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Post by QueenOH on Apr 2, 2008 14:09:15 GMT -5
*Queen moves silently and swiftly in her dark clothing. She makes her way to the back door. She tries unsuccessfully to pick the lock but remebers that Sista mentioned there was a hide-a way key in the dog statue on the stoop.*
*Queen takes a minute to ponder why Sista would know this info and then decides to write up a little rumor about Sista & Damie in the Gossip column.*
*back to the task at had Queen unlocks the door and enters the house the first thing she sees is....*
Ok so the next person completes part of the story and it goes on and on like that. I gotta get back to work now
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Post by MochaD on Apr 2, 2008 15:26:06 GMT -5
An empty box of KFC on the counter top next to a half full glass of red purple kool aid and biscuit and chicken crumbs...
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 3, 2008 7:50:09 GMT -5
*Queen leaves the kitchen and makes her way toward the back stairs she sees a door with a purple bulldog on it*
This must be where it is hidden
*Queen pushes past the door to find lots and lots of kiddie pools. And in the corner are gallons and gallons of baby oil. And one bottle has “Crimson’s Special Oil” on it.*
*Queen a little disturbed goes to another door and opens it. Inside this room there are chains hanging from the ceiling and a collection of whips on the wall to the right. To the left the wall is filled with flavored lube. On the floor there is a box that says “TOYS” and in the middle of the room is a single mattress.*
So he could afford all these different and expense looking whips, but he couldn’t afford a whole bed.
*Queen slips inside the room and takes a few of the mint flavored lube and spots the safe in the corner suddenly…*
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Post by CrimsonENDvy on Apr 3, 2008 10:30:54 GMT -5
I'm mad that you saw the "special oil" Queen...you should know better than to sneak into folks houses.....
But then again, you ARE a voyeur, you get off on that sort of thing. I feel you girl.
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Post by CrimsonENDvy on Apr 3, 2008 15:28:57 GMT -5
*Crimson knocks on Damie's door, excited about the oil match, only to find the door slide open.*
I wonder why Damie left his door unlocked? Dah well.
*Crimson goes inside the dark house to find everything in a clutter*
What's going on here?
*As she searches the house, she sees someone quickly run by her in dark clothing*
What the hell is going on here...I thought I was here for some oil wrestling. Maybe this is something else Damie has cooked up...
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Post by coldfront06 on Apr 3, 2008 15:32:30 GMT -5
*Cold heard about the possibility of Crimson oil wrestling, and snuck into Damie's house wearing dark clothing to see if he could get a peek. He hears someone else in the house, so he plants his hidden camera and tries to get out unnoticed. *
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Post by CrimsonENDvy on Apr 3, 2008 15:48:55 GMT -5
*Crimson looks around and sees yet another person in dark clothing run by her with a video camera*
Okay now I'm REALLY interested...
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Post by Gee-Are on Apr 3, 2008 16:39:06 GMT -5
>>>>Grabs crim's booty
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Post by DamieQue™ on Apr 3, 2008 16:45:28 GMT -5
*Damie drives home from the court house. There's been a lot of litigation since it was discovered he faked his e-death.*
damn I'm late. Crim is probably already at the house waiting for that match. I don't even have any of the secret video equipment set up. Better hurry back
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 4, 2008 8:09:30 GMT -5
*Queen hears something in the hall and runs to hide behind the nearest door. This door leads to a closet filled with superhero costumes. Queen ducks in behind the wolverine & batman costumes and hopes to not be discovered. She listens for sounds of movement or voices.*
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Post by CrimsonENDvy on Apr 4, 2008 10:59:31 GMT -5
*Crimson looks at her watch*
Where in the world is Damie??
*Noise comes from the other side of the hall*
I wonder what's really going on...well anyway let me go and get ready. I got to put on my Spiderwoman costume now though so we can go ahead and start...
*Crimson heads toward the costume closet and ...
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 7, 2008 7:26:50 GMT -5
*Queen hears someone coming toward the closet*
What am I going to do? I can't go back to e-jail..
*Queen takes down three of the costumes and waits.*
*When the door opens, Queen flings the costumes in the face of however it was and pushes them down. Then she runs into the hall way.*
*The sound of keys in the door lets her know that she cannot go out the front so she heads further down the hallway and into the guest bathroom.*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Apr 7, 2008 9:46:48 GMT -5
*Hears rummaging in his house*
Hmmmm... must be Crim... I guess she went ahead and got started.
*Opens door and walks inside*
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Post by CrimsonENDvy on Apr 7, 2008 10:08:22 GMT -5
*Crimson opens the door to the closet and immediately is pummelled with costumes and knocked to the ground*
What the h...
*Someone takes off running*
Wait!!!
*Crimson takes off running behind the person who knocked her down and as she turns the corner she sees Damie walking in the house*
Damie, I don't know what going on in your house...you got about 3 people in here running around hiding...
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 7, 2008 10:31:41 GMT -5
*Queen figures that she can make the jump from the bathroom window. She tries to open is but it won't budge. She tries again and again.*
What is wrong with this dang thing?!! Ugh?!!
Oh it is locked...
*Queen unlocks the window and pushes it open just as she hears voices in the hallway. She runs to the bathroom door to lock it.*
I didn't even get inside the safe.
Damie won again, without realizing it, but I have something for him.
*Queen takes revenge by filling the toilet with towels from the small linen closet. She flushes the toilet and watches the water rise.*
*Queen climbs up on the window sill as the toilet over flows onto the floor. She makes her way out, slips and falls into the bushes.*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Apr 7, 2008 11:32:23 GMT -5
Hmmmm... Crim... put away those costumes. I need to call the police and file a report. Don't want them seeing this sordid mess out here.
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Post by CrimsonENDvy on Apr 7, 2008 12:54:51 GMT -5
I think the police may get a kick out of the costumes though...
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Post by DamieQue™ on Apr 7, 2008 12:56:23 GMT -5
Yeah well, you weren't here for that incident back in 2007...
...long story short, the crisco oil and super hero outfits did NOT go over well with the law
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Post by CrimsonENDvy on Apr 7, 2008 13:02:45 GMT -5
lol! Well I'll put the costumes away.
BTW, I think it was Queen who broke into your house. I'm not sure though, didn't really get a good look. What was she trying to do?
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Post by DamieQue™ on Apr 7, 2008 13:47:00 GMT -5
Queen... *Shakes head disapprovingly* it figures. Ever since I ran that smear campaign against her to force her off her land she's been vowing revenge.
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Post by CrimsonENDvy on Apr 7, 2008 15:07:32 GMT -5
Well she messed up the flow now, so we got to get her.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Apr 7, 2008 15:09:52 GMT -5
Aight let me lock up the house, and we'll track her down. You know she just applied for a job down at the Gritty Kitty serving drinks. We'll ambush her over there.
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Post by CrimsonENDvy on Apr 7, 2008 15:18:48 GMT -5
Okay...but I think we're gonna need some reinforcements too. Gather up the calvary because she is crazy. Hold up before you lockup lemme go get the Vaseline...
*goes and grabs the almost brand new Vaseline that Damie never uses*
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 7, 2008 16:46:42 GMT -5
*wakes up from the bushes in time to see Damie' s car pull out the drive way*
*makes her way to the back of the house where her bike is stashed and pedals to AKAD's house where she currently lives*
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on Apr 7, 2008 17:26:22 GMT -5
<hears over the news that Damie's house has been burglarized by a female dressed in dark clothing. Blacamus makes a call to Damie to make sure that he is okay and that the burglar did not stab him with any writing utensils. But all Blacamus gets is a voicemail.>
Yo Damie! This is Blacamus. Just heard about your house. Everything all right? Well I am going to stop by and see if there is anything I can do. Later.
<Come to find out that in the trunk of his e-car was a duffel bag full of unmentionables>
Who used my e-car last?
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 7, 2008 17:41:41 GMT -5
*Queen comes home and sees Blac looking in his car trunk. Queen decided to surprise him an sneaks up on him from behind. Queen looks at the duffle bag Blac is hold.*
What the HECK?!?!
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 8, 2008 8:12:52 GMT -5
Who is she Blacamus!?!
WHO IS SHE?!?!
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 8, 2008 8:31:01 GMT -5
Oh so you ain't got nothing to say!!!!
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Post by QueenOH on Apr 8, 2008 9:14:59 GMT -5
I hope you have fun sleeping on the couch Mr. Panty-Raid because you ain't sleeping in the bed with me!!!!
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Post by BLAC-A-MUS PRYME on Apr 9, 2008 17:39:00 GMT -5
<pulls a receipt from the duffle bag to find that the account number matches one that is shared between him and Queen. Checking the time of the purchase, he realizes that he was at work and Queen was supposedly at home. He also realizes that when he went to drive his car that he found the seat close to the steering wheel and the gas tank almost on empty.> Don't blame me for this one on me. You know I don't like kinky games... <placing a tube of minty lube in his back pocket> And where do you be driving in my e-car when I be at my e-job huh? I told you if I ever see you with that OSO fella again, you would find your stuff in the e-streets! So what is your excuse? |
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