Pepe la Que and the Juicy

[DamieQue™]

*Damie watches Hardaway try to leave out during the commotion*

Oh no my e-love... you won't get away so easy

[Julie Art]

::DEAD::

*dang it! I thought he was gone, maybe if I just pretend like I don't hear him and keep walking, yeah, that is what I will do! Reaches for the door knob*

[DamieQue™]

*Fights his way through the crowd screaming like crackhead*

Juicy!

Jui-Jui-Juicy!!!!

Aye!!!

Juiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccy!!!

Jui-Jui I know you hear me calling you

Juicy!!!!

Bring your 64 fluid ounces of Tropicana Ba-dunk-a-dunk back over here

Even in all this commotion Damie is now causing a scene

[Julie Art]

::DEADDDDD:::::::::::::::


*dayum him!!!!!!!!!!!! I'mma make a run for it! Opens the door and dashes out.*

[DamieQue™]

*Sees Juicy make a break for it*

damn... look at that foot speed, I didn't know she could run like that.

*Still fighting through the crowd*

She'll have a sizeable head start, but it's all good. NO one escapes Pepe la Que.

*Gets to hallway and does leisurely jog to catch up with Juicy*

[Julie Art]

Pause: Why you gotta be leisurely jogging, buahahahahahahaha!

Play:

*hears Damie running behind me. Heel on stiletto breaks and I take stumble and fall, twisting my leg in an akward position. At first I can't feel my leg, then the pain becomes unbearable. I open my mouth to let out a cry, but it won't come out. I lay sprawled out face down on the carpet.*

[DamieQue™]

: pause :

Pepe la Que never sprints... he just trots along until he catches his woman LOL

: play :

*Sees the Juicy go down*

Yeah... see you can't unleash that 4.3 speed in those stilletos - they just weren't designed for it

*Throws on cape he had folded up in his pocket and prepares to save the Juicy. Cape unfurls but wrinkles and creases remain. Damie frowns, but this is the only cape he has on him so he has to use it - wrinkled or not*

<insert song>

Juicy are you okay
Juicy are you okay
Are you okay Juicy?

Juicy are you okay
Juicy are you okay
Are you okay Juicy?

You've been saved by
You've been saved by - the Que Criminal

*Slowly and carefully picks up Juicy to take her away and to get medical help*

[Julie Art]

I....can't.....even.....finish.......from......laughing......so.......hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DamieQue™]

Imagine me doing the dance choreography in a wrinkled cape to the tune of "Smooth Criminal".

LOL

[Ms. RedamnDickulous]

LMAO!

[DamieQue™]

Wait till I get to the part where I do "The Lean"

[Sapphire]

LOL @ Pepe la Que

[DamieQue™]

He's like the Terminator of Love. He absolutely will not stop until he gets his woman.

[Julie Art]

*sitting in the hospital with leg in a cast. The doctor told me I broke it in two places. Seems I will be in a cast for a couple of months. I look over and Damie is sitting, waiting in chair. I decide to have a e-meaningful converstaion with him.*

Alright Damie, I can't run from you anymore. What is it you want from me?

[DamieQue™]

My e-love, it's not the break in your e-leg that prevented you from running from me, it was e-destiny. What I want from you is just a chance to explore what we could be. Didn't you listen to that C.D. I gave you?

And look... I understand this is all coming at you in a rush. I mean so much has happened lately. The tragedy with Joshua, btw I talked to the doctors - they wouldn't tell me about his status because I'm not the father (Thanks again Maury) all the shooting and what not. I know it's been crazy.

So I just wanted you to know we don't have to rush into anything. I have a whole lot more C.D. singles. We can take it slow.

[Maury]

damieque said:

(Thanks again Maury) .

You're Welcome my niccuh

[Julie Art]

damieque said:

My e-love, it's not the break in your e-leg that prevented you from running from me, it was e-destiny. What I want from you is just a chance to explore what we could be. Didn't you listen to that C.D. I gave you?

And look... I understand this is all coming at you in a rush. I mean so much has happened lately. The tragedy with Joshua, btw I talked to the doctors - they wouldn't tell me about his status because I'm not the father (Thanks again Maury) all the shooting and what not. I know it's been crazy.

So I just wanted you to know we don't have to rush into anything. I have a whole lot more C.D. singles. We can take it slow.

Damie, I don't know how to e-tell you this. There could never be an e-us, not after all the stuff you have done to my pass e-boos (becomes teary eyed).

[QueenOH]

you better becareful he might break your ankle so you can never get away

[DamieQue™]

Damie, I don't know how to e-tell you this. There could never be an e-us, not after all the stuff you have done to my pass e-boos (becomes teary eyed).

What do you mean they could never be an e-us? I -

I did what I did for us. For US.

: pause :

Laughing @ Queen, I thought about the Movie Misery also

: play :

[Julie Art]

There could never be an e-us. How you sabatoged my e-reltaionships, I can't e-forgive you for that. I had e-kids with these men. You didn't do it for us, you did it for you.

[DamieQue™]

But I am half of us... so I DID do it for us... kinda

*Getting up from seat perturbed*

Juicy, I brought you here when you broke your leg. I DID. Not your e-boos of Christmas past. ME. They've all knocked you e-up, e-disrespected you, and e-left you. And I didn't have anything to do with that

*pause*

Okay the leaving part, I may could have had something to do with that... but the rest - absolutely not. If they cared so much about you where are they at now? They didn't have to take the job offers, stake outs, and suicide missions I sent them on.

You know what? Bump this - I'm out.

*Angrily throws Flower arrangement in trash and storms out knocking over nursing stations all along the way. Voices can be heard in the background

Sir, sir what are you doing? Security*

[Julie Art]

Crazy mofo.l

[DamieQue™]

NARRATOR:

*Juicy Jones turns on the t.v. and is switching through channels. She turns the t.v. up to block out all the noise that seems that's coming from outside the hospital. As she's flipping through channels she comes across a curious sight.

There's some incident going on at OOA Memorial e-Hospital. Could this be related to little Joshua's shooting? No... camera crews are focusing on someone outside at the top of the building. Who is it? Who the...

...naw it couldn't be Damie could it*

[DamieQue™]

*QueenOH is apparently the negotiator and tries to talk Damie down from the edge*

Q: Look Damie you've got a lot to live for
D: No I don't
Q: Yes you do
D: Name one thing?
Q: Cloverfield Part II
D: NO!!! The first one made dizzy - I almost threw up before the credits NAME SOMETHING ELSE
Q: Tax refund
D: I'm not getting one this year
Q: The Oscars
D: Already past

Q: Well look work with me here
D: Dammit I'm trying
Q: It doesn't feel like you're trying very hard
D: Dude I'm on the ledge... *points at ledge*... I'm on the ledge
Q: Okay, Okay...
D: I'm on the ledge yo
Q: Okay I hear you...

Q: Let's just talk this thing through - how do you think this is going to play out?
D: Well... I suspect by the time I reach the bottom of this jump I should be traveling at about 60 mph based on Newtonian Physics
Q: I don't mean that, I mean what has brought us to this point
D: The Elevator and the Service Stairway?
Q: Damie do you want to e-Die?
D: I SAID: I'm on the ledge... what part aren't you understanding?

*Hands Queen a C.D. Single... Biggie Smalls I Don't Wanna Live No Mo' and C.D. Player*

Q: Do you have a C.D. player also?
D: yeah here you go *Hands her C.D.*
Q: Let me get those headphones too
D: Okay

*Listens to single hands back Cd player and headphones*

Q: Okay so you don't want to live anymore because you feel like death's knocking at your front door, plus you're living every day like a hustle, another drug to juggle, another day another struggle...
D: Well it's mostly just the first part...
Q: Not wanting to live
D: yeah

Q: Okay but why
D: It's juicy
Q: What's juicy?
D: No I'm saying that's the reason I don't want to live anymore
Q: The hustle is juicy or the struggle is juicy?
D: No I told you, it didn't have anything to do with the second part of the hook
Q: Okay then what are you talking about?
D: I'm talking about the poster Juicy
Q: Oh... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Coming to realization*

Q: So what happened
D: She rejected me. She Hakeem Olajuwoned my ish.
Q: Well why would she do that?
D: See that's what I'm saying... she's Juicy. She done had more e-paramours, more e-boos, more e-baby daddies, and more e-husbands than anyone else combined, except for maybe Narci
Q: Yeah Narci is up there too
D: yeah *They both agree*
Q: You know Cold isn't actually too far behind
D: You right Cold ain't no punk - he's still in the running on this one
Q: I know that's right
D: For sure
Q: *Pause* But uh - let's get back to the focus here

Q: So you feel like she should want you just because she's had a lot of men?
D: Huh?
Q: You feel like she should want you just because she's had a lot of men - right? I mean that's what you're saying right?
D: *pause* Why? I mean does that not make sense?
Q: I'm not -
D: I'm just saying, you saying that like there's something wrong with my logic
Q: I didn't say there was anything logical about it

D: I'm saying... you up here clownin'
Q: I'm just pointing out the facts
D: You clowning - I'm about to jump
Q: Okay listen. I wasn't going to tell you this but -
D: But - but what?

Q: I'm not really a negotiator
D: You're not
Q: No... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Suite last night

*Damie is confused - and in his confusion he takes his eyes off of Queen for a split second at which piont she grabs him and tries to pull him to safely. The tussle cannot be seen by the cameras far below, but there is some commotion. Moments later a body comes hurtling to the earth at about 60 mph (as Damie predicted). It slams into the hood of a parked car shattering it's windows and spewing glass everywhere. The body sits lifeless - except to utter two last syllables*

Jui - c y y y y. . .

[QueenOH]

*puts in a call to Mr. Bigs*

Um Big, it's Queen, You remeber that car you and Nupe where fighting about, yeah well you might not want it any more with the new dead guy hood ornament *pauses a moment*, Sorry I mean almost dead guy hood ornament

[Julie Art]

*saw Damies's body falling pass my window. Grabs my cructhes and heads outside the hospital to make sure my eyes aren't playing tricks on me. I go aside and their Damie is on the hood of the once beautiful '72 cutlass. When the cameras see me, they quickly rush over to here the dialogue that is about to commence. I hobble over and touch Damie's face.*

Damie, I can't believe you e-did all of this for me. I can't.....I can't.....you know you crazy right?

*Damie gives a half smile. Queen whispers in my ear that Damie feels he has nothing to e-live for, give him something to fight for. I think for a minute.*

Damie, if you pull through this, we can be e-boos. Put you still e-crazy.

*The nurse rushes out with a wheelchair for me while the docotors and nurses rush out to help Damie.*

[BKupInHere]

<---steals Damie's [glow=yellow,2,300] GOLD BOOTS[/glow] off his feet (damn,has he EVER heard of BAKING SODA to get rid of ODORS-sheesh) and puts them for sale on EBAY!!!

[Julie Art]

::DEAD::

[DamieQue™]

Damie is hooked to an e-heart monitor amongst other machines surrounding the hospital bed. It's been touch and go all night.


____/\____/\____/\____/\____/\____/\____

.......beep.....beep.....beep....beep.....beep.....beep

*Juicy walks up on crutches*
Juicy: Doc what's the prognosis? Will he recover
Doctor: Well right now his pulse is strong. But we'll have to wait and see. He's got a long hard road e-ahead of him.

[Julie Art]

*touches Damie's head softly, and hobbles my way over to a chair with a book to read*