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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 26, 2008 18:14:13 GMT -5
*looking in mirror*
Hey sexy...how you doing? That's good. Who? Me? oh...you know, makin' it.
*notices he's wasting time*
I'd better call sista sista!
*starts singin'*
Never knew how much I missed ya
Now that everybody knows I ain't ever gonna let you go
Sista, sista!
Ok...ENOUGH!
*Dials number*
Hello, yeah this is GR...uh huh...do I like cherries?...I guess. Wait! Who is this?
Oh sorry. Wrong number...
*hangs up*
*dials number again*
*ringing*
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 26, 2008 20:35:35 GMT -5
Still looking supa fly in her Michael Kors pinstripe navy suit and 4 inch heels Sista opens up the door to the condo and comes home after a long days work. Later she slips into the shower and comes out in a pink satin pj set. She hops onto the bed and turns her laptop on and begins typing on her favorite message board Greek Mountain. The phone rings
Sista: (looking at phone) Dont answer, what does this dude want now? Hello
Allen Iverson: Dont hang up please, I miss you, why are you ignoring me?
Sista: I dont have to answer your calls because were done, where are you calling from? You better not be outside my house again. I need for you to respect the restraining order.
Allen Iverson: I dont care about no stupid piece of paper, I love you. I left a gift on your porch. Ill call you later okay.
(Sista hears a car burning rubber outside and she hangs up. Then the phone rings again)
Sista: Hello
Ghost: (stuttering and stuff) Hey, its Ghost
Sista: Hey, its good to hear from you, I was kinda having a stressful day.
Ghost: Im just gonna be honest and get to the point. I know were not that far into our relationship but I see all the drama in Hazerville and I just want us to be different.
Sista: Thats so sweet **did he say relationship?** I feel you, I say we just take it slow and stay honest. I dont think either of us is half as crazy as most of the people who live here so we should be fine. There is a 90s party tomorrow night, wanna go?
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Post by Lighthouse on Feb 26, 2008 20:38:24 GMT -5
Still looking supa fly in her Michael Kors pinstripe navy suit and 4 inch heels Sista opens up the door to the condo and comes home after a long days work. Later she slips into the shower and comes out in a pink satin pj set. She hops onto the bed and turns her laptop on and begins typing on her favorite message board Greek Mountain. The phone rings Sista: (looking at phone) Dont answer, what does this dude want now? Hello Allen Iverson: Dont hang up please, I miss you, why are you ignoring me? Sista: I dont have to answer your calls because were done, where are you calling from? You better not be outside my house again. I need for you to respect the restraining order. Allen Iverson: I dont care about no stupid piece of paper, I love you. I left a gift on your porch. Ill call you later okay. (Sista hears a car burning rubber outside and she hangs up. Then the phone rings again) Sista: Hello Ghost: (stuttering and stuff) Hey, its Ghost Sista: Hey, its good to hear from you, I was kinda having a stressful day. Ghost: Im just gonna be honest and get to the point. I know were not that far into our relationship but I see all the drama in Hazerville and I just want us to be different. Sista: Thats so sweet **did he say relationship?** I feel you, I say we just take it slow and stay honest. I dont think either of us is half as crazy as most of the people who live here so we should be fine. There is a 90s party tomorrow night, wanna go? You are a fool!! |
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 26, 2008 21:19:10 GMT -5
Ghost: Heck yeah I wanna go.
Sista: Thats whats up, I hope you got some throwback attire. Im wearing this hot little Cross Color outfit with my giant earrings. It should be nice though. I heard Spinderella is gonna be the DJ. (line beeps) hold on okay
(Sista clicks over) Sista: Hello
Annoying person: Would you like to take a survey about soap detergent?
Sista: Not right now, have a good evening.
Annoying person: What about cell phone carriers?
(Sista clicks back over) Sista: Im back, sorry about that
Ghost: Its cool
Sista: Alright Im not gon keep you on the phone too long, gotta get back to working on my presentation but Ill see you tommorrow okay.
Ghost: fa sho
Both: Bye
(Ghost hangs up and resumes dancing in the mirror, I got a date, I got a date)
(Sista smiles thinking about the conversation and goes back to typing on Greek Mountain)
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 26, 2008 23:15:01 GMT -5
*goes to closet and admires collection of haberdashery*
GR(really talking out loud): Shooooooot...I don't know what she's talking about, throwback clothes. AWL my stuff is current...Take this black and white polka dot Chess King rayon long sleeve shirt and the matching inverse white on black pleated pants! That's the business.
*at Sista's house*
Sis: I wonder if I need to call Ghost back...I didn't mention my secret. And while I don't think it's necessarily the most prudent news to tell, seeing as we're not together or anything. He did say relationship, bless his little heart! He seems too good to string along and then release a big bomb like that and I want this to be right.
*Sista makes a thread on Greek Mountain titled, "Should I e-IRL Tell My IRL Potential e-Boo about My e-Secret?"*
*After explaining that she's not talking about her e-e-boo but her possible IRL e-dude, she get her answer*
*Sista sighs and reaches for the phone...As she reaches it starts ringing*
Sista: Hello...NO now is NOT a better time! No I CAN'T answer those questions, because my experience with soap detergent is not that extensive. UGGGGH! Take my name off your list...
*phone beeps*
Sista: Sorry the President of Iraq is calling me...Yeah, it's the Taliban...I gotta go. LISTEN!
*phone beeps again and Sista clicks over*
Sista: Hello?
GR (wanted to counteract earlier stuttering so goes to super sexy deep e-voice): Yeah. It's me, Ghost...I know you said you had a presentation and all. I hope it's going well, but I got the feeling when we disconnected that you probably had something to tell me. Plus, (super duper deep sexy e-vocal mode now) I wanted to hear your voice again.
Sista: *smiles involuntarily, and frankly gets a li'l moist* Um...actually, there is something, but I don't think the time is now.
GR: It's okay, no need to be nervous, I'm all ears.
Sista: Ok, here goes. I never thought I'd tell anyone this but...
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 26, 2008 23:23:34 GMT -5
after my e-husband abandoned me, and the whole Allen Iverson fiasco I wondered if Id ever find true love again. I decided to try my luck on Flavor of Love. I mean I didnt kiss him or anything but it airs next month and Im just a little worried about how my friends in Hazerville might look at me, and even more importantly what you will think of me.
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 26, 2008 23:31:05 GMT -5
Flavor Flav huh? hmmmm....
You say you didn't kiss him, and I don't want to spit a laundry list, but people be wildin' on that show...Did you do anything else? like touch, hug, hold, sex in ANY form with him?
Other question...did you get freaky with any of the other guests in the house? Did they get freaky with him?
and what was your name on the show?
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 26, 2008 23:39:41 GMT -5
I'm sorry if that seems like alot of questions...It just took me by surprise. I wasn't expecting you to say that you went on THAT show.
How long did you last? 1 show? 2? 8? did you get to the finals? Are you gonna be on the final show? Gimme some details...
And you went after ANOTHER short dude with cornrows and tats?
*Audibly unable to hide frustration*
I mean what do you take me for? I don't want Flavor Flav's sloppy...*sigh* I'm getting ahead of myself, and you haven't even answered the questions. It could be harmless...
*thinks this woman gots ta have a good reason for being on that show, and betta have some bomb booty*
Right?
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 27, 2008 8:48:07 GMT -5
I mean, I dont know the other girls on the show always seem to make lasting friendships and I thought it would just give me something to do I dont know. I havent had an e-boo in so long. All those lonely evenings in front of my computer looking all fine for no reason. I just needed some adventure.
Seriously, I didnt touch him or any of those skanks. My name was Purfekt.
I went home on the third epiode. He was talking bout I wasnt feeling him just cause I would give him dap whenever I got a clock. And then there was that solo date I won after whooping everybody in a Madden tournament. I walked in and he had a jacuzzi set up and he took off his robe and I threw up. I told him I had food poisening but I guess he knew the truth.
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 27, 2008 10:05:16 GMT -5
Oh ok...I guess that works see you tomorry!
*hangs up*
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 27, 2008 10:26:56 GMT -5
It's tomorrow...
Ghost is at Joe Kim's Fine and Shine Car Care where they're finishing up the shine on GR's certified classic 1996 Graphite Nightmist Ford Probe.
GR: I'm...We gon be the HIT at the 90s party
*random car buffer walks up to Ghost*
Buffer: Hey man that ride is tight! How did you keep it in mint condition?
GR: Oh...you can't just drive these machines everywhere and beat them down. You've got to respect them. What's up?
Buffer: Oh I just wanted to compliment it and wonder if you would sell it?
GR: Sell this? My baby? No my sister...you gotta git your own
*Ghost winks and points*
Buffer: Well sell might have been too strong, really I need to borrow or RENT it...Ya see I got this li'l problem I need to take care of
*Ghost looks down at the name tag and buffer covers it up, but not before Ghost sees the B or is it V?*
GR: Yeah, well...It looks like y'all are finished, and I got somewhere to be. So I'm not gonna be able to help you.
Ghost gets in car and drives off towards Sista's house. As he turns in to her community, he sees a billboard with a huge picture of Flavor Flav that reads..."Come BACK! I need to pet that purfekt kitty! Wooooooooooooooooooooow..."
Ghost shakes his head and parks in front of Sista's door. On the porch is a bouquet of flowers in a vase, with the initials A.I. on the tag. Ghost tears tag and writes his initials on the remaining tag.
Now that he has his car right and his flowers tight...He rings the doorbell.
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 27, 2008 10:34:59 GMT -5
Edited: Lets pretend this post was inserted before Ghosts. People kept popping in my office.
<---goes off to reads Ghosts post
**whew that was stressful**
(Calls therapist)
Sista: Guess what
Therapist: Hi Sista, I thought we talked about you calling so late. Whats going on?
Sista: Sorry, I was just so excited. The guy Ive been telling you about for the last few months finally announced that he liked me and he accepted me when I told him about the show. Im just thrilled. I think Im gonna go pick out a wedding dress tomorrow just incase.
Therapist: Do you think you are rushing things just a bit?
Sista: Nope, we are totally adorable together. We have our first date tomorrow night and Im sure it will be memorable. Call you tomorrow okay? (Sista hangs up)
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 27, 2008 10:52:51 GMT -5
(Sista hears the doorbell and takes a final look in the mirror and heads down the stairs. She opens the door and sees Ghost wearing 2001 apparel. Close enough, she thinks to herself. )
Sista: Hey you
Ghost: Wow you look great (hands her the flowers)
Sista: Thanks, youre pretty fresh tonight too.
Ghost: Well lets hit this party.
(they both head to the car and he opens the door for her, she notices a baby bib laying on the floor of the car ** odd**. He throws on a Shai cd and they drive off. )
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 27, 2008 11:09:51 GMT -5
(They get to the parking lot and as Ghost exits, Sista clears her throat) Sista: Hey do we have to go in now? GR: I'm lookin' fresh to def! *points to "CMB" cut in the back of his head* Don't you want to tear it up? Sista: Yeah I do...However, this party was just a ploy to get you and me out of the house. You see I never "parked" with anyone when I was younger...I was such a prude. What I learned from Flavor Flav was that only freakazoids get ahead. So I want to release my inner slut. Plus I have something I want to ask you. Ghost starts rubbing his hands together at the opportunity GR: Okay, cool I know the perfect spot...Crystal Lake! (Ghost starts the car and Sista pops out the Biz Markie cassette tape and pulls a Good Girls tape out of her bra and places it in the player) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP142eDgYjQ^^^^starts to play The probe sittin' on deuces turns into the Crystal Lake campground... |
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 27, 2008 11:15:48 GMT -5
<---'s e persona would do no such thing
<--- only e-slept with her e-husband and didnt publish details
(sista sees Ghost fantasizing about something in his head)
Sista: okay,,,,, were going in the party now right??
Ghost: Sorry, I was daydreaming. Im a freak and I was having nasty thoughts but this is our first date so I understand aint nothing popping. (hangs head in shame)
Sista: You silly, dont feel bad, I am pretty sexy, u are too but tonight were just going to go in this party and show em how its done.
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 27, 2008 11:29:17 GMT -5
(Sista notices that Ghost is still looking perplexed, figures its the whole no sex thing)
Sista: Look Ghost if this is too much for you to deal with you need to let me know. **man I hope I didnt spend all this money on a stupid wedding dress for nothing**
Ghost: I, I just...
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Post by goldenepiphany on Feb 27, 2008 12:25:09 GMT -5
LOL...She Bought THe Dress
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 27, 2008 12:31:43 GMT -5
: Pause
How you just gon' erase Crystal Lake?
I had BIG THANGS planned for Crystal Lake!
:SMH:
: Play
GR: I just don't know if you can hang with me on the dance floor. I was a junior Solid Gold Dancer back in the day.
Sista: Well, Let's see...
(Ghost opens Sista's door and they enter the hall. The DJ just finished Ace of Base, and now Master P's, Make 'Em Say Uhhhh" is booming through the room. They see everybody there...DMX is wildin' and installing a pole in the corner, Juicy is scowling because she's Ghost, and he's fine, Damie, wearing a Gumby wig, is headed out saying something about Cutlass. But WAIT...Ghost sees that buffer lady with the shifty eyes again, except she's not in uniform! She is dressed as Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat and greets the flyest couple in the room...Ghost and Sista...)
Buffer: Welcome to the "Gonna Make You Sweat" 90s dance. You'll hear dancehall, rap, you maybe even some grunge enjoy yourselves...
Sista: There sure is a lot going on...
(Ghost breaks out onto the empty dance floor and does the typewriter...Spinderella switches up to the Macarena and everybody joins in)
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 28, 2008 10:02:22 GMT -5
(Sista smiles to herself thinking how fine her IRL e-man...oops potential IRL e-man is on the floor. She joins in the macarena next to Ghost)
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 28, 2008 10:28:27 GMT -5
(after dancing for what seems like forever Sista heads over to the punch bowl. She pours a cup and peeks at herself in the mirror)
Sista: Lawd look at my hair
(in the mirror) Sista's evil alterego: Why are you so lame? Youre gonna make us lose him. You make us lose all of them.
Sista: Why are you still here? **the pills arent working** Leave me alone. I dont need you, Im doing fine, my life is back on track. You ruin everything, its you not me.
Sistas evil alterego: Whatever, youre coming in here. Ill take care of the rest of this date.
(traps Sista in the mirror and comes out)
(Evil Sista walks back out to the dance floor and pinches Ghost on the butt and then starts breakdancing)
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 28, 2008 10:41:18 GMT -5
(Ghost turns and sees Sista doing a windmill then a b-girl pose. He's also encouraged to see that Sista has loosened up a bit. That butt touch was unexpected, and so was the instant erection forming in Ghost's pants.)
(Spinderella switches up and starts playin' "Gett Off")
(Sista starts writhing on the floor and gets up to grind on Ghost)
GR: **I thought this woman said...nevermind, run with it** Uh, so...you like Prince huh?
Sista: Yeah the music makes me crazy
(Sista starts doing the butterfly)
GR: OOOOOOOOK...did you spike your punch?
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 28, 2008 12:27:26 GMT -5
Evil Sista: of course not!!! (she actually did) I just decided to make the most of this evening. Wanna sneak out back and do some drugs?
Im just playing but I am getting a little hungry Lets hit IHOP
Ghost: Cool, lets be out
(they go and eat and start driving home, Ghost pulls over in a park and throws on a Jodeci tape)
Evil Sista: I see you (smiles)
(Ghosts answers his cell phone)
Ghost: What!!!!! Who shot Lights baby??? That is crazy!!!!!!!!
(Evil Sista checks her hair and makeup in the mirror while he's on the phone, Good Sista comes back out the mirror, Ghost gets off the phone)
Sista: Why are we sitting here
Ghost: This is what you wanted
Sista: I..... I (starts crying hysterically and jumps out of the car running off into the dark fog)
(Ghost calls after her and then starts the car and drives away)
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 28, 2008 12:47:52 GMT -5
(Sista realizes that she did end up at Crystal Lake campgrounds after all...)
Sista: (looks over shoulder) What was that?
*leaves rustle*
Sista: I shoulda never left that car
(possum scrambles out of bushes)
Sista: Oh whew!
**Meanwhile***
(Ghost is in car contemplating turning around)
GR: That woman is crazy! She keeps switching up! Camp Crystal Lake is good for e-sexin in the car, but it ain't the place for running out in the dark by your damn self with the campground e-killa on the loose!
(as he's driving he sees the shifty-eyed buffer walking in the trees in uniform. The back reads "Verse's Car Wash Pimpin'")
*Thinks that doesn't seem right...*
GR: Dah well...she's a big girl
**Txts Juicy J**
GR: You still in e-love with me?
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 28, 2008 14:35:51 GMT -5
(e-Jason is looking for his next victim...)
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 28, 2008 15:40:42 GMT -5
Pause: How dare you try to e-kill me? Play: (sista continues wandering around in the dark arguing with herself, she realizes she is lost and reaches for her cell phone, unable to find it she remembers when Ghost went in her purse looking for Carmex. She continues to walk, a shadowy figure begins to emerge from the fog,) Sista: What up Figure: (with one of those voice changers over his mouth replies) the sky (sista takes off her heels and starts running through the woods, she gets tired and nausious cause she spiked her drink earlier and finally falls down. The figure puts a rag with some of that stuff that makes you pass out on it) 2 weeks later (Sista wakes up and looks around the room only to find pictures of herself all over the wall. She tries to jump up and realizes that one leg is chained to the bedpost) Figure: Hey sleepyhead, Im glad youre up cause we need to talk. Ive been tracking your cycle for some time now I had you artificially inseminated while you were unconscious. I just know our baby is gonna be adorable. Edited to add: I wrote this before I finished reading the other threads  |
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 28, 2008 16:59:20 GMT -5
(Ghost wonders whatever the hell happened to that schizo woman from a couple weeks ago. For all he knows, e-Jason got her. However, he decides to give her a call)
*Dialing Sista's number*
*It's Ringing...*
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 28, 2008 17:00:58 GMT -5
*answers*
Hello?
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Post by Gee-Are on Feb 29, 2008 10:21:32 GMT -5
GR: Who is this?
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 29, 2008 10:35:56 GMT -5
(on the other side of town helicopters circle around Allen Iversons house, the swat team comes in and rescues Sista. After what seems like forever in the hospital and in questioning Sista arrives back at the condo)
Sista: What the heck is going on with my life??? (calls therapist)
Sista: Weve got a lot to talk about
Therapist: Have you been taking your meds?
Sista: I think either the traumatic situation cured me or the medicine was what was making me crazy. I feel okay, just confused. I hope he was kidding about the pregnancy thing.
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Post by QueenOH on Feb 29, 2008 11:00:57 GMT -5
No one…um I mean…sista’s…um cousin I’m her cousin |
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