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Post by Sweet&Chic on Feb 18, 2008 15:24:58 GMT -5
Are you still taking orders? I have an event i need to go to..  |
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Post by Sista08 on Feb 18, 2008 16:11:42 GMT -5
He is currently being sued for not showing up to my class reunion.
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 18, 2008 16:30:51 GMT -5
I am still for hire Sweetness. Weddings, office parties, High School Reunions, Friday-Nights-At-the-Bar-And-You-Just-Don't-Want-to-Drink-By-Yourself-Cause-You-Heard-About-that-Urban-Legend-About-Someone-Waking-Up-In-A-Bathtub-Missing-Their-Kidneys
I'm available for all that. Let me know.
p.s. Pay no mind to Sista. I didn't show up to her function because she tried to pay me in Pokemon trading cards.
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Post by Southie on Feb 18, 2008 17:01:05 GMT -5
<<calling Daime from Bkup's phone just to hear what about his services.
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Post by BKupInHere on Feb 18, 2008 17:32:19 GMT -5
if you throw a chicken leg @ him,Damie will do the nassy dance 4 ya!
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Post by Sweet&Chic on Feb 18, 2008 17:50:02 GMT -5
I almost died laughing on the train with damie post!! That's not even right  got folk looking at me crazy |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 18, 2008 18:19:13 GMT -5
I will not do a nassy dance for a used chicken leg...
...even I have some standards.
Now you throw one from KFC with some meat on it maybe I might could do a lil' something
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Post by MochaD on Feb 18, 2008 18:37:06 GMT -5
^^LoL. Damie...you stupid shun...
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 18, 2008 19:07:43 GMT -5
I'm just sayin'...
...I get hungry too, can I get a full chicken leg e'r now and then?
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Post by Prissy New Year!!! on Feb 19, 2008 9:43:31 GMT -5
I need to Rent a Damie, got some spring cleaning I need done. Can I pay you with a whole chicken and 2 exalts?
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 19, 2008 10:42:14 GMT -5
I'll take the 2 exalts... but you have to do your own cleaning. Matter of fact... you have to do my cleaning too. Stop e-skating newbie
*Throws e-water all over Prissy*
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Post by Prissy New Year!!! on Feb 19, 2008 10:44:58 GMT -5
I'll take the 2 exalts... but you have to do your own cleaning. Matter of fact... you have to do my cleaning too. Stop e-skating newbie
*Throws e-water all over Prissy* See, this is why your karma is only at 2. I have not even smited you...YET. |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 19, 2008 10:51:03 GMT -5
*Binds and Gags Prissy*
Hush up Newbie... just for that you're getting e-kidnapped and sent to the P&G compound.
*Knocks Prissy over the head with plywood and knocks her out so he can take her to the remote location in secret*
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Post by Versatile on Feb 19, 2008 11:11:25 GMT -5
Thinks: So freakin' violent!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 19, 2008 11:18:59 GMT -5
I'm an Old Head, I can do what I want.
*Slaps the e-taste out of Verse's mouth*
damn... and you just had Cheese cake... that's a whole lot of flavor to be losing. And what? Big Brother Ha-Z-Lot is back in the building.
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Post by Versatile on Feb 19, 2008 11:25:42 GMT -5
I said I thought that, you gon' randomly smack me? <----Cuts off Damie's pinky toe with an Iota's axe  Eff wit me nah!!! *Runs outta Games Section waaaay before Damie can catch her*
*Chills in the Women's Forum so he can't get to her* |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 19, 2008 11:31:55 GMT -5
*Hobbles over to the women's section and "BAMS" on the door until someone opens up*
Tell Verse, she gimme back my pinky toe, I'll give her back the taste from her mouth. But she gotta hurry up.
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Post by Versatile on Feb 19, 2008 11:38:56 GMT -5
*Runs out and gives Damie his toe and an exalt*
*Runs back in and locks the door*
*Turns to person who opened up*Look Sapphy, I don't care how close y'all were to e-hooking up....Don't let that negra in!!
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Post by MochaD on Feb 19, 2008 12:26:02 GMT -5
Ayo Damie, can a sista get an escort to KFC? I know you can't turn that request down -LoL. Just like old times...
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 19, 2008 13:21:09 GMT -5
Mocha you putting our e-business in the e-street. They don't know how we used to do with KFC LOL.
<---= agrees he was given an offer he can't refuse
<---= must comply
It's gonna cost you a breast...
... a chicken breast get yo mind out the gutter Edna. 
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Post by MochaD on Feb 19, 2008 13:52:08 GMT -5
LoL. I e-apologize. I just know how much you love KFC. After I give you what you want, will you do a lil' Nassy dance for me. I promise not to grab your left butt cheek. I E-SWEAR!!!!
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 19, 2008 13:56:10 GMT -5
You and your promises. The right cheek was always your favorite anyway. You ain't slick.
Anyway once you give me what I want, I give you what you want. And I'm grabbing both cheeks... I e-promise. LOL.
Meet me at the KFC - you know which one - LOL
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Post by MochaD on Feb 19, 2008 13:59:33 GMT -5
Dang, you think you know me. Well I'm a woman of my word. No left cheek for me -LoL. I ain't say nuffin' about the right one though  I always knew you were a breast man. Ask me how I knew  j/k |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 19, 2008 18:10:44 GMT -5
Well you know I'ma breast man cause...
LOL
...I'ma let the people simmer on that one. HAHAHAHA
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Post by Sweet&Chic on Feb 19, 2008 19:01:02 GMT -5
Well you know I'ma breast man cause...
LOL
...I'ma let the people simmer on that one. HAHAHAHA exhalted for that! |
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 19, 2008 21:29:33 GMT -5
<---= loves a breast woman
*Waits to see if he can get exalted for that too*
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Post by Sweet&Chic on Feb 20, 2008 9:29:19 GMT -5
Greedy azz!!
*exhalted for being greedy*
*waits for the favor to be returned*
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 20, 2008 10:24:32 GMT -5
*Exalted in spite being called greedy*
So you like breast men eh? Meet me in PMs. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Southie on Feb 20, 2008 13:43:49 GMT -5
Interesting
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Post by DamieQue™ on Feb 20, 2008 14:40:15 GMT -5
Southie you don't like Breast Men? I would think you would ;D
<---= starts another internet rumor
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got folk looking at me crazy 
j/k