin um unsatisfied! Take care of Home before you tryta upgrade! I mean...you out here tryna purchase a Maybach and put Rent-A-Rims on IT?!? **Hair Flip** If e-business is that bad...I can tryta send some customers ya way... I mean YA SHOULD BE GETTIN AFTER EAGER is out there on e-Stone Mountain with NO e-PIMP! I keep smackin her and she keeps coming! DA GIRL IS NO QUITTER!!!You'll have e-STONE MOUNTAIN IN NO TIME! *hair flip*
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Post by THE emPRISS on Jul 16, 2008 22:46:45 GMT -5
I aint even read all of that....chile please...YOU aint shuttin NOTHING down...who are you again? YOU begged for Damie...he didnt go after you, lest you forget. Dont nobody e-want you...you e-trollup...now if you gonna just give your stuff away, I'd advise you to ask where the cash at...and if he produces cash (including in the form of MY stolen diamonds ) I get a cut...why is that SOOOOO hard for you to understand and accept? DEAL WITH IT!! Pimpin is my bidness and bidness is goooo-oood. Dont be mad bc you cant even PAY to play... I took your money AND took your man (vicariously thru Juicy....coinky dink? NOT)...AND gave you No refund? WHAT?! Now you out there passin it out like gubment cheese already You must not know 'bout me.... *jumps up and down on avi* Fugg yo' stars, you still a newbie!!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 16, 2008 22:59:39 GMT -5
**Pause** **ROLMFAO @ F YO STARS!!!!!** I told Bstrugg we was Paper OldHeads!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO **PLAY** Yeah...YEAHH. WHAT ev. Like I said. Damie is DA ONLY REASON you ain't get shut down! Like I said... You a US Soldier...Imma Taliban In-Sur-Gen! You care too much about money cars and everything u Pimp to acquire...dat's yo weakness! **hair flip* KNOW dis...Ain't fixin to be NO pimpin ME! (Daddy from da Color Purple) Now you can have Eager!! But Not Logakal, NOT TODAY NOT EVA! And you ain't gettin NO cut..cause ain't no CUTTIN going on till I get some COLOR, CUT and CLAIRTY on a KUT ass 8 KARATS (8 for da 08 year...yeah) So if ya jewelry being stole...watch ya stash!
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 16, 2008 23:06:54 GMT -5
<~~~RREALLLY tryna put Priss up on Game...Eager is Hlaf e-Baked and Half e-Naked..runnin thristally (is dat a word) from thread to thread!!
Priss..all da girl need is some guidance!! Point to a e-weenie and she'll go!!!! You sleepin PRISS!!
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Post by THE emPRISS on Jul 16, 2008 23:09:24 GMT -5
***DEAD***
Eager? You gonna take that from this e-trollup?
Soooo...basically, you scrapin' the bottom for a rang?
SMH
Put ME up on game?
SMH
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 16, 2008 23:15:00 GMT -5
AND HOLD UP...
You saying you AND Juicy set me UP? It took 2 e-Brains to devise that?! damn...I am NOT impressed!
So lemme get this straight...BIDNESS LADY... Here's da math:
2 Of yall...get money from 1 of me...to split 3 ways (U, Juicy and Damie) and now Juicy having 2 twins so Damie gotta give up 1/2 his ends?!?
shit!! Yall need to find another e-hustle!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 16, 2008 23:17:37 GMT -5
***DEAD*** Eager? You gonna take that from this e-trollup? Soooo...basically, you scrapin' the bottom for a rang? SMH Put ME up on game? SMH Eager ain't got no CHOICE! Have you been reading the interactions?!??!? lmaooooooooo Her comebacks are whack and her jpegs skills suck more than she e-does. I use her for e-practice to increase my typing speed. LMAO <~~runnin out
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 16, 2008 23:19:36 GMT -5
AND HOLD UP... You saying you AND Juicy set me UP? It took 2 e-Brains to devise that?! damn...I am NOT impressed! So lemme get this straight...BIDNESS LADY... Here's da math: 2 Of yall...get oney from 1 of me...to split 3 ways (U, Juicy and Damie) and now Juicy having 2 twins so Damie gotta give up 1/2 his ends?!? shit!! Yall need to find another e-hustle!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Just added: AND...u saying Krypt STOLE your BOMB e-Diamond Tiffany necklace and gave it to me?!? So how much did you e-profit again?? *scratchin head*
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Post by THE emPRISS on Jul 17, 2008 1:05:01 GMT -5
Eh...negative....let me help you out slow bus rider, plastic helmet wearer, dirty window licka... I just told Juicy about you and your e-mouf and had her intercept and do her thing...I did that a gratis, hon...AND I kept YO money....get it? As for the math....the Priss gets 100% with every ho she drops..get it?! The personal lives of her e-employees are irrelevant. As long as I got my money, I could care less if they have an e-soccer team....get it? As for Kryp....I will get my necklace back and my money...either in cash or outta his azz...got it?? How e-pimpin are you when the dude you are getting gifts from are e-thieving from me to impress you?!?! I guess you havent learned...hmmmm... Either way, you e-eat, e-sleep,e-shyt and e-breathe only because I say so... As for Eager...that's your business....not mine. Keep it up...I can show you better than I can tell you.... Good and Night. Im done talking.
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Post by LogAKAlly <3'n Keef on Jul 17, 2008 1:26:41 GMT -5
**P** LMAO@ Dirty Window Licker...EWW!!! That put a bad taste in my mouf!! LMAO **p** Whatever PRISSSYYYYYY!!! I told Damie we shoulda just BUMPED you off long time ago, but nooooooooooo..."Priss isn't thinkin about me...yada yada yada" You got Damie back now. You gotcho e-money. SO all of our e-BIDNESS is done!! I'm moving ON...and this RIDE is a 2 seater!
DA ONLY WAY YOU ROLLING WIT ME IS GETTIN YA e-ASS IN DA TRUNK?!
YA DIGGS! And IF Krypt stole from you, which I know he didn't...I'm FLATTERED and Impressed...obviously HE ain't SCARED OF YA! Now if we are DONE...I have target practice. **putin apple on Eagers head** *pause* BAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA Dat's FUNNY! ;D
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